Therapist with a jack-o-lantern head talks to their patient who is a witch.
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therapy, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, patient, patients, mental health, halloween, hallowe'en, all hallows eve, witch, witches, pumpkin, pumpkins, jack-o-lantern, jack-o-lanterns"Trick or trample!"
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halloween, hallowe'en, pumpkin, pumkins, trick or treat, trick or treating, trick or treater, trick or treaters, trample, trampling, trampled, witch, witches, giant, giants, mythical creature, mythical creatures, surprise, surprise, costume, costumes, halloween costume, halloween costumes, monster, monsters"I'm getting too old for a broom."
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witch, witches, halloween, hallowe'en, all hallows eve, broom, brooms, broomstick, broomsticks, flying carpet, flying carpets, magic carpet, magic carpets, literature, stereotype, stereotypes, old, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, comfort, comfortable"Oh God. More condoms."
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halloween, hallowe'en, halloween party, halloween parties, dress up, dressing up, dress-up, costume, costumes, party costume, party costumes, halloween costume, halloween costumes, condom, condoms, gift bag, gift bags, party bag, party bags, safe sex, protection, use protection, using protection, safe-sex, insult, insults, insulted, assumption, assumptions, making assumptions, prejudge, prejudging, pre-judge, pre-judging"It's his favorite time of year."
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relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, halloween, hallowe'en, all hallows eve, pumpkin, pumpkins, jack-o-lantern, jack-o-lanterns, favourite, favorite, time of year, season, seasons, seasonal, holiday, holidays"I'll find you some candy, but first tell me how you got past the Secret Service."
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government, government, politics, politician, politicians, president, president, american president, american presidents, white house, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, halloween, hallowe'en, all hallows eve, trick or treat, trick-or-treat, trick or treating, trick-or-treating, kids, kid, child, children, costume, costumes, dressed up, security, secret service, united states secret service, intruder, intruders, trespasser, trespassers, trespassing, security breach, security breaches, oval office, security failure, security failures, obama, barack obama, president obama"O.K., trick or treat, please. Don't mess with me, lady - I'm on a sugar high."
"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."
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witch, witches, sorceress, sorceresses, cauldron, cauldrons, brew, brews, brewing, potion, potions, magic potion, magic potions, halloween, hallowe'en, all hallows eve, cooking, cook, cooks, chef, chefs, recipe, recipes, cookbook, cookbooks, book, books, writing, writer, writers, author, authors, memoir, memoirs, autobiography, autobiographies, publishing, life story, life stories, record, records, instruction, instructions, spellbook, spellbooks, spell book, spell books, food writer, food writers, literature, myth, myths, legend, legends, folklore"Did you say 'trick'? Maybe that's it.Maybe it's just been one long, horrible trick."
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kid, kids, child, children, halloween, hallowe'en, all hallows eve, trick or treat, trick-or-treat, trick-or-treating, trick or treating, costume, costumes, neighbour, neighbours, neighbor, neighbors, trick, tricks, mental health, psychology, psychological, philosophy, philosophical, depression, meaning of life, life, bad day"It's a very simple procedure. We slice off the top of your head and scoop out your innards with a spoon."
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halloween, hallowe'en, pumpkin, pumpkins, trick or treat, trick or treating, trick or treater, trick or treaters, medical procedure, medical procedures, surgery, surgeon, surgeons, gruesome, gory, operation, operation, doctor, doctors, md, mds, m.d.s, m.d., gp, gps, g.p.s, g.p., general practitioner, general practitioners, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, doctors clinics, doctor's clinic, doctor's clinics"Oh please. That's not the face she was born with."
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pumpkin, pumpkins, jack o lantern, jack o lanterns, jack-o-lantern, jack-o-lanterns, pumpkin pie, pumpkin pies, whipped cream, thanksgiving, halloween, hallowe'en, all hallows eve, face, faces, gossip, gossips, gossiping, plastic surgery, cosmetic surgery, makeup, make-up, false, fake, beauty, face lift, face liftsChess Halloween
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chess, chessboard, chessboards, playing chess, chess pieces, chess piece, game, games, board game, board games, halloween, hallowe'en, all hallows eve, costume, costumes, disguises, disguise, fancy dress, rook, rooks, pawn, pawns, knight, knights, bishop, bishops, king, kings, queen, queens, dressing up"The person we're trying to poison—does he have any dietary restrictions?"
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witch, witches, poison, poisons, poisoning, brew, brews, brewing, cauldron, cauldrons, halloween, hallowe'en, all hallows eve, food, diet, diets, dietary restrictions, gluten-free, celiac, celiacs, lactose intolerant, lactose intolerance, allergy, allergies, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarianism, vegan, vegans, veganism, kosher, magic, health"I don't like the look of those pumpkins!"
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halloween, hallowe'en, pumpkin, pumkins, trick or treat, trick or treating, trick or treater, trick or treaters, trap, traps, trick, tricks, bait, baited trap, lure, lures, monster, monsters, goul, gouls, nightmare, nightmares"People! Do you want to merely frighten, or do you want to impress?"
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zombie, zombies, undead, living dead, death, dead, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, tombstone, tombstones, headstone, headstones, gravestone, gravestone, grave, graves, film, films, movie, movies, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, famous people, television, tv, t.v., homemaker, homemakers, halloween, hallowe'en, all hallows eve, zombie attack, frightening, scary, creepy"It's the one night of the year he can go out without his mask and costume!"
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halloween, hallowe'en, all hallows eve, trick or treating, trick-or-treating, trick or treat, trick-or-treat, monster, monsters, myth, myths, legend, legends, taking advantage, blending in, costume, costumes, child, children, kid, kids, playing, playdate, play date, playdates, play dates, family, families"I don't care if he did follow you home—you can't keep him!"
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frankenstein, monster, monsters, creature, creatures, literature, film, films, movie, movies, fictional character, fictional characters, mary shelly, pet, pets, stray, strays, kid, kids, child, children, family, families, halloween, hallowe'en, all hallows eve, trick or treating, trick-or-treating, trick or treat, trick-or-treat, unwelcome guest, unwelcome guests"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."
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gypsy, gypsies, curse, curses, cursed, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, refer, refers, referring, expert, experts, expertise, healer, healers, healing, werewolf, werewolves, lycanthropy, ill, illness, illnesses, sick, sickness, sicknesses, disease, diseases, rare disease, rare diseases, halloween, hallowe'en