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"It's a baby. Federal regulations prohibit our mentioning its race, age, or gender."
"I was under the impression that the sex we were having was recreational!"
"I won't have kids until gay men are able to give birth in every state."
"Face it - there is no good time to get married, have children, and move to Jersey."
"I'm not sure about children, but I've always wanted progeny."
"We adopted a highway, but it's just not the same thing."
"I'm just not sure if I want to bring a child into this crazy, messed-up world."
"You're right, now is not the ideal time for you. But you've got to admit that there's never really a perfect time to have children."
"I'm not against bringing children into this world - just into this apartment."
"Society puts a lot of pressure on women to have kids."