"She's too old for her hair."
"Keep it stylish, but short enough so that men stop using it to break into my house."
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Tags:medusa, hairbrush, hairbrushes, greek myth, greek myths, greek mythology, classical myth, classical myths, classical mythology, gorgon, gorgons, snake, snakes, serpent, serpents, classicist, classicists, classics, ancient greeks, ancient greece, ancient greek, hair brush, hair brushes, hair style, hair styles, hairstyle, hairstyles
"I think it's time to give the word 'fabulous' back to the straight world."
"Would you like to see the top on Google Earth?"
"Don't listen to him. Your hair is beautiful."
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Pig with Ponytail, Pony with Pigtail
"I love it. Who did it?"
Tags:spaghetti, spaghettis, fork, forks, pasta, pastas, pasta fork, pasta forks, spaghetti fork, spaghetti forks, hairstyle, hairstyles, haircut, haircuts, hairdresser, hairdressers, hairstylist, hairstylists, fashions, fashion sense, fashionista, fashionistas, cutlery, trend setter, trend setters, trendsetter, trendsetters, trend-setter, trend-setters
"Highlight the battleship-gray."
"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."
Tags:facial expression, facial expressions, jack o' lanten, jack o lantern, pumpkin, pumpkins, halloween, carve, carves, carving, indecision, get ready, gets ready, getting ready, hairstyle, hairstyles, makeup, make-up, get dressed, getting dressed, slow, slowly, punctual, punctuality, vain, vanity, gender stereotype, gender stereotyping, dinner party, dinner parties
"So how did you like getting away from it all?"
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"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."
"When I'm not having a good hair day, you'll know."
"I read somewhere that when two people live together for a long time they start to look like each other."
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"Somehow, on you it doesn't look shaved—it just looks bald."
Tags:hair, haircut, haircuts, hairstyle, hairstyles, shaved, bald, no hair, looks, style, critic, critics, critique, critiquing, criticising, criticizing, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, beauty, insult, insults, insulting, backhanded compliment, backhanded compliments
"Don't worry about it—when we get to the courtroom, you can borrow my comb."
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"Just a little off the top and shape the back."
Tags:garden, gardens, gardening, yardwork, gardener, gardeners, trimming, cutting, pruning, tree, trees, branch, branches, environment, nature, arborist, arborists, tree surgeon, tree surgeons, arboriculture, foliage, hair, haircut, haircuts, hairstyle, hairstyles, barber, barbers, hairdresser, hairdressers, hairstylist, hairstylists, directing
The Dreadlock Comb-over's one-night beta test.
Tags:combover, comb overs, comb-over, comb-overs, bald, balds, balding, balding man, male pattern baldness, beta test, beta tests, test out, tests out, testing out, dreadlock, dreadlocks, unflattering, appropriation, pickup line, pickup lines, flirt, flirts, wig, wigs, hairstyle, hairstyles, unflattering, revolting, gross
A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.
Tags:man, men, hair, bald, balding, hair loss, alopecia, hairspray, spray, sprays, spray-on, spray-on hair, hair in a can, self-conscious, embarrassed, embarrassing, covering up, hiding, toupee, toupees, wig, wigs, solution, solutions, problem, problems, hairstyle, hairstyles, old, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, over the hill, over-the-hill, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, illusion, illusions, fake, false, innovation, innovative, invention, inventions, beauty, modern life
Man looking in mirror at the barber's.
"Now, you said you wanted a grownup haircut."
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"Still prickly, but smart. Styling gel makes the difference."
Tags:gel, gels, hairstyle, hairstyles, hair, hair style, hair styles, style, styles, trend, trendy, fashionable, fashion, fashionista, porcupine, styling gel, hair gel, wax, hair wax, putty, mould, slick, slicked, quills, oil, oiled, hedgehog, hedgehogs, personified, personification, business, casual, business-casual
"Retro, but I love it."
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"If I had it to do all over again I wouldn't change much—maybe part my hair on the other side."
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A Brief History Of The Campaign
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