"I've decided to return to my first passion in life—selling drugs to kids."
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"This is coach class. Let's lose the smile."
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"God must have been very pleased."
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"I have two mommies. I know where the apostrophe goes."
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"Look, making you happy is out of the question, but I can give you a compelling narrative for your misery."
"See? Isn't this better than being happy?"
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"Yes, I'm somewhat depressed, but seasonally adjusted I'm probably happy enough."
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"I have just one more question - will it make me happy?"
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"The Bluebird of Happiness is on his way. We're security."
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"I'm sorry you're having a hard time, Roy. Please forgive my Schadenfreude."
"Remember how I said I was happiest when we had nothing?"
"Very good. Now go out there and convince others."
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"Well, they certainly have brightened things up around here!"
"Go find out why a peasant is giggling at midday."
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"And, because a princess can't be forced to testify against her prince, they lived happily ever after."
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"Why do they all gain those extra pounds at the exact same time of the year?"
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"I could cry when I think of the years I wasted accumulating money, only to learn that my cheerful disposition is genetic."
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"Happiness is not readily transmittable from bluebirds to humans."
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"Is he the God of the Old or the New Testament this morning?"
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"But, remember, you're responsible for your own happiness."
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"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."
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Everything is charged!"
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"But when she got there, the cupboard was bare, and so the poor dog had none."
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Blissful Acres - An Ignorant Community
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