Hates Cartoons

"My fellow Americans, we are one nation, a strong nation, a nation united by the common belief that Congress is garbage."

"I am a member of the legal profession, but I'm not a lawyer in the pejorative sense."

"Leeches don't bother me—I'm a lawyer."

On Display At The Children's House Of Horrors

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The Wheel of Life

"Oh, yes, we know them. We hate them."

"I hate my nose."

"After we read every e-mail ever written, I'm gonna start on that new Dan Brown novel."

"I think my love for Brother Valentine is less than my love for anyone else in this world."

"I'm in the sandwich generation - my parents don't approve of me and my kids hate me."

A genie helps a man fold laundry.

"Is there anyone else in bookkeeping who would like one last picture with Mr. Pinkston?"

"Our little girl is growing up - this very morning she told me she hates me."

"One must have a heart of stone to watch the death of Matthew Crawley without laughing."

"From the violent nature of the multiple stab wounds, I'd say the victim was probably a consultant."

"It's less a funeral and more a celebration of his death."

"He does it to you because you're hateful"

Dick, Jane & Sally meet the Bobbsey Twins

"You mean to tell me I can only vote against one Congressman?"

"I've always hated hospitals, dentists' offices, and jails."

Goodbye and Good Riddance

"I've made contact with your mother. She says she hates what you're wearing."

"Now I have another reason to hate clowns."

"But I hate su casa."