"My fellow Americans, we are one nation, a strong nation, a nation united by the common belief that Congress is garbage."
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"I am a member of the legal profession, but I'm not a lawyer in the pejorative sense."
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"Leeches don't bother me—I'm a lawyer."
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On Display At The Children's House Of Horrors
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The Neuro — The First Official Worldwide Currency
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The Wheel of Life
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"Oh, yes, we know them. We hate them."
"I hate my nose."
"After we read every e-mail ever written, I'm gonna start on that new Dan Brown novel."
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"I think my love for Brother Valentine is less than my love for anyone else in this world."
"I'm in the sandwich generation - my parents don't approve of me and my kids hate me."
A genie helps a man fold laundry.
"Is there anyone else in bookkeeping who would like one last picture with Mr. Pinkston?"
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"Our little girl is growing up - this very morning she told me she hates me."
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"One must have a heart of stone to watch the death of Matthew Crawley without laughing."
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"From the violent nature of the multiple stab wounds, I'd say the victim was probably a consultant."
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"It's less a funeral and more a celebration of his death."
"He does it to you because you're hateful"
Dick, Jane & Sally meet the Bobbsey Twins
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"You mean to tell me I can only vote against one Congressman?"
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"I've always hated hospitals, dentists' offices, and jails."
Goodbye and Good Riddance
"I've made contact with your mother. She says she hates what you're wearing."
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"Now I have another reason to hate clowns."
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"But I hate su casa."