"Darling, I seem to have this rabbit."
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rabbit, rabbits, magic, magician, magicians, magic trick, magic tricks, hat, hats, bunny, bunnies, illusionist, illusionists, illusion, illusions, guilt, guilty, guilty look, guilty looks, accident, accidents, accidental"I don't know how it started, either. All I know is that it's part of our corporate culture."
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corporate culture, corporate climate, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, trend, trends, fashion trend, fashion trends, hat, hats, funny hat, funny hats, silly hat, silly hats, office, corporation, corporations, big corporation, big corporations, outfit, outfits, uniform, uniforms, fit in, fits in, fitting in"So–what seems to be the problem?"
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therapy, therapist, therapists, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, patient, patients, mental health, problem, problems, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, hat, hats, head, heads, sitting"You've got someone's shirt caught on your left horn."
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viking, vikings, pillage, pillaging, raid, raiding, less talking more raiding, ancient, ancient history, historical, horned, horn, horns, horned helmet, helmet, helmets, caught, problem, problems, hat, hats, shirt, shirts, boat, longboat, norse, nordic, armor, armour, europe, european history, european, myth, myths, mythology, early modern, medieval"No, I didn't call a taxi."
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nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, mother goose, literature, children's story, children's stories, character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, there was an old woman who lived in a shoe, taxi, taxis, taxi cab, taxi cabs, cab, cabs, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, transportation, shoe, shoes, footwear, hat, hatsA salesman father waves to his son at the maternity ward.
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businessman, businessmen, salesman, salesmen, sales, profession, profession, resemblance, resemblances, father, fathers, dad, dads, son, sons, child, children, offspring, family resemblance, maternity ward, maternity wards, hat, hats, briefcase, briefcases, similarity, similarity, salesperson, salespeople, career, careers"I'll be out in the great world, wearing may hats."
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wearing many hats, chameleon, chameleons, hat, hats, wife, wives, husband, husbands, salesmen, salesman, sales pitch, sales pitches, adaptability, wear many hats, jack of all trades, jack-of-all-trades, entrepreneur, multi-discipline, multi-disciplined, multidisciplined, multidiscipline, ambition, ambitions, ambitious, day job, day jobs, workday, workdays"You look ridiculous."
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tree, trees, nature, wood, woods, forest, forests, hat, hats, fashions, style, styles, personal style, personal styles, fashion sense, mens fashion, mens fashions, men's fashion, men's fashions, trend, trends, following trends, fedora, fedoras, hipster, hipsters, modern life, modern fashion, modern fashions, ridiculous, looking silly, looking ridiculous, embarrassing, embarrass, embarrassed"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"
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hat, hats, cap, caps, hat shop, hat shops, hat store, hat stores, hatmaker, hatmakers, hatmaking, millinery, milliner, milliners, laugh, laughing, laughter, salesman, salesmen, strange, unusual, gaudy, flashy, fashion, style, menswear, men's fashion, clothes, clothing, men's clothing, men's clothes, embarrassing, personal style, personal appearances, fashion sense, looks, boutique, boutiques, consumerism, plaid, shopping, advice, world, man, men"This is a nice restaurant. Turn your cap around."
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rude, rudeness, manners, respectful, disrespect, disrespecting, hat, hats, wearing hats, wearing hats indoors, baseball cap, baseball caps, backwards, impudent, trend, trends, trendy, high class, upper class, fancy restaurant, fancy restaurants, casual, dress casual, casual wear, dressing casually, backwards cap, backwards caps, cap, caps"We do it, Havermeyer, because our corporate parent says we must."
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corporate, corporation, corporations, mega corporation, mega corporations, megacorporation, megacorporations, corporate overlord, corporate overloads, hat, hats, headwear, head wear, dress code, dress codes, corporate parent, corporate parents, parent company, parent companies, ad, ads, advertisement, advertisements, uniform, uniforms, employee uniform, employee uniforms, board meeting, board meetings, boardroom, boardroomsOne Tough Bird
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animal, animals, bird, birds, bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, western, westerns, saloon, saloons, cowboy, cowboys, hat, hats, tough, rough, strong, violent, expression, expressions, cliche, word play, wordplay"Actually, I wear two hats."
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cocktail party, cocktail parties, party, parties, guest, guests, strange, unusual, hat, hats, two hats, two heads, two-headed, head, heads, wear many hats, jack of all trades, jack-of-all-trades, multi-task, multi-tasking, multitask, multitasking, multitasker, multitaskers, multi-tasker, multi-taskers, literal, literally, expression, expression, idiom, idioms, cliche, cliches, word play, wordplayUncle Sam tries on a police hat.
