Haircuts Cartoons

"She's too old for her hair."

"Keep it stylish, but short enough so that men stop using it to break into my house."

"You wave at clowns, Peg. You don't marry them and let them run your life."

"Sure, I wanted my hair back, but not my seventies hair."

"Would you like to see the top on Google Earth?"

"You aren't the only intelligent life in the universe who elected an embarrassing buffoon."

"I love it. Who did it?"

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

"So how did you like getting away from it all?"

"It's a terrific look, but it doesn't say Great Ape."

"When I'm not having a good hair day, you'll know."

"Somehow, on you it doesn't look shaved—it just looks bald."

"Just a little off the top and shape the back."

Man looking in mirror at the barber's.

"Now, you said you wanted a grownup haircut."

"Retro, but I love it."

"We're rounding up undocumented foreign transplants that conceal evil plots against our country."

"Just clean out the gutters, Tony, and point the chimney."

"I had it cut so I can style it professionally at work and still look stupid at night."

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

Dairy Whiz

Caveman with a stylish hairstyle walks out of a cave marked with a barber pole.

"Absolutely not!"

Saloon/Salon

"We invented your hair."