"She's too old for her hair."
"Keep it stylish, but short enough so that men stop using it to break into my house."
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"You wave at clowns, Peg. You don't marry them and let them run your life."
Tags:advice, clown, clowns, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, man, men, hairdresser, hairdressers, hairstylist, hairstylists, hair salon, hair salons, beauty parlor, beauty parlors, beauty parlour, beauty parlours, beauty salon, beauty salons, hair, haircut, haircuts, gossip, gossiping, red flag, red flags, bad sign, bad signs
"Sure, I wanted my hair back, but not my seventies hair."
Tags:hair, haircuts, haircut, hair style, hair styles, style, styles, fashion, men's fashion, fashionable, out of fashion, out of style, outdated, seventies, 1970's, 70's, afro, afros, angel, angels, dead, death, dying, died, heaven, be careful what you wish for, bald, balding, hair thinning, receding hairline, hairline, big hair
"Would you like to see the top on Google Earth?"
"You aren't the only intelligent life in the universe who elected an embarrassing buffoon."
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"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."
Tags:death, died, die, dies, dying, funeral, funerals, funerary, funeral procession, wake, the wake, holding a wake, open casket, casket, caskets, coffin, coffins, comment, commenting, everyone's a critic, comb over, combover, comb-over, hair, haircut, haircare, bald, balding, male pattern baldness, male patterned baldness, fashion, fashions, gossup, gossiping, gossipy, fashionable, black humor, dark humor, dark humour, black humour
"I love it. Who did it?"
Tags:spaghetti, spaghettis, fork, forks, pasta, pastas, pasta fork, pasta forks, spaghetti fork, spaghetti forks, hairstyle, hairstyles, haircut, haircuts, hairdresser, hairdressers, hairstylist, hairstylists, fashions, fashion sense, fashionista, fashionistas, cutlery, trend setter, trend setters, trendsetter, trendsetters, trend-setter, trend-setters
"Highlight the battleship-gray."
"So how did you like getting away from it all?"
Tags:recluse, recluses, reclusive, hermit, hermits, hide, hides, hiding, hidden, get away from it all, getting away from it all, haircut, haircuts, freshen up, freshens up, freshening up, barber, barbers, barbershop, barbershops, stylist, stylists, hairstyle, hairstyles, hairstyling, off the grid, going off the grid, unkempt, wild, rough it, roughing it
"It's a terrific look, but it doesn't say Great Ape."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, gorilla, gorillas, primate, primates, great ape, great apes, science, biology, hominidae, hominids, scientific classification, evolution, human head, human heads, head, heads, fashion, style, man, men, human, humans, beauty, look, looks, haircut, haircuts, glasses, shaved, clean-shaven, men's fashion, vanity, vain
"When I'm not having a good hair day, you'll know."
"Somehow, on you it doesn't look shaved—it just looks bald."
Tags:hair, haircut, haircuts, hairstyle, hairstyles, shaved, bald, no hair, looks, style, critic, critics, critique, critiquing, criticising, criticizing, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, beauty, insult, insults, insulting, backhanded compliment, backhanded compliments
"Just a little off the top and shape the back."
Tags:garden, gardens, gardening, yardwork, gardener, gardeners, trimming, cutting, pruning, tree, trees, branch, branches, environment, nature, arborist, arborists, tree surgeon, tree surgeons, arboriculture, foliage, hair, haircut, haircuts, hairstyle, hairstyles, barber, barbers, hairdresser, hairdressers, hairstylist, hairstylists, directing
Man looking in mirror at the barber's.
"I lied when I told you I shave my head."
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"Now, you said you wanted a grownup haircut."
Tags:middle age, middle aged, ageing, getting old, getting older, hairloss, bald, balding, going bald, bald patch, bald patches, alpoecia, haircut, haircuts, new haircut, hairstyle, hairstyles, hairstyle, hairdo, hairdos, hairdresser, hairdressers, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, cruel jokes
"Retro, but I love it."
Tags:caveman, cavemen, cavewoman, cavewomen, cave, caves, stone age, bc, b.c., early humans, cave-dweller, cave dwellers, prehistory, prehistoric, hunter gatherer, pre-history, pre-historic, prehistorical, paleolithic, hair style, hair styles, hairstyle, hairstyles, hair stylist, hair stylists, hairdresser, hairdressers, fashion, fashion sense, fashionista, trend, trends, trendy, trend-setter, trend-setters, trendsetter, trendsetters, retro fashion, retro styles, retro, fashion cycle, haircut, haircuts
"If I had it to do all over again I wouldn't change much—maybe part my hair on the other side."
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"What in the hell are you trying to do?"
Tags:boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, dating, date, dates, husband, wife, husbands, wives, couple, couples, marriage, married, marry, relationship, relationships, spouse, spouses, role reversal, hair, hairdo, haircut, hair style, trying something new, men's style, men's fashion, trendy, trending, fashion, fashionable, hair gel, hair spray, married life, getting dressed, getting ready
"We're rounding up undocumented foreign transplants that conceal evil plots against our country."
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"Just clean out the gutters, Tony, and point the chimney."
Tags:barber, barbers, barbershop, barbershops, haircut, haircuts, hair cut, hair cuts, hairstyle, hairstylist, hairstylists, hair, hairdresser, hairdressers, gutter, gutters, maintenance, house maintenance, chimney, chimneys, handwork, handyman, handymen, absurd, mason, masons, masonry, home repair, home repairs
"I had it cut so I can style it professionally at work and still look stupid at night."
Tags:barber, barbers, hairdresser, hairdressers, hairstylist, hairstylists, barbershop, barbershops, hair salon, hair salons, beauty parlor, beauty parlors, beauty parlour, beauty parlours, beauty salon, beauty salons, hair, haircut, haircuts, hairstyle, hairstyles, fashion, style, styles, personal appearance, professional, stupid, dumb, ridiculous, man, men
"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."
Tags:ice cream, ice-cream, icecream, hairstyle, hairstyles, hairdo, hairdos, haircut, haircuts, hair stylist, hair stylists, ice cream vendor, ice cream vendors, ice cream stall, ice cream stalls, dedicated, dedication, commitment, soft serve, soft serve ice cream, beach, beach holiday, beach vacation, beach vacations, beach holidays, sales tactic, sales tactics, sales ploy, sales ploys