"You reckon it might be time to start thinking about a new nickname, Slim?"
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slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, bronco, broncos, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, pants, chaps, saloon, saloons, sheriff, sheriffs, deputy, deputies, masculinity, stereotype, stereotypes, masculine, holster, holstered, weight, weigh, overweight, weight gain, gaining weight, let yourself go, letting yourself go"Darling, I seem to have this rabbit."
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rabbit, rabbits, magic, magician, magicians, magic trick, magic tricks, hat, hats, bunny, bunnies, illusionist, illusionists, illusion, illusions, guilt, guilty, guilty look, guilty looks, accident, accidents, accidental"I don't know how it started, either. All I know is that it's part of our corporate culture."
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corporate culture, corporate climate, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, trend, trends, fashion trend, fashion trends, hat, hats, funny hat, funny hats, silly hat, silly hats, office, corporation, corporations, big corporation, big corporations, outfit, outfits, uniform, uniforms, fit in, fits in, fitting in"So, Slim, where did you learn to shop like that?"
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slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, price, prices, sale, sales, low price, frugal, frugality, shop, shopping, discount, discounts, coupon, coupons, store, frugally, frugal living, skill, savvy, savvy shopper, shopper, shops, stores, desert, cacti, cactus, consumer, consumerism"So–what seems to be the problem?"
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therapy, therapist, therapists, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, patient, patients, mental health, problem, problems, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, hat, hats, head, heads, sitting"You've got someone's shirt caught on your left horn."
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viking, vikings, pillage, pillaging, raid, raiding, less talking more raiding, ancient, ancient history, historical, horned, horn, horns, horned helmet, helmet, helmets, caught, problem, problems, hat, hats, shirt, shirts, boat, longboat, norse, nordic, armor, armour, europe, european history, european, myth, myths, mythology, early modern, medieval"No, I didn't call a taxi."
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nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, mother goose, literature, children's story, children's stories, character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, there was an old woman who lived in a shoe, taxi, taxis, taxi cab, taxi cabs, cab, cabs, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, transportation, shoe, shoes, footwear, hat, hats"That there's one bowlegged cowboy."
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slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, bronco, broncos, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, pants, chaps, saloon, saloons, sheriff, sheriffs, deputy, deputies, masculinity, stereotype, stereotypes, masculine, holster, holstered, bowlegged, bow legged, bowleg, bow leg, bow legs, saloon, saloons, posture, image gag, visual gag, saloon door"Your barn door is open."
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slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, saloon, saloons, sheriff, sheriffs, deputy, deputies, shoot out, shoot-out, trick, tricks, fly's down, your fly is down, zipper, zippers, gunfight, gun fightA salesman father waves to his son at the maternity ward.
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businessman, businessmen, salesman, salesmen, sales, profession, profession, resemblance, resemblances, father, fathers, dad, dads, son, sons, child, children, offspring, family resemblance, maternity ward, maternity wards, hat, hats, briefcase, briefcases, similarity, similarity, salesperson, salespeople, career, careers"I'll be out in the great world, wearing may hats."
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wearing many hats, chameleon, chameleons, hat, hats, wife, wives, husband, husbands, salesmen, salesman, sales pitch, sales pitches, adaptability, wear many hats, jack of all trades, jack-of-all-trades, entrepreneur, multi-discipline, multi-disciplined, multidisciplined, multidiscipline, ambition, ambitions, ambitious, day job, day jobs, workday, workdays"You look ridiculous."
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tree, trees, nature, wood, woods, forest, forests, hat, hats, fashions, style, styles, personal style, personal styles, fashion sense, mens fashion, mens fashions, men's fashion, men's fashions, trend, trends, following trends, fedora, fedoras, hipster, hipsters, modern life, modern fashion, modern fashions, ridiculous, looking silly, looking ridiculous, embarrassing, embarrass, embarrassed"Yes, I have a home where the buffaloroam. Are you in the market?"
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slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, bronco, broncos, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, pants, chaps, saloon, saloons, sheriff, sheriffs, deputy, deputies, group, bar, bars, pub, pubs, bar fly, bar flies, property, property ladder, houses, house, housing, in the market, buffalo roam"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"
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hat, hats, cap, caps, hat shop, hat shops, hat store, hat stores, hatmaker, hatmakers, hatmaking, millinery, milliner, milliners, laugh, laughing, laughter, salesman, salesmen, strange, unusual, gaudy, flashy, fashion, style, menswear, men's fashion, clothes, clothing, men's clothing, men's clothes, embarrassing, personal style, personal appearances, fashion sense, looks, boutique, boutiques, consumerism, plaid, shopping, advice, world, man, men"And one other thing—from now on, we're the James Group."
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slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, bronco, broncos, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, pants, chaps, saloon, saloons, sheriff, sheriffs, deputy, deputies, group, midwest, exec, execs, executive, executives, posse, jesse, jesse james"I said this next number is a sing-along."
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slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, bronco, broncos, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, pants, chaps, saloon, saloons, sheriff, sheriffs, deputy, deputies, country, country and western, country music, musical, musicians, musician, guitar, guitars, bar, bars, bar fly, bar flies, sing-along, sing, live music"This is a nice restaurant. Turn your cap around."
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rude, rudeness, manners, respectful, disrespect, disrespecting, hat, hats, wearing hats, wearing hats indoors, baseball cap, baseball caps, backwards, impudent, trend, trends, trendy, high class, upper class, fancy restaurant, fancy restaurants, casual, dress casual, casual wear, dressing casually, backwards cap, backwards caps, cap, caps"There was 'reasonable doubt,' Ma'am, so we're hanging a few lawyers."
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slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, bronco, broncos, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, pants, chaps, saloon, saloons, sheriff, sheriffs, deputy, deputies, gallow, gallows, hang, hanging, hangings, noose, lawyer, lawyers, frontier justice, crimes, justice"We do it, Havermeyer, because our corporate parent says we must."
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corporate, corporation, corporations, mega corporation, mega corporations, megacorporation, megacorporations, corporate overlord, corporate overloads, hat, hats, headwear, head wear, dress code, dress codes, corporate parent, corporate parents, parent company, parent companies, ad, ads, advertisement, advertisements, uniform, uniforms, employee uniform, employee uniforms, board meeting, board meetings, boardroom, boardroomsOne Tough Bird
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animal, animals, bird, birds, bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, western, westerns, saloon, saloons, cowboy, cowboys, hat, hats, tough, rough, strong, violent, expression, expressions, cliche, word play, wordplay"Ten-Gallon Hat in a One-Gallon Life."
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slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, bronco, broncos, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, pants, chaps, saloon, saloons, sheriff, sheriffs, deputy, deputies, masculinity, stereotype, stereotypes, masculine, holster, holstered, cattle, cattle driver, cattle rustler, rustler, irony, ironic, juxtaposition, juxtapositioned, office, offices, office drone, office drones, express, expression, self expression, modern life, urban life, modern world"Actually, I wear two hats."
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cocktail party, cocktail parties, party, parties, guest, guests, strange, unusual, hat, hats, two hats, two heads, two-headed, head, heads, wear many hats, jack of all trades, jack-of-all-trades, multi-task, multi-tasking, multitask, multitasking, multitasker, multitaskers, multi-tasker, multi-taskers, literal, literally, expression, expression, idiom, idioms, cliche, cliches, word play, wordplayUncle Sam tries on a police hat.
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uncle sam, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, american symbol, american symbols, personification, hat, hats, cap, caps, top hat, top hats, police hat, police hat, police, police officer, police officers, policeman, policemen, cop, cops, police state, politics, government, governments, authority, power, democracy, undemocratic