"I keep my core beliefs written on my palm for easy reference."
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"Basically, we're all trying to say the same thing."
"Don't be so chintzy with the life line!"
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"He wants you to shake hands."
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"My hands—as you can see—are tiny and made of porcelain, so let's be careful."
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"And Adam and Eve saw that they were naked, and they were ashamed."
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"That just never gets old!"
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"At least we have our integrity."
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"A wonderful cat is coming into your life."
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"Yo, Greg!" "Hey, Warren!"
Octopus Shadow Puppets
"You may approach the giant novelty chair."
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"Employees must pumice feet."
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"Fifth hand. Pale chartreuse."
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"Do you think you could give me a hand? The guests will be here any minute."
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A man and horse touch hands during a prison phone call.
Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".
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A king sits in a pool of oil.
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"Where's that damn 'escape' key?"
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Rabbit Makes Shadow Puppet Of A Hand
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Employees must wash hands.
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"For my next encore, I would like to play another piece written specially for me."
"Well, we removed the growth, but the operation has left you paralyzed from the neck down."
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"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"
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