"I wouldn't. It's a toupee."
"Dear Sirs: Yes! I would like to learn more about Rogaine with minoxidil."
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A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.
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"I just don't need any more bald friends right now."
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"Don't mention hair loss."
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"I need you to take over while I'm on the road to fuller, thicker hair."
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"Has anyone noticed your healthier, lively-looking hair?"
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Thinning Hair/ Erectile Dysfunction/ One Foot in the Grave.
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Hiding a Bald Patch
Hair being abducted
"Believe me, I can tell."
"I'm sure it's a rug."
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"Shaving your head takes the guesswork out of going bald."
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"I used to wear a rug, and then I decided that bald says integrity - right?"
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"Put it under your pillow, and maybe you'll get a visit from the hair fairy."
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"I've had my teeth whitened my vision corrected, my face tightened and my hair implanted. Now I'd like to have my birth certificate changed."
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"The Five Major Warning Signs of Baldness."
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"Will I lose my hare?"
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"Pulling out the thorn was easy. What I'm most proud of is the hair transplant."
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Scenes from a successful marriage.
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"Good evening, I'm your date. Let me begin by saying I'm sorry I'm late, I'm sorry I'm bald and I'm sorry I'm short."
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"Ninety-five percent of you is still fuzzy wuzzy."
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"I'm having a bad forehead day."
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Period Of Transition
"Lose the rug."