"After we have sex but before I kill you, I'm going to need your help with some shelves."
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"I was I had a house like yours so I could do something nice with it."
"Did you call someone to come test for margarine residue in the refrigerator?"
"Do you really know what you're doing, or do you Google-search know?"
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"Just clean out the gutters, Tony, and point the chimney."
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"The only thing available right now is a handyman's special starter condo on Tier 19 that's just been reduced to three hundred seventy-dive thou, plus maintenance."
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"It's the super - he says a lot of short American fiction has been clogging the pipes in the basement."
"I'm here to fix the lasagne."
Thor's Other Tools
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"Would you prefer me to hover over you silently or awkwardly try to make small talk?"
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"Whoa - You're gonna need a whole new string!"
Man Lifting Heavy Block
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"Good news! Our septic tank is shot."
"The problem is that your trap is one big macaroni."
"If you would care to take a seat, our waiter, Paul, will be with you momentarily."
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"Yeah, and it's a poor craftsman that blames his tools."
"They're a perfect match – she's high-maintenance, and he can fix anything."