"Keep it stylish, but short enough so that men stop using it to break into my house."
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stylish, stylishness, rapunzel, haircut, haircuts, unwanted attention, male attention, barber, barbers, barbershop, barbershops, hairstyle, hairstylist, hairstyles, hairstylists, stylist, stylists, long hair, trim, trims, trimming, beauty salon, beauty salons, averse, fable, fables, break in, breaks in, breaking in, entitlement, male entitlement, feminist, feminists, feminism, fairy tale, fairy tales"You wave at clowns, Peg. You don't marry them and let them run your life."
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advice, clown, clowns, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, man, men, hairdresser, hairdressers, hairstylist, hairstylists, hair salon, hair salons, beauty parlor, beauty parlors, beauty parlour, beauty parlours, beauty salon, beauty salons, hair, haircut, haircuts, gossip, gossiping, red flag, red flags, bad sign, bad signs"Sure, I wanted my hair back, but not my seventies hair."
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hair, haircuts, haircut, hair style, hair styles, style, styles, fashion, men's fashion, fashionable, out of fashion, out of style, outdated, seventies, 1970's, 70's, afro, afros, angel, angels, dead, death, dying, died, heaven, be careful what you wish for, bald, balding, hair thinning, receding hairline, hairline, big hair"You aren't the only intelligent life in the universe who elected an embarrassing buffoon."
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alien, aliens, trump, donald trump, president trump, president donald trump, embarrass, embarrassed, embarrassing, humiliate, humiliates, humiliating, election, elections, elected, buffoon, buffoons, haircut, haircuts, commiserate, commiserating, commiseration, reassure, reassures, reassurance, intelligent life, intelligent, intelligence, american, americans"I love it. Who did it?"
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spaghetti, spaghettis, fork, forks, pasta, pastas, pasta fork, pasta forks, spaghetti fork, spaghetti forks, hairstyle, hairstyles, haircut, haircuts, hairdresser, hairdressers, hairstylist, hairstylists, fashions, fashion sense, fashionista, fashionistas, cutlery, trend setter, trend setters, trendsetter, trendsetters, trend-setter, trend-setters"So how did you like getting away from it all?"
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recluse, recluses, reclusive, hermit, hermits, hide, hides, hiding, hidden, get away from it all, getting away from it all, haircut, haircuts, freshen up, freshens up, freshening up, barber, barbers, barbershop, barbershops, stylist, stylists, hairstyle, hairstyles, hairstyling, off the grid, going off the grid, unkempt, wild, rough it, roughing it"It's a terrific look, but it doesn't say Great Ape."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, gorilla, gorillas, primate, primates, great ape, great apes, science, biology, hominidae, hominids, scientific classification, evolution, human head, human heads, head, heads, fashion, style, man, men, human, humans, beauty, look, looks, haircut, haircuts, glasses, shaved, clean-shaven, men's fashion, vanity, vain"Somehow, on you it doesn't look shaved—it just looks bald."
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hair, haircut, haircuts, hairstyle, hairstyles, shaved, bald, no hair, looks, style, critic, critics, critique, critiquing, criticising, criticizing, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, beauty, insult, insults, insulting, backhanded compliment, backhanded compliments"Just a little off the top and shape the back."
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garden, gardens, gardening, yardwork, gardener, gardeners, trimming, cutting, pruning, tree, trees, branch, branches, environment, nature, arborist, arborists, tree surgeon, tree surgeons, arboriculture, foliage, hair, haircut, haircuts, hairstyle, hairstyles, barber, barbers, hairdresser, hairdressers, hairstylist, hairstylists, directing"Now, you said you wanted a grownup haircut."
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middle age, middle aged, ageing, getting old, getting older, hairloss, bald, balding, going bald, bald patch, bald patches, alpoecia, haircut, haircuts, new haircut, hairstyle, hairstyles, hairstyle, hairdo, hairdos, hairdresser, hairdressers, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, cruel jokes"Retro, but I love it."
