"This is nothing. You should have been with us last year at Fifty-third and Lex."
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Tunnel of Safety
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Caveman Trips On Newly Invented Wheel
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We apologize for the inconvenience.
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"As you know, Russian roulette is not a game to be taken lightly."
Greetings From Downer Beach.
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"Oh, you know, same old same old."
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A golfer walking through the rough sees a sign near the green that reads "Resume counting".
"I am the Lady of the Lake, and because thou hast defiled my crystal waters I must hence smite thee. That or penalize thee a stroke. Your call."
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"...And then one day some wise men realized that it didn't matter what happened to the environment, so long as we wore these nice, shiny suits!"
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The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll And Mister Softee
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"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."
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"Is that what they teach you at caddy school, boy? How to stare at people?"
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Schematic Map of Seaside Heights Town Beach, Summer, 2007
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A road running through a golf course with a sign beside it that reads "Fore!".
"I'm sorry. I didn't think a 'heads up' was appropriate."
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"Bob's the name. Toxic-waste handling's the game."
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"Now that's what I call a sand trap."
A child has an eye patch where he's been burned.
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"When did the Fergusons start hydrofracking?"
A man's instant camera picture falls into his soup.
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"Be careful. Alien life forms have infiltrated the populace."
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"We just need to cut through all the pesky government red tape."
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"Sir, it says very clearly that using our product 'May Cause Horrific Mutations' right on the label."
Santa Claus gets tangled in Christmas lights