"It's from Santa, and it goes way, way beyond jolly."
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"Oh, I'm really sorry. I just placed three million with some broker who called five minutes ago."
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"I swear, Meredith, this is strictly business."
"Oh, Christ—it's your mother."
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"For the last time, Crawford, our firm is 'warm and fuzzy,' not 'touchy-feely.'"
"My client is completely rehabilitated, Your Honor, in a grabass sort of way."
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"What sort of flowers say, 'I promise to obey the restraining order'?"
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"Hey, honey! I thought of something else you can put on your restraining order."
Tags:mimosa, mimosas, brunch, brunches, jehovah's witness, jehovah's witnesses, jehovahs witness, jehovahs witnesses, drink, drinks, cocktail, cocktails, breakfast, breakfasts, christian, christians, christianity, proselytize, proselytizes, proselytizing, proselytise, proselytises, proselytising, door-to-door, harass, harasses, harassment
"Sorry, Chief, but of course I didn't mean 'bimbo' in the pejorative sense."
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"Among them, my children have eighteen years of accumulated experience harassing their mother!"
"Good morning. I'm Craig Nisbet, and I'm trying to meet women."
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"Step a little closer, baby, and let some of the magic rub off."
"She's gotten really arrogant now that she has a stalker."
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"Can you put more nudity in this?"
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"I'm not stalking you. I'm binge-watching you."
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"My client has nothing to leak at this time."
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"Polar? Or simply slow to warm."
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"I want to report a stalker."
Tags:stalker, stalking, stalk, stalks, stalked, hunter, hunters, hunter, hunters, bloodsport, bloodsports, blood sport, blood sports, blood-sport, blood-sports, deer, venison, buck, bucks, ranger station, ranger stations, ranger, rangers, woods, forest, forests, harassment, harassed, restraining order, restraining orders
"I've changed the locks and taken out a restraining order, so no, I won't be your valentine."
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"There is, however, nothing in the dean's regulations to preclude a semester of profoundly suggestive and, ultimately, frustrating consensual eye contact."
"Hey, baby, what's happenin'? How's about a little kiss, mama? Woof, woof, woof! Ar-oooooooo!"
"Here comes an out-of-print collection of short stories."
Tunnel of Jerks
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