Therapist with a jack-o-lantern head talks to their patient who is a witch.
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"Trick or trample!"
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"I'm getting too old for a broom."
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"It's one of those microbrews."
"Oh God. More condoms."
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"It's his favorite time of year."
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"My wife wants to spend Halloween with her first husband."
"I'll find you some candy, but first tell me how you got past the Secret Service."
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A vampire with a darkness flashlight
"It's more than one kid. You better cut the watermelon into pieces."
"O.K., trick or treat, please. Don't mess with me, lady - I'm on a sugar high."
"I accept candy or cash - I don't take stickers."
"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."
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"Did you say 'trick'? Maybe that's it.Maybe it's just been one long, horrible trick."
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"It's a very simple procedure. We slice off the top of your head and scoop out your innards with a spoon."
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Jack-o-lantern in a Barbershop
"Oh please. That's not the face she was born with."
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"The person we're trying to poison—does he have any dietary restrictions?"
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"I don't like the look of those pumpkins!"
"People! Do you want to merely frighten, or do you want to impress?"
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A witch tries on new styles of hats.
"It's the one night of the year he can go out without his mask and costume!"
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"I don't care if he did follow you home—you can't keep him!"
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"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."
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