"Oh, Christ—it's your mother."
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"Hey, honey! I thought of something else you can put on your restraining order."
"She's gotten really arrogant now that she has a stalker."
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"Can you put more nudity in this?"
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"I want to report a stalker."
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"Two lousy weeks. You people can surely make do for two lousy weeks."
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"I feel that I should be compensated for the weeks that you were on vacation."
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"Do you have a minute for a problem whose solution has eluded humanity since the dawn of civilization?"
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"You have to learn to relax, even though I'm creeping you out."
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"What's the matter? Not puffy enough for you?"