"No, but I can give you an unfunded mandate."
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"Thanks, Pop, but today's kids don't want money, they want leadership."
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"What I'd like, basically, is a temporary line of credit just to tide me over the rest of my life."
"Don't forget to take a handful of our complimentary antibiotics on your way out."
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"I feel that if I wait here long enough Oprah will give me something."
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"How do I know you're not going to turn around and spend it on eggnog?"
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"I've take a government handout not to grow any wool."
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Government cheese and crackers.
"I suppose you're worried about your little peasant benefits."
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"I had a wonderful time. I just wish you were Oprah giving away cars."
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"I'll tell you what it is. It's two hundred thousand peasants from permissive peasant homes, that's what it is."
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"That's all we get around here: Gimme, gimme, gimme."
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"Sorry—I live in a parallel universe."
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"Be that way, Marilyn. You weren't sneering at me when I was managing your portfolio."
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Too Much Money
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Fight Crime - Give Generously
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"Excuse me, have you heard how great I am?"
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"Send over some more birdseed—and hurry!"
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Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: Urban Gorilla
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"Give a man an exam and he'll be healthy for a day; teach a man to examine himself and he'll be healthy for a lifetime."
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"Beat it, loser! No handouts!"