Hates Cartoons

"I am a member of the legal profession, but I'm not a lawyer in the pejorative sense."

Artist:
Lorenz, Lee
Search ID:
CC29253
High Res:
2051x1895 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
pejorative, legal profession, legal professions, lawyer, lawyers, hated, hate, hates, attorney, attorneys, case lawyer, case lawyers, insult, insults, insulting, insulted, club, clubs, exclusive club, exclusive clubs, club member, club members, in-group, identity, identities, hated group, hated groups

"Leeches don't bother me—I'm a lawyer."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC41954
High Res:
2089x2527 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, leech, leeches, bloodsucker, bloodsuckers, bloodsucking, pond scum, hate, hates, hatred, hatreds, swamp, swamps, bog, bogs, marsh, marshes, immune, immunity, fear, fears, fearful, phobia, phobias, vermiphobia, vermiphobic, helminthophobia, scoleciphobia, leeching, guide, guides

On Display At The Children's House Of Horrors

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC30349
High Res:
2317x2580 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
childhood, childhood fear, childhood fears, fear, fears, phobia, phobias, phobic, phobics, irrational fear, irrational fears, fearful, scare, scares, scary, haunted house, haunted houses, halloween, shampoo, shampoos, shampooing, picky, picky eater, picky eaters, fussy eater, fussy eaters, snowsuit, snowsuits, hate, hates, pet peeve, pet peeves, annoyance, annoyances

The Neuro — The First Official Worldwide Currency

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC41248
High Res:
2479x3158 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
neurotic, neuroses, paranoid, paranoia, self-esteem, self-esteem issue, self-esteem issues, hate, hates, dating, dating life, dating lives, single life, single lives, single, singles, date, dates, boyfriend, boyfriends, lonely, loneliness, self-confident, self-confidence, concern, concerns, concerned, currency, currencies, therapist, therapists, therapy, phone call, phone calls, call, calls, phone, phones, wait, waits, waiting

The Wheel of Life

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC31124
High Res:
1862x2119 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
dental appointment, dental appointments, dentist, dentists, dentistry, wheel of life, life cycle, life cycles, dental health, dentist appointment, dentist appointments, fatalistic, fatalist, fatalists, pessimist, pessimists, pessimistic, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, pie chart, pie charts, dentistry, hate, hates, hating, dentist phobia, dentist phobias, phobia, phobia

"It's less a funeral and more a celebration of his death."

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
Search ID:
CC141616
High Res:
5533x4354 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
funeral, funerals, enemy, enemies, frenemy, frenemies, schadenfreude, celebration, celebrations, celebrate, celebrates, celebrating, bad person, bad people, good riddance, hate, hates, hating, hatred, hatreds, bully, bullies, bullying, infamous, terrorist, terrorists

"I think my love for Brother Valentine is less than my love for anyone else in this world."

Artist:
Fradon, Dana
Search ID:
CC41459
High Res:
3214x3249 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
monk, monks, patient, patience, hate, hates, hatred, hatreds, enemy, enemies, mortal enemy, frenemy, frenemies, monastery, monasteries, friar, friars, brother, brothers, fraternity, fraternities, fraternal order, fraternal orders, love, loves, frustration, frustrations, frustrating

Dick, Jane & Sally meet the Bobbsey Twins

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC30876
High Res:
2121x2236 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
dick and jane, fun with dick and jane, bobbsey twins, children's book, children's books, children's lit, children's literature, character, characters, goody-goody, goody two-shoes, goody goodies, insult, insults, insulting, annoyed, annoying, nerd, nerds, jerk, jerks, hate, hates, hatred, rival, rivals, rivalry, rivalries

"He does it to you because you're hateful"

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC119305
High Res:
2000x1861 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
dog, dogs, bite, bites, bitten, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married, marries, marry, husband, husbands, wife, wives, traditional, tradition, pet, pets, gnaw, gnawing, deserve, deserved, fair, fairness, unfair, hate, hateful, hated, hates

"I've always hated hospitals, dentists' offices, and jails."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC32842
High Res:
2257x1892 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
jail, jails, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, dentist, dentists, dentist office, cell, cells, crime, criminal, criminals, inconsistent, inconsistency, dislike, hate, hates, hated, hospital, hospitals, cliche, cliches, crimes, justice, unexpectd

"Our little girl is growing up - this very morning she told me she hates me."

Artist:
Smaller, Barbara
Search ID:
CC43807
High Res:
3300x3206 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, teen, teens, teenager, teenagers, adolescent, adolescents, adolescence, raising teens, raising teenagers, life with teens, life with teenagers, stages of development, development, raising kids, raising children, daughter, daughters, mother-daughter relationship, mother-daughter relationships, growing up, growing older, getting older, hate, hates, milestone, milestones, puberty, rebel, rebelling, rebellion, acting out

"You mean to tell me I can only vote against one Congressman?"

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CX303985
High Res:
5692x4510 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
congress, congressman, congressmen, congressional representative, congressional representatives, rep, reps, hate, hates, hatred, hatreds, politician, politicians, election, elections, candidate, candidates, bad candidate, bad candidates, partisan, partisans, partisanship, political partisanship, vote, votes, voting, election day, election days, option, options, limited choice, limited choices

"Now I have another reason to hate clowns."

