"I just can't shake the alumni newsletter."
"What sort of flowers say, 'I promise to obey the restraining order'?"
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"Hey, honey! I thought of something else you can put on your restraining order."
"Among them, my children have eighteen years of accumulated experience harassing their mother!"
"Good morning. I'm Craig Nisbet, and I'm trying to meet women."
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"I don't have all night, Miss. Are you going to push that button or what?"
"Step a little closer, baby, and let some of the magic rub off."
"She's gotten really arrogant now that she has a stalker."
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"I'm not stalking you. I'm binge-watching you."
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"My client has nothing to leak at this time."
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"Jehoshaphat! Look at that gait!"
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"Two lousy weeks. You people can surely make do for two lousy weeks."
"I've changed the locks and taken out a restraining order, so no, I won't be your valentine."
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"I feel that I should be compensated for the weeks that you were on vacation."
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"Fine, ignore me—that's cool! I'm no stranger to unwanted advances myself."
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"Whistle, you dumb bastard!"
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"May I have this dance, Miss?"
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"Do you have a minute for a problem whose solution has eluded humanity since the dawn of civilization?"
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"If you check your voicemail you'll find I can be even more annoying than I am in person."
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"The drums, Melissa, the drums of passion, they beat for you."
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