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uncle sam, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, american symbol, american symbols, personification, hat, hats, cap, caps, top hat, top hats, police hat, police hat, police, police officer, police officers, policeman, policemen, cop, cops, police state, politics, government, governments, authority, power, democracy, undemocratic"Bad news, Sam, we're going haute and you have to take off your cap."
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haute, haute cuisine, cuisine, high society, class, upper class, lower class, truck stop, restaurant, restaurants, waiter, waiters, hat, hats, cap, caps, baseball cap, dress, dress code, waiter, waiters, food, foodie, foodies, modern life, modern world, food lover, food lovers, regular, regulars, diner, diners, popularity, gentrify, gentrified, gentrification"While we're at supper, Billy, you'd make Daddy and Mommy very happy if you'd remove your hat, your sunglasses, and your earring."
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family, families, family meal, family meals, eating together as a family, family dinner, family dinners, dinner, dinners, supper, suppers, meal, meals, food, dining, eating, relationship, relationships, kid, kids, child, children, teen, teens, teenager, adolescent, adolescence, trend, trends, fad, fads, style, styles, fashion, in-style, in-fashion, youth, modern, modern life, millennial, millennials, table, tables, dinner table, dinner tables, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mommy, mum, mums, mummy, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, daddy, hat, hats, sunglasses, sunglasses, earring, earrings, son, sons, rebellion, rebellious, rebellions, rebel, rebels"Actually, I'm not a New York Yankees fan. I'm a New York Yankees cap fan."
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baseball, baseball teams, baseball team, baseball fan, baseball fans, baseball hat, baseball cap, baseball hats, baseball caps, sports team, sports teams, sports fan, sports fans, sports fashion, sport fashions, poser, posing, new york sports teams, new york sports, new york baseball, logo, logos, team mascot, team mascots, hat, hats, cap, caps, sports paraphernalia, bar, bars, drinks, drinking, pub, pubs, cocktail lounge, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, bar conversation, bar conversations"Sure he's still Mr. Right, Beth? Up there in that Bluejays cap?"
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mr. right, mr right, mr perfect, mr. perfect, bride, brides, bridegroom, bridegrooms, groom, grooms, wedding, weddings, wedding day, walking down the aisle, sports fan, sports fans, sport fan, sport fans, baseball fan, baseball fans, baseball game, baseball games, baseball match, baseball matches, cap, caps, hat, hats, irreconcilable differences, true love, true loves"How can they possibly hope to defeat us when their generals have such small hats?"
Williamsburger
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williamsburg, new york, new york city, nyc, brooklyn, hipster, hipsters, hippy, hippies, trendy, trend, trends, fashion, fashionable, fashions, styles, style, in fashion, in style, hat, hats, beanie, beanies, winter hat, winter hats, burger, burgers, cheeseburger, cheeseburgers, hamburger, hamburgers, hip, cool, young, neighborhood, neighbourhood, neighbourhoods, neighborhoods, restaurant, restaurants, burger place, burger joint"Let me guess. You want French and you want ranch?"
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restaurant, restaurants, diner, diners, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, waitress, waitresses, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, french, ranch, rancher, ranchers, cowboy, cowboys, stereotype, stereotypes, stereotyping, pun, puns, word play, wordplay, salad dressing, salad dressings, dressing, dressings, salad, salads, role, roles, beret, berets, cowboy hat, cowboy hats, hat, hats, guess, guesses, guessing, let me guess, assuming, french dressing, ranch dressing"I'd like to buy my husband a yarmulke of the type worn by Rudy Giuliani."
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yarmulke, yarmulkes, jewish voter, jewish voters, jewish vote, giuliani, rudy giuliani, mayor, mayors, new york, new york city, candidate, candidates, presidential candidate, presidential candidates, fashion, hat, hats, fashionable, mislead, misleads, misleading, shop, shops, shopping, men's fashion, appeal, appeals, appealing, deceive, deceives, deceiving, appropriate, appropriates, appropriation, religious dress, jew, jews, jewish, demographic, demographics, campaign, campaigns, campaigningWeather vane man chases hat.
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wind, windy, bad weather, windy weather, weather vane, weather vanes, hat, hats, losing your hat, lost your hat, farmer, farmers, farming, farm, farms, wind direction, wine vane, wind vane, weathercock, weathercocks, weathervane, weathervanes, windvane, windvanes, garden ornament, garden ornaments, hat blown off