"Hand me my claw hammer."
"Come now, give the system a chance."
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"Let's work on opening up that fourth chakra."
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"It advanced the technology, but it's not a game changer."
"We begin the day hammering. Then there's 'Regis and Kathie Lee.' Then we do some more hammering, followed by lunch and 'Days of Our Lives,' more hammering, 'Oprah,' and, finally, home."
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"Take my advice, pal. Drink up and get out of here."
"The Ten Commandments Do-It-Yourself Kit"
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"Is it true that you were the only person at the concert who refused to 'wave your hands in the air, and wave 'em like you just don't care'?"
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Desert Island Game
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"Not a chance - you go try out for The New This Old House by yourself."
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"Someday I'll catch you without your mallet, little man."
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Working in Synch
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"You're lucky it's one of those late-day trials where he'll be fatigued."
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"For only five dollars more, the guy let me have the 'Smart Hammer.'"
Thor's Other Tools
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"She took the house, the money, the Mercedes, and the Rottweiler. Then she took a hammer and busted the still."
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"Sorry about this, but I just ran out of sand."
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"Dear God, Thank you for the nice commandments."
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"It used to be enough to just stop. Now I need to stop and take an aspirin."
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"Yeah, and it's a poor craftsman that blames his tools."
"This now concludes our broadcast day."
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How I learned to stop worrying and start hammering
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