"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."
"Darling, I seem to have this rabbit."
"I don't know how it started, either. All I know is that it's part of our corporate culture."
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"So–what seems to be the problem?"
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"You've got someone's shirt caught on your left horn."
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"No, I didn't call a taxi."
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A salesman father waves to his son at the maternity ward.
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"I'll be out in the great world, wearing may hats."
Tags:wearing many hats, chameleon, chameleons, hat, hats, wife, wives, husband, husbands, salesmen, salesman, sales pitch, sales pitches, adaptability, wear many hats, jack of all trades, jack-of-all-trades, entrepreneur, multi-discipline, multi-disciplined, multidisciplined, multidiscipline, ambition, ambitions, ambitious, day job, day jobs, workday, workdays
"You look ridiculous."
Tags:tree, trees, nature, wood, woods, forest, forests, hat, hats, fashions, style, styles, personal style, personal styles, fashion sense, mens fashion, mens fashions, men's fashion, men's fashions, trend, trends, following trends, fedora, fedoras, hipster, hipsters, modern life, modern fashion, modern fashions, ridiculous, looking silly, looking ridiculous, embarrassing, embarrass, embarrassed
"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"
Tags:hat, hats, cap, caps, hat shop, hat shops, hat store, hat stores, hatmaker, hatmakers, hatmaking, millinery, milliner, milliners, laugh, laughing, laughter, salesman, salesmen, strange, unusual, gaudy, flashy, fashion, style, menswear, men's fashion, clothes, clothing, men's clothing, men's clothes, embarrassing, personal style, personal appearances, fashion sense, looks, boutique, boutiques, consumerism, plaid, shopping, advice, world, man, men
"This is a nice restaurant. Turn your cap around."
Tags:rude, rudeness, manners, respectful, disrespect, disrespecting, hat, hats, wearing hats, wearing hats indoors, baseball cap, baseball caps, backwards, impudent, trend, trends, trendy, high class, upper class, fancy restaurant, fancy restaurants, casual, dress casual, casual wear, dressing casually, backwards cap, backwards caps, cap, caps
"We do it, Havermeyer, because our corporate parent says we must."
Tags:corporate, corporation, corporations, mega corporation, mega corporations, megacorporation, megacorporations, corporate overlord, corporate overloads, hat, hats, headwear, head wear, dress code, dress codes, corporate parent, corporate parents, parent company, parent companies, ad, ads, advertisement, advertisements, uniform, uniforms, employee uniform, employee uniforms, board meeting, board meetings, boardroom, boardrooms
One Tough Bird
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"Actually, I wear two hats."
Tags:cocktail party, cocktail parties, party, parties, guest, guests, strange, unusual, hat, hats, two hats, two heads, two-headed, head, heads, wear many hats, jack of all trades, jack-of-all-trades, multi-task, multi-tasking, multitask, multitasking, multitasker, multitaskers, multi-tasker, multi-taskers, literal, literally, expression, expression, idiom, idioms, cliche, cliches, word play, wordplay
Too cute for comfort.
Uncle Sam tries on a police hat.
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"Bad news, Sam, we're going haute and you have to take off your cap."
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"While we're at supper, Billy, you'd make Daddy and Mommy very happy if you'd remove your hat, your sunglasses, and your earring."
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"Actually, I'm not a New York Yankees fan. I'm a New York Yankees cap fan."
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"Sure he's still Mr. Right, Beth? Up there in that Bluejays cap?"
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"How can they possibly hope to defeat us when their generals have such small hats?"
Tags:williamsburg, new york, new york city, nyc, brooklyn, hipster, hipsters, hippy, hippies, trendy, trend, trends, fashion, fashionable, fashions, styles, style, in fashion, in style, hat, hats, beanie, beanies, winter hat, winter hats, burger, burgers, cheeseburger, cheeseburgers, hamburger, hamburgers, hip, cool, young, neighborhood, neighbourhood, neighbourhoods, neighborhoods, restaurant, restaurants, burger place, burger joint
"Let me guess. You want French and you want ranch?"
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"I'd like to buy my husband a yarmulke of the type worn by Rudy Giuliani."
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Weather vane man chases hat.
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