Happiness Cartoons

"I've decided to return to my first passion in life—selling drugs to kids."

"This is coach class. Let's lose the smile."

"I have two mommies. I know where the apostrophe goes."

"Look, making you happy is out of the question, but I can give you a compelling narrative for your misery."

"See? Isn't this better than being happy?"

"Yes, I'm somewhat depressed, but seasonally adjusted I'm probably happy enough."

"I have just one more question - will it make me happy?"

"The Bluebird of Happiness is on his way. We're security."

"Are you there now, Linda? Are you in that happy, safe place that brings you peace and assurance, and deep contentment?"

"This lovely car has not brought us happiness. You agree, Morris? That is why I am now thinking in terms of having the entire house recarpeted."

"I'm sorry you're having a hard time, Roy. Please forgive my Schadenfreude."

"Remember how I said I was happiest when we had nothing?"

"Very good. Now go out there and convince others."

"I've finally learned to live with myself - you're next."

"Go find out why a peasant is giggling at midday."

"And, because a princess can't be forced to testify against her prince, they lived happily ever after."

"If you're happy and you know it, stick with your dosage."

"I could cry when I think of the years I wasted accumulating money, only to learn that my cheerful disposition is genetic."

"Happiness is not readily transmittable from bluebirds to humans."

"But, remember, you're responsible for your own happiness."

"Happy?"

"I just hope I can do half as well with my future as you did with yours."

"Medicate!"

Blissful Acres - An Ignorant Community

"I need to wait until the euphoria wears off before I start dating again."