"It's from Santa, and it goes way, way beyond jolly."
"I just can't shake the alumni newsletter."
"Oh, I'm really sorry. I just placed three million with some broker who called five minutes ago."
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"Good morning. I'm Craig Nisbet, and I'm trying to meet women."
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"She's gotten really arrogant now that she has a stalker."
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"My client has nothing to leak at this time."
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"Jehoshaphat! Look at that gait!"
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"Two lousy weeks. You people can surely make do for two lousy weeks."
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"Fine, ignore me—that's cool! I'm no stranger to unwanted advances myself."
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"May I have this dance, Miss?"
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"Do you have a minute for a problem whose solution has eluded humanity since the dawn of civilization?"
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"By Jupiter, an angel! Or, if not, an earthly paragon!"
"You have to learn to relax, even though I'm creeping you out."
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"If you check your voicemail you'll find I can be even more annoying than I am in person."
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Women harass men hwo are leaving a coffee shop.
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"In the official language of the State of Florida, buzz off."