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caveman, cavemen, cavewoman, cavewomen, cave, caves, stone age, bc, b.c., early humans, cave-dweller, cave dwellers, prehistory, prehistoric, hunter gatherer, pre-history, pre-historic, prehistorical, paleolithic, hair style, hair styles, hairstyle, hairstyles, hair stylist, hair stylists, hairdresser, hairdressers, fashion, fashion sense, fashionista, trend, trends, trendy, trend-setter, trend-setters, trendsetter, trendsetters, retro fashion, retro styles, retro, fashion cycle, haircut, haircuts"We're rounding up undocumented foreign transplants that conceal evil plots against our country."
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ice, ice raid, ice raids, immigration and customs enforcement, immigration & customs enforcement, illegal alien, undocumented, undocumented worker, undocumented workers, trump, donald trump, president trump, president donald trump, deport, deports, deportation, deportations, plot, evil plot, haircut, haircuts, hairstyle, hairstyles, bad haircut, bad haircuts"Just clean out the gutters, Tony, and point the chimney."
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barber, barbers, barbershop, barbershops, haircut, haircuts, hair cut, hair cuts, hairstyle, hairstylist, hairstylists, hair, hairdresser, hairdressers, gutter, gutters, maintenance, house maintenance, chimney, chimneys, handwork, handyman, handymen, absurd, mason, masons, masonry, home repair, home repairs"I had it cut so I can style it professionally at work and still look stupid at night."
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barber, barbers, hairdresser, hairdressers, hairstylist, hairstylists, barbershop, barbershops, hair salon, hair salons, beauty parlor, beauty parlors, beauty parlour, beauty parlours, beauty salon, beauty salons, hair, haircut, haircuts, hairstyle, hairstyles, fashion, style, styles, personal appearance, professional, stupid, dumb, ridiculous, man, men"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."
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plant, plants, pet, pets, family pet, family pets, family resemblance, houseplant, houseplants, house plant, house plants, plant, plants, green fingers, house-plant, house-plants, family life, dog, dogs, cat, cats, animal lover, leaf, leaves, hairstyle, hairstyles, haircut, haircutsDairy Whiz
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ice cream, ice-cream, icecream, hairstyle, hairstyles, hairdo, hairdos, haircut, haircuts, hair stylist, hair stylists, ice cream vendor, ice cream vendors, ice cream stall, ice cream stalls, dedicated, dedication, commitment, soft serve, soft serve ice cream, beach, beach holiday, beach vacation, beach vacations, beach holidays, sales tactic, sales tactics, sales ploy, sales ploysCaveman with a stylish hairstyle walks out of a cave marked with a barber pole.
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history, historical, pre-history, pre-historical, prehistory, prehistorical, stone age, bc, b.c., before christ, paleolithic, palaeolithic, cave-dweller, cave dwellers, cavemen, caveman, neanderthal, neanderthals, early humans, barber, barbers, hairdresser, hairdressers, hairstylist, hairstylists, barbershop, barbershops, hair salon, hair salons, beauty parlor, beauty parlors, beauty parlour, beauty parlours, beauty salon, beauty salons, hair, haircut, haircuts, beard, beards, facial hair, moustache, moustaches, mustaches, mustache, goatee, goatees, barber pole, barber poles, style, hairstyle, hairstyles"Absolutely not!"
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barber, barbers, hair, haircut, haircuts, bad hair day, faux pas, fashion, fashions, fashionable, trend, trends, trendy, hairdresser, hair salon, stylist, stylists, men, man, men's fashion, businessmen, businessman, style, stylish, trend, trends, trending, trendy, man bun, manbun, man-bun, hipster, hipstersSaloon/Salon
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salon, salons, saloon, saloons, wild west, wild-west, western, westerns, cowboy, cowboys, haircut, haircuts, barbershop, barbershops, barber, barbers, hairdresser, hairdressers, hairstylist, hairstylists, american west, pun, puns, frontier"We invented your hair."
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hair, head of hair, heads of hair, bald, balds, balding, male pattern baldness, parent, parents, taunt, taunts, taunting, boomer, boomers, baby boomer, baby boomers, long hair, hippy, hippie, hippies, aging hippy, aging hippies, ageing hippy, ageing hippies, nostalgia, nostalgic, trend, trends, hairstyle, hairstyles, haircut, haircuts, reminisce, reminisces, reminiscing, burger, burgers, fast food, fast foods, generation gap, generation gaps, age gap, age gaps, millennial, millennials