"You know, you can do this just as easily online."
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"Forgive me, Doris, but some computer hacker from Roslyn, Long Island, has just gained access to my feelings."
"Some hacker from an obscure university in China ate my homework."
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"Someone's been hacking into my computer, too, and now I'm a lifetime member of Hot Wet Coeds."
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"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."
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"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."
"After we read every e-mail ever written, I'm gonna start on that new Dan Brown novel."
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"If there's a way in, they'll find it."
"Someone at this address is intercepting foreign hacking codes."
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'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'
"Careful! He knows computers."
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Los Alamos Hard Drives
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"I've hacked into our bank account."
The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.
"? ???????? ?????, ??? ???????? ? Waukesha County."
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"You all know General Petersen from I.T."
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"You wear it on your wrist and it hacks - I mean, tracks - all your personal data."
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"I hacked in his schedule and I know he's free right now."
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"Just for kicks, Leon, let's shut down the F.B.I. again."
19th Century Hacker
"I want you to hear it from me before you hear it from the hackers who broke into our files."
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"Ever since I hacked into that retail group I can't get off their mailing list."
"Hackers uncover the on-hold doodles of George Clooney."