"No, I've never been to the Hamptons, but I have been in hellish traffic."
Tags:date, dating, first date, dates, couple, couples, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, hamptons, long island, new york, upper class, fancy, pretentious, snob, snobs, snobby, wealthy, wealthy people, rich, rich people, traffic, traffic jam, bumper to bumper, holiday traffic, summer traffic, beach, beaches, expensive, flashy, bad traffic, hamptons traffic, new york traffic, long island traffic, travel, travelling, vacation, vacationing, vacations, holiday, holidays
My Goal: The Hamptons
Tags:charity, charities, charitable, hamptons, beg, begs, beggar, beggars, begging, panhandle, panhandles, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, goal, goals, life goal, life goals, upward mobility, upwardly mobile, class, classes, fire island, jones beach, rockaway, rockaway beach, coney island, 12 st. pier
"On the other hand, the sand I'm burying my head in is in Amagansett."
Tags:hamptons, east hamptons, rich, riches, rich person, rich people, upper class, upper classes, new yorker, new yorkers, new york city, beach, beaches, bury your head, burying your head, denial, in denial, elite, elites, elitist, elitists, ceo, ceos, executive, executives, business executive, business executives, sand, sands, sandy, fancy
Sympathy Cards for everyday use.
Tags:sympathy, sympathies, sympathetic, card, cards, sympathy card, sorrow, sorry, pity, pities, commiseration, commiserations, inappropriate, everyday, annoying, rub it in, rubbing it in, party, parties, nightclub, nightclubs, hampton, hamptons, panel, panel drawing, envelope, envelopes, letter, letters, greetings, greet, greeting
"We're for calling it 'Hampton,' but they want to call it 'the Hamptons.' "
Tags:pilgrim, pilgrims, puritan, puritans, mayflower, hamptons, hampton, naming, names, long island, the hamptons, upper class, lower class, class divide, pretension, pretentious, pretensions, upper crust, class difference, holiday home, holiday homes, vacation home, vacation homes, disagreement, disagreements, high society
Ice Cream And Summer Rentals
Tags:street, street cart, carts, food cart, food carts, street vendor, street vendors, ice cream, ice creams, summer, summery, summer rentals, summer rental, hamptons, fire island, berkshire, berkshires, holiday, holidays, vacations, vacation, vacationing, business, small business, small businesses, entrepreneur, entrepreneurial, entrepreneurs, unexpected, holiday home, holiday homes, realtor, realtors, shady, shady business
"I don't know about you, but I come to the Hamptons to relax."
Tags:beggar, beggars, panhandle, panhandles, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, beg, begs, begging, vacation, vacations, vacationing, hamptons, the hamptons, new yorker, new yorkers, charity case, charity cases, privilege, privileged, life of privilege, privileged life, tired out, tuckered out, vacation clothes, vacation clothing
Don Quixote in the Hamptons
Tags:the ingenious nobleman sir quixote of la mancha, don quixote, hamptons, chasing windmill, chasing windmills, el ingenioso hidalgo don quijote de la mancha, miguel de cervantes, literary figure, literary figures, literary character, literary characters, chivalry, romance, romances, romantic, romantics, bbq, bbqs, barbecue, barbecues, barbeque, barbeques, joust, jousts, jousting, holiday home, holiday homes, vacation home, vacation homes
Sensation in the Hamptons: A Man Strolls Down Main Street Wearing a Tie.
Spaced-based Weapons We Need Today
Tags:s.u.v, sport utility vehicle, sport utility vehicles, boy band, boy bands, hamptons, beach house, beach houses, pop culture, weapon, weapons, pop culture reference, pop culture references, counter culture, counter cultures, culture, counterculture, countercultures, misanthrope, misanthropic, misanthropes, hipster, hipsters, weapons system, weapons system
"For the last time- I can't Rapture you out to the Hamptons."
Tags:jesus, god, gods, religion, religions, pray, praying, beg, begging, summer, the hamptons, hamptons, escape, escaping, heaven, rapture, rapture to heaven, traffic, raptures, second coming of christ, christ, christian, christians, transport, transporting, wealth, wealthy, bus, buses, drive, driving, vacation, vacations, summer, summers, holiday, holidays
"We had a great summer! Seven hundred and fifty thousand of us shared a house in the Hamptons."
Tags:bug, bugs, infest, infests, infested, infestation, infestations, vermin, vermins, insect, insects, roach, roaches, cockroach, cockroaches, bug problem, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, squeamish, summer, summer vacation, summer holiday, creepy, scale, scaled, perspective, perspectives, centipede, centipedes, hamptons, talking animal, talking animals, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphize
"May I have this dance, Miss?"
Tags:long island, hampton, hamptons, southampton, easthampton, upper class, upper classes, beach, beaches, beach community, beach communities, proper, catcall, catcalls, catcalling, cat call, cat calls, cat calling, heckle, heckles, heckling, harass, harasses, harassing, gated community, gated communities
The Annual Hamptons Back to Wall Street Tie Fly
Tags:wall street, banker, bankers, investor, investors, investment banker, investment banks, kite, kites, kite flying, kite flyer, kite flyers, summer holiday, summer holidays, summer vacation, summer vacations, hamptons, the hamptons, back to work, tie, ties, suit, suits, business suit, business suits, business man, business men, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, holiday home, holiday homes, second home, second homes
"He said he's always between the Hamptons and Manhattan. It turns out he means Babylon, Long Island."
Tags:location, locations, upscale, new york, new yorker, new yorkers, new york city, hamptons, manhattan, long island, working class, working classes, upper class, upper classes, pass, passes, passing, pass off, passes off, passing off, superficial, superficiality, pretender, pretenders, pretending, mislead, misleads, misleading, origin, origins, humble origins, poor, poverty, pass for rich, passing for rich
The rivalry between the Hamptons and Cape Code spills over.
Tags:rival, rivals, rivalry, rivalries, upper class, upper classes, rich, riches, rich person, rich people, cape cod, hamptons, enemy, enemies, natural enemy, natural enemies, fierce, flip off, flips off, flipping off, massachusetts, new york, vacation, vacations, vacation spot, vacation spots, tourist trap, tourist traps, rich, riches, wealth, wealthy, wealthy elite, wealthy elites, elitist
"That's the deal for Manhattan. If you have to ask how much for the Hamptons, you can't afford it."
Tags:hamptons, holiday destination, holiday destinations, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, home, homes, wealth, wealthy, wealthiness, fortune, fortunes, native american, native americans, indian, indians, puritan, puritans, pilgrim, pilgrims, colonizer, colonizers, coloniser, colonisers, wealth inequality, economic inequality, financial inequality, asking price, land treaty, land sale, land sales, land treaties, us history, american history, new world
"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."
Going to the Hamptons for the Summer, Sale.
Tags:hamptons, summer, summers, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, sale, sales, summertime, summer-time, yard sale, yard sales, garage sale, garage sales, fundraising, fundraiser, fundraisers, fundraise, fundraised, travel money, travel fund, travel funds, tourist, tourists, sidewalk sale, sidewalk sales