Hazard Cartoons

"This is nothing. You should have been with us last year at Fifty-third and Lex."

Tunnel of Safety

Caveman Trips On Newly Invented Wheel

We apologize for the inconvenience.

"As you know, Russian roulette is not a game to be taken lightly."

Greetings From Downer Beach.

"Oh, you know, same old same old."

A golfer walking through the rough sees a sign near the green that reads "Resume counting".

"I am the Lady of the Lake, and because thou hast defiled my crystal waters I must hence smite thee. That or penalize thee a stroke. Your call."

"...And then one day some wise men realized that it didn't matter what happened to the environment, so long as we wore these nice, shiny suits!"

The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll And Mister Softee

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"Is that what they teach you at caddy school, boy? How to stare at people?"

Schematic Map of Seaside Heights Town Beach, Summer, 2007

A road running through a golf course with a sign beside it that reads "Fore!".

"I'm sorry. I didn't think a 'heads up' was appropriate."

"Bob's the name. Toxic-waste handling's the game."

"Now that's what I call a sand trap."

A child has an eye patch where he's been burned.

"When did the Fergusons start hydrofracking?"

A man's instant camera picture falls into his soup.

"Be careful. Alien life forms have infiltrated the populace."

"These 'failures' are actually key steps on our path to success."

"The stockings have caught fire, again."

"We just need to cut through all the pesky government red tape."