Hands Cartoons

"I keep my core beliefs written on my palm for easy reference."

"Basically, we're all trying to say the same thing."

"Don't be so chintzy with the life line!"

"He wants you to shake hands."

"My hands—as you can see—are tiny and made of porcelain, so let's be careful."

"And Adam and Eve saw that they were naked, and they were ashamed."

"That just never gets old!"

"A wonderful cat is coming into your life."

"Yo, Greg!" "Hey, Warren!"

Octopus Shadow Puppets

"You may approach the giant novelty chair."

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

"Fifth hand. Pale chartreuse."

Your Palm

A man and horse touch hands during a prison phone call.

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

"Where's that damn 'escape' key?"

Rabbit Makes Shadow Puppet Of A Hand

Employees must wash hands.

"For my next encore, I would like to play another piece written specially for me."

"Well, we removed the growth, but the operation has left you paralyzed from the neck down."

"Stick what up?"

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

"Can you please identify which hand was mistakenly amputated."

Cavemansplaining.