"I've decided to return to my first passion in life—selling drugs to kids."
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"This is coach class. Let's lose the smile."
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"I have two mommies. I know where the apostrophe goes."
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"Look, making you happy is out of the question, but I can give you a compelling narrative for your misery."
"See? Isn't this better than being happy?"
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"Yes, I'm somewhat depressed, but seasonally adjusted I'm probably happy enough."
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"I have just one more question - will it make me happy?"
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"The Bluebird of Happiness is on his way. We're security."
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"Are you there now, Linda? Are you in that happy, safe place that brings you peace and assurance, and deep contentment?"
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"This lovely car has not brought us happiness. You agree, Morris? That is why I am now thinking in terms of having the entire house recarpeted."
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"I'm sorry you're having a hard time, Roy. Please forgive my Schadenfreude."
"Remember how I said I was happiest when we had nothing?"
"Very good. Now go out there and convince others."
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"I've finally learned to live with myself - you're next."
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"Go find out why a peasant is giggling at midday."
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"And, because a princess can't be forced to testify against her prince, they lived happily ever after."
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"If you're happy and you know it, stick with your dosage."
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"I could cry when I think of the years I wasted accumulating money, only to learn that my cheerful disposition is genetic."
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"Happiness is not readily transmittable from bluebirds to humans."
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"But, remember, you're responsible for your own happiness."
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"I just hope I can do half as well with my future as you did with yours."
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Blissful Acres - An Ignorant Community
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"I need to wait until the euphoria wears off before I start dating again."
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