Bat hanging upside down drops all his money, matches and keys.
A man hangs himself in the voting booth.
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Welcome Stockholders: The Lynching
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A hangman's noose is made wheelchair accessible.
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"I can help you guys form a union."
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"O.K. That covers the last meal. Now, which would you prefer, hanging, electrocution, or lethal injection?"
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"We're starting to get media coverage. Pass it on."
"Oh dear Lord no! There had to have been another way!"
"There was 'reasonable doubt,' Ma'am, so we're hanging a few lawyers."
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"I'm sorry, but I'm morally and politically opposed to hangman."
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"Well, I'll be danged-he's got accordion boots."
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"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."
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The Mother Of Damocles
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"Is there a letter 't'?"
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"Because you're not naked, and you're not a cowboy, that's why!"
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"Remember when they couldn't do this sort of thing to you?"
"My husband has a huge set of antlers and I have a pretty good idea where he's hanging out."
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"Have you any regrets, Captain Hale? Our readers would like to know."
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"Just in case the conference call runs long."
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"Thanks a lot, Dr. Kevorkian, but I think I'd like a second opinion."
"Hey! You're supposed to be a hanging judge."
Ski lift mobile
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"They could at least have hanged us in effigy!!"
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"You shouldn't feel too bad. I think it's remarkable they managed even one jump."
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A man throws a stick for a dog to hang himself.