"A handshake is as good as a thirty-page contract, eh, Mr. Harrison?"
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crocodile, crocodiles, alligator, alligators, croc, crocs, gator, gators, predator, predators, prey, preys, food chain, food-chain, contract, contracts, handshake, handshakes, gentlemen, gentleman, gentleman's agreement, gentleman's agreements, businessmen, businessman, hostile takeover, hostile takeovers, intimidation, business deal, business deals"Good beard."..."Nice beard."..."Good beard."..."Great beard."..."Good beard."
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hockey, hockey players, hockey player, hockey teams, hockey game, sports, sport players, sport teams, athlete, athletes, athletics, sportsmanship, team members, compliment, compliments, complimenting, friendly, courtesy, courteous, handshake, handshakes, handshake line, handshake lines, playoff, playoffs, sporting tradition, sporting traditions, beard, beards, bearded, facial hair, assimilation, men complimenting each other, men complimenting"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."
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handshake, handshakes, fist bump, fist bumps, fist bumping, bumping fists, greet, greets, greeting, culture clash, culture clashes, new job, new jobs, adjustment, adjustments, adjustment period, adjustment periods, settle in, settles in, settling in, broken arm, broken arms, broken hand, broken hands, broken bone, broken bones, career change, career changes, commiserate, commiserates, commiserating, culture shock, culture shocks, system shock, system shocks, socially awkward, social awkwardness"In this company, Simmons, we hold our hands steady in the middle and shake our bodies."
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hand shake, hand shakes, office worker, office workers, greeting, greetings, business man, business men, business people, business person, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, corporation, corporations, big corporations, offices, office building, office building, cultural difference, cultural differences, tradition, traditions, handshake, handshakes, the handshake"He wants you to shake hands."
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animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, dog trick, dog tricks, trick, tricks, handshake, shake, handshakes, introductions, first meeting, first meetings, polite, well-trained, good manners, paw, paws, hand, hands, greeting, greetings"I miss handshakes"
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greet, greetings, formality, informality, informal, introduce, introductions, modern attitudes, modern views, handshake, handshakes, hug, hugs, hugging, cuddle, cuddling, awkwardness, touch averse, touch aversion, introvert, introversion, anti social, anti sociable, touch-averse, touch-aversion, welcome, welcomes, welcoming, traditional, traditionalist, traditional mindset, traditional views, old fashioned, old-fashioned, old fashioned attitudes, traditional attitudes, uncomfortable, discomfort, awkward, kiss, kissing"Good trial." "Good trial." "Good trial."
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trial, trials, sport, sports, sports game, sports team, sports teams, team, teams, handshake, handshakes, good game good game, good game, law, lawyer, lawyers, judge, judges, judging, judicial, judiciary, jury, juror, jurors, court, courts, courtroom, court room, courthouse, court house, court of law, trial, trials, persecution, persecutor, legal, legality, legals, jargon, word, word play, play on words, word-play, sportsman, sportsmanlike, sportsman-like, sporting, sportsmanship"Better yet, why don't I have my people kick your lying butt?"
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businessmen, businessman, insincere, handshake, handshakes, insincerity, lie, lies, liar, liars, lying, dishonest, dishonesty, lawyer, lawyers, business deal, business deals, corporate culture, corporate politics, exec, execs, executive, executives, office politics, business negotiation, business negotiations"By Jove, you've got it! Unprofessional, clingy, boorish, volatile, fake-macho and weirdly desperate -- a handshake patently your own, Mr. Trump."
"Careful! That's his firing hand."
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firing hand, firing hands, handshake, handshakes, downsizing, downsized, downsizes, downsize, downsizes, layoff, layoffs, lay-off, lay-offs, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, managements, corporate culture, fire, fires, fired, firing, sack, sacks, sacked, sacking, firing hand, firing handsMan looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".
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business, businessman, businessmen, vending machine, vending machines, strange, unusual, hand, hands, handshake, handshakes, shaking hands, introduction, introductions, practice, practising, practicing, greeting, greetings, etiquette, manners, friend, friends, friendship, mate, mates, loneliness, alone, contact, human contact, encouragement, consumerism, invention, inventions, technology, street scene, street scenes, modern life"I suppose a fist bump would be more sanitary."
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business man, business men, business people, business person, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, office work, offices, office workers, politician, politicians, obama, president obama, barack obama, president barack obama, handshakes, handshake, greeting, greetings, meeting, meetings, fist bump, fist bumps, fistbump, fistbumps, fist-bump, fist-bumps, cleanliness, clean, sanitation, sanitary, business meeting, business meetings, business transaction, business transactions"Give me a hug. I can tell a lot about a man by the way he hugs."
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interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, job application, job applications, handshake, handshakes, hug, hugs, hugging, interview technique, interview techniques, interviewer, interviewers, personnel, personnel officer, personnel officers, new job, new jobs, surprise, surprises, personal space, personal boundaries"Philip! Nice to see you still at large."
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business, businesses, money, rich, wealth, wealthy, ethic, ethics, ethical, legal, criminal, at large, threat, threats, handshake, handshakes, shake, shake hands, crony, cronies, corrupt, corruption, corrupting, threatening, white collar, white collar crime, criminals"Purell?"
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handshake, handshakes, hand sanitizer, hand sanitizers, hoi polloi, commoners, the masses, the common people, the populace, the public, the people, the multitude, the crowd, the commonality, other people, crown, crowns, royal, royals, royalty, king, kings, monarch, monarchy, monarchies, sanitize, sanitizing, sanitiser, sanitisers, sanitise"It's a deal, but just to be on the safe side let's have our lawyers look at this handshake."
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business, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, exec, execs, office, offices, office life, deal, deals, business deal, business deals, contract, contracts, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, handshake, handshakes, making a deal, safety first, double checking, double check, legalBusinessman's Secret Handshake
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handshake, handshakes, business, businessmen, businessman, shaking hands, secret, secrets, secret handshake, secret handshakes, bribe, bribes, bribery, corrupt, corruption, money, ethics, unethical, white-collar crime, white collar crime, scandal, scandals, fraud, graft, dishonest, payoff, payoffs, wall street, greed, greedyT-shirt reading 'I shook the president's hand and all I got was this lousy coronavirus'
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t-shirt, t-shirts, slogan, slogans, statement, statements, president trump, president donald trump, hand shake, hand shakes, donald trump, handshake, handshakes, polite, coronavirus, covid, covid-19, self-isolate, self-isolating, self-isolation, lousy, quarantine, quarantines, quarantining, gain, gains, ill, illness, illnesses, annoy, annoyed, annoying, election, elections"Every time he elbow bumps me, he hits my funny bone on purpose."
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new normal, hand washing, hand hygiene, post-covid, handshake, handshakes, elbow bump, elbow bumps, funny bone, funny bones, workplace bullying, bullying, bully, bullies, childish, immature, businessman, businessman, businesswoman, businesswomen, covid-19, covid 19, corona, coronavirus, novel coronavirus, corona virus, novel corona virus, pandemic, coronavirus pandemic, covid-19 pandemic, covid 19 pandemic, public health crisis, global health crisis, reopening, reopen, reopened, ending lockdown, easing lockdown, lifting lockdown"I've seen the best minds of my generation renounce a firm handshake in favor of hugging!"
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