"She's too old for her hair."
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"Sure, I wanted my hair back, but not my seventies hair."
Tags:hair, haircuts, haircut, hair style, hair styles, style, styles, fashion, men's fashion, fashionable, out of fashion, out of style, outdated, seventies, 1970's, 70's, afro, afros, angel, angels, dead, death, dying, died, heaven, be careful what you wish for, bald, balding, hair thinning, receding hairline, hairline, big hair
"Still prickly, but smart. Styling gel makes the difference."
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"Retro, but I love it."
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Tags:hair, hair do, hair dos, hair style, hair styles, hair stylist, hair stylists, barber, barbers, coiffure, coiffures, long hair, hygiene, hygienic, sanitary, germs, lice, head lice, hipster, hipsters, crazy, insane, insanity, family, families, nausea, city streets, city, cities, urban, prejudging, prejudge, prejudging, assumption, assumptions, fear, afraid, rapunzel, let down your hair, folk tale, folk tales, folk lore, storybook, storybooks, children's story, children's stories, medieval, middle ages, tower, towers, castles, apartment, apartments, condominium, condominiums, flat, flats, apartment buildings, buildings, rapunzel
"Work with me!"
"Something intellectual-I'm presenting a goddam writing award."
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Tags:subway, subways, the subway, tube, tubes, the tube, underground, the underground, train, trains, standing passenger, standing passengers, commute, commutes, commuting, commuter, commuters, handle, handles, subway handles, subway handles, train handle, train handles, ponytail, ponytails, hair, hairstyle, hairstyles, hair style, hair styles, mens fashion, mens fashions, men's fashion, men's fashions, long hair
Hiding a Bald Patch
"I've had a ponytail since 1968!"
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Hairdressing for Bald People
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"Great stupid haircut!"
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"I actually find my hair more manageable if I don't wash it for a few days.''
"I'm having a bad forehead day."
Tags:bad hair, bad hair days, bad hair day, baldness, bald, bald people, forehead, foreheads, offices, office worker, office workers, hair do, hair dos, hair-do, hair-dos, hairstyle, hairstyles, hair style, hair styles, hairless, hairlessness, male pattern boldness, hair loss, bald patch, bald patches, alopecia
"I'm having enough problems with my identity as it is."
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"Hey! Great haircut!!
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Bobo's Barber Shop
"Could you just make it a little awkward for a few weeks?"
Trump's hair looks like candy floss
Curling my hair into beachy waves