"I really appreciate this."
Tags:scratch, scratching, scratches, scratched, dog, dogs, cat, cats, pet, pets, neck cone, cone, cones, help, helping, friend, friendly, appreciate, appreciated, itch, itching, