Rapunzel in the Morning
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"You wave at clowns, Peg. You don't marry them and let them run your life."
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"Sure, I wanted my hair back, but not my seventies hair."
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A man cutting hair waits for a hairy man who is about to be decapitated.
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The Tragedy of Prosperity
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Pig with Ponytail, Pony with Pigtail
"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."
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Rapunzel's Short-Lived Relationship With Icarus
"Who told the press we were having a bad hair day?"
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"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."
"I read somewhere that when two people live together for a long time they start to look like each other."
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"Somehow, on you it doesn't look shaved—it just looks bald."
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"Don't worry about it—when we get to the courtroom, you can borrow my comb."
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"Dear Sirs: Yes! I would like to learn more about Rogaine with minoxidil."
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"Just a little off the top and shape the back."
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"Same old, same old, Rapunzel.
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A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.
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"I can't find that much hair in a drain and not see stress issues."
One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year
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"I lied when I told you I shave my head."
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"Still prickly, but smart. Styling gel makes the difference."
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"I knew Mary would dump me when my fleece got a little gray."
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"If I had it to do all over again I wouldn't change much—maybe part my hair on the other side."
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"It's a soul patch, but luckily we've caught it early."
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