"It's great for quesadillas."
Tags:tv, t.v., tvs, television, televisions, flatscreen tv, flatscreen television, flatscreen tvs, flatscreen televisions, microwave, kitchen gadgets, kitchen gadget, useless kitchen gadgets, useless gadgets, hard sell, sales technique, sales, salesman, salesmen, salesperson, salespeople, salesmanship, selling point, selling points, special feature, special features
"It's your real-estate agent. She says she may have found you a higher ledge."
Tags:dark humour, dark humor, gallows humor, gallows, gallows humour, black humor, black humour, jump, jumping, ledge, jump off, ledges, real-estate, real estate, apartment, apartments, sales, sales pitch, hard sell, bad timing, timing, talk down, suicidal, ledge, ledges, location, locations, leap, leaps, leaping
"Of course, it's hard to tell what a place really looks like without furniture."
"Now this baby can hold up to five hundred magnets."
Tags:fridge magnets, magnets, fridge, fridges, refrigerator, refrigerators, fridge-freezer, ice-box, freezer, salesman, salesperson, selling, sell, hard sell, shop, shopping, buy, buying, souvenir, souvenirs, tacky souvenirs, bad reasons, bad reason, sales pitch, sales pitches, salesmanship, salesmen, selling point, selling points, special feature, special features
Tags:car, cars, used car, used cars, used car salesman, salesman, car salesman, salesmen, salesperson, sales representative, salespeople, sales representatives, hard sell, selling, sales technique, sales techniques, sales, dishonest, dishonesty, old banger, old bangers, inflatable car, inflatable cars, oops, mistake, mistakes
"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."
Tags:engineer, engineering, german engineering, auto, autos, automobile, car, cars, motor, motors, sports car, muscle car, sales, salesman, salesmen, showroom, car salesman, advanced engineering, mechanic, mechanical engineering, mechanics, car maintenance, hard sell, hardsell, hard-sell, couple, couples, buy, buyer, buyers, customer, customers, customer service, spin, rhetoric, persuade, persuasive, persuading, persuades, dupe, duped, crook, model, car model
Tags:spam, spam mail, spam email, emails, e-mail, e-mails, e mail, e mails, spammer, spammed, fish joke, sale, sales, salesmen, salesman, hard sell, unsolicited, telemarketer, telemarketing, telemarket, shell, seashell, seashells, sea shell, sea shells, conch, conches, magic conch, beach, beaches, beach combing, beach-combing, beach-comb, beach comb, seaside, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays
Ed Revere, Spam Courier
Tags:revere, american history, historical, historical figures, paul revere, civil war, midnight ride, us history, usa, revolution, revolutionary, courier, spam, spam mail, spam email, emails, e-mail, e-mails, e mail, e mails, spammer, spammed, fish joke, sale, sales, salesmen, salesman, hard sell, unsolicited, telemarketer, telemarketing, telemarket, hourse back, ye olde
"I could show you folks how to tap into your hovel's equity."
Tags:shack, shacks, hovel, hovels, poor, poverty, outback, shotgun shack, low end, sales, sales pitch, inappropriate, hard sell, tough sell, sell, selling, sales pitches, west, western, westerns, wild west, desert, wasteland, deserted, empty, real estate, real-estate, property, properties, property ladder, equity, equitable, home, homes, housing, houses, housing market, home owners
"Care To Try Our latest Fragrance"
Tags:hazmat, hazmats, hazmat suit, hazmat suits, gasmask, gas mask, protection, protective, protect, protective suit, fumigate, fumigation, fumigator, department, department store, department stores, dept, dept stores, fragrances, fragrance, sale, sales, salesmen, salesman, hard sell, perfume, perfumery, perfumes, perfumed, perfume counter, counter, store, stores, industrial, industrial equipment, overkill, over kill, over-kill, ott, over the top, trend, trending, trends, trendy, fashionable, fashions
'Lemonade (& Batman)'
Tags:sale, sales, hard sell, salesman, sales man, salesmen, sales men, saleswoman, start them young, kid, kids, lemonade stand, lemonade stands, sell, selling, hero, heroes, superhero, superheroes, caped, capes, iconic, iconic image, customer, customers, drawing, draw them in, ad, ads, advert, advertisement, advertizing, advertising, childhood, sibling, siblings, younger, younger brother, younger brothers, little brother, little brothers, priority, priorities, comic, comics, comicbook, comic book
"And this baby can print forty pages before you can say 'whoops'."
"Now, this model not only plays fifty records but it changes them, turns them over, and gives you a brief comment on each by Deems Taylor."
Tags:sales, sale, selling, sales technique, hard sell, record player, record players, vintage record player, jukebox, jukeboxes, music, music player, music players, high end, high end record player, deems taylor, joseph deems taylor, classical music, classical music commentary, vintage, vintage cartoon, vintage cartoons
"Now, this little scarf is just to give you that completely dressed feeling."
Tags:fitting room, fitting rooms, changing room, changing rooms, clothes shop, clothes shops, clothes store, clothes stores, dress shop, dress shops, dress store, dress stores, shopping, shopper, shop assistant, shop assistants, retail assistant, retail assistants, sales assistant, sales assistants, hard sell, sales techniques, selling, sales, fashion, fashions, 1940s fashion, vintage fashion, 1940 clothes, vintage clothes, high society, 1940s high society, vintage, 1940s
"I advise you to take it, Madam, before Washington puts its foot down."
"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."
Hats for men who want to cover their head
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"I know you were a car salesman before becoming a bond trader, but we sell bonds in the secondary market, not 'used bonds'."
Tags:bond trader, bond traders, bond trading, trader, traders, secondary market, secondary markets, used, second hand, used car salesman, used car salesmen, salesman, salesmen, sales, sales technique, sales techniques, selling, hard sell, new job, new jobs, old job, old jobs, previous occupation, previous occupations, old habits
"The base is lava, from a volcano."
Tags:cosmetic store, cosmetic stores, cosmetics, 1940s cosmetics, snake oil, salesperson, saleswoman, sales man, shop assistant, shop assistants, sales, sales technique, sales techniques, hard sell, beauty products, pointless beauty products, overselling, oversell, beauty, makeup, vintage, vintage cartoon, vintage cartoons, 1940s, lava, volcano, waste, wasteful
"If you make the switch to renewable energy today, we'll let you out of this corner."
"See what I mean? They're sensible, but they don't look sensible."
Tags:shoes, shoe shopping, shoe store, shoe stores, shoe shop, shoe shops, vintage shoes, 1940s shoes, salesperson, salesman, salesmen, shop assistant, sales, selling, hard sell, sales technique, sales techniques, cobbler, sensible shoes, vintage, vintage cartoon, vintage cartoons, 1940s, 1940s high society, appearences, looks can be deceiving
Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.
"The most wonderful thing is it meets every government regulation and requirement."
Tags:shop, shoping, sell, selling, hard sell, sales techniques, fashsion, vintage fashion, 1940s fashion, fitting room, fitting rooms, cloth rationing, rationing, wartime fashion, wartime clothing, government regulations, regulations, clothing regulations, fashion rationing, wartime shortages, wartime, ww2, wwii, world war two, world war ii, 1940s, vintage