Handsome Cartoons

"Trust me—sex sells."

"Is he the really hot Montague?"

"If I can't feel love, what was the point of making me so damn good-looking."

"Dad, when did you realize you weren't, you know, exactly studly anymore?"

"New Year's Resolution - Stay This Good-Looking!"

"That's the famous Josh—a high-impact body harboring a very low-impact mind."

"We find the defendant very telegenic."

"Sandro! What a relief to see you up and smoldering again."

"I know I'm good looking, but am I good looking enough to move to California?"

"He's Still Quite Handsome, Despite What Happened."

"The antlers get their attention but It's the great teeth that clinch the deal."

"What'll it be, handsome?"

"Turns out he had the body of a much younger man—in his fridge."

Ugly lifeguard sitting in a chair with a sign reading "No sexy lifeguard on duty."

"I kept hoping the picture would get old and repulsive looking, instead of me, but it didn't work out that way."

"Now I believe it. New York IS out of control."

"You will meet a tall, dark and handsome frog."