Artist:
Gross, Sam
Search ID:
AB100753
High Res:
1344x1064 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
clown, clowns, fear, fears, fear of clowns, fearing clowns, coulrophobia, phobia, phobias, phobic, neo-nazi, neo-nazis, irrational fear, irrational fears, rational fear, rational fears, swastika, swastikas, hate, hates, hatred, hatreds, armband, armbands, childhood fear, childhood fears, villain, villains, villainous

Goodbye and Good Riddance

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
PB400327
High Res:
1750x3352 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
goodbye, goodbyes, goodbye mat, goodbye mats, welcome mat, welcome mats, reverse, reverses, reversing, reversal, reversals, good riddance, depressing, depression, depressed, hate, hates, hatred, self-hatred, misery, miserable, sad, sadness, low

"One must have a heart of stone to watch the death of Matthew Crawley without laughing."

Artist:
Toro, Tom
Search ID:
CC140166
High Res:
5700x4920 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
addiction, addictions, addictive, british show, british shows, english show, english shows, soap opera, soap operas, death, deaths, character death, character deaths, villain, villains, villainous, schadenfreude, hate, hates, hatred, hatreds, nemesis, nemeses, binge watch, binge watches, binge watching, binge, binges, binging, bingeing

"My fellow Americans, we are one nation, a strong nation, a nation united by the common belief that Congress is garbage."

Artist:
Toro, Tom
Search ID:
CC140377
High Res:
5580x4920 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
state of the union, state of the union address, president, presidents, united states, usa, congress, united states congress, approval rating, approval ratings, unpopular, unpopularity, positive spin, positive spins, spin, spins, spinning, spin room, spin rooms, common belief, common beliefs, shared belief, shared beliefs, shared value, shared values, politician, politicians, disdain, disdains, disdaing, hate, hates, hatred, hatreds

"I hate my nose."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC43206
High Res:
1570x1484 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
nose, noses, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, big nose, big noses, hate, hates, hatred, hippy, hippies, piercing, piercings, pierce, pierced, nose, noses, body piercing, body piercings, septum piercing, septum piercings, beatnik, beatniks, hipster, hipsters, fashion trend, fashion trends

"Is there anyone else in bookkeeping who would like one last picture with Mr. Pinkston?"

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC41625
High Res:
2065x2249 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
boss, bosses, horrible boss, horrible bosses, manager, managers, ogre, ogres, hate, hates, hatred, hatreds, nemesis, nemeses, accountant, accountants, bookkeeper, bookkeepers, bookkeeping, pass, passes, pass away, passing away, die, dies, dying, enemy, enemies, iron fist, ruler, rulers, dictator, dictators, dictatorship, dictatorships, corporate ladder, resent, resents, resentment, corporate culture

A genie helps a man fold laundry.

Artist:
Steed, Edward
Search ID:
CC138517
High Res:
3040x1699 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
fold laundry, folds laundry, folding laundry, chore, chores, wish, wishes, genie, genies, three wishes, task, tasks, homemaker, homemakers, household, households, towel, towels, folding towels, folds towels, unwanted, hated, hate, hates, hated task, hated tasks

"Oh, yes, we know them. We hate them."

Artist:
Hamilton, William
Search ID:
CC37126
High Res:
3264x3052 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
gossip, gossips, gossiper, gossipers, gossiping, gossiped, hate, hatred, hates, friend, friends, hating, dinner guest, dinner guests, dinner party, dinner parties, enemy, enemies, bitchy, bitchiness, socialising, socializing, socialise, socialize, my enemy's enemy is my friend

"I've made contact with your mother. She says she hates what you're wearing."

Artist:
Weyant, Christopher
Search ID:
BA500239
High Res:
1575x1285 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
fortune-telling, fortunetelling, fortune, fortunes, fortune-teller, fortune-tellers, fortuneteller, fortunetellers, fortune teller, fortune tellers, psychic, psychics, future, client, clients, customer, customers, modern life, crystal ball, crystal balls, crystallomancy, crystal-gazing, scrying, vision, visions, divination, seer, seers, occult, supernatural, seance, seances, spirit medium, spirit mediums, ghost, ghosts, contacting the dead, medium, mediums, paranormal, spirit, spirits, contacting spirits, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, daughter, daughters, adult child, adult children, mother-daughter relationship, mother-daughter relationships, fashion, fashion sense, critique, critical, criticism, hates, dislikes

"I'm in the sandwich generation - my parents don't approve of me and my kids hate me."

Artist:
Smaller, Barbara
Search ID:
CC120577
High Res:
3000x2920 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
sandwich, sandwiches, approve, approves, approval, approvals, kid, kids, child, children, hate, hates, resent, resents, resentful, generation gap, generation gaps, millennial, millennials, rebel, rebels, rebellion, teenage, teenager, teenagers, teenaged, adolescent, adolescents, adolescence

"After we read every e-mail ever written, I'm gonna start on that new Dan Brown novel."

Artist:
Noth, Paul
Search ID:
CC139153
High Res:
2998x3090 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
author, authors, hate, hates, hated, popular fiction, writer, writers, writing, dan brown, reader, readers, reading, avid reader, avid readers, tedious, tediousness, nemesis, nemeses, arch-nemesis, arch-nemeses, nsa, cyber security, fbi, spy, spies, spying, cia, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastination, procrastination, law enforcement, hacker, hackers, hacking