Hats Cartoons

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

"Darling, I seem to have this rabbit."

"I don't know how it started, either. All I know is that it's part of our corporate culture."

"So–what seems to be the problem?"

"You've got someone's shirt caught on your left horn."

"No, I didn't call a taxi."

A salesman father waves to his son at the maternity ward.

"I'll be out in the great world, wearing may hats."

"You look ridiculous."

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"This is a nice restaurant. Turn your cap around."

"We do it, Havermeyer, because our corporate parent says we must."

One Tough Bird

"Actually, I wear two hats."

Uncle Sam tries on a police hat.

"Bad news, Sam, we're going haute and you have to take off your cap."

"While we're at supper, Billy, you'd make Daddy and Mommy very happy if you'd remove your hat, your sunglasses, and your earring."

"Actually, I'm not a New York Yankees fan. I'm a New York Yankees cap fan."

"Sure he's still Mr. Right, Beth? Up there in that Bluejays cap?"

"How can they possibly hope to defeat us when their generals have such small hats?"

Williamsburger

"Let me guess. You want French and you want ranch?"

"I'd like to buy my husband a yarmulke of the type worn by Rudy Giuliani."

Weather vane man chases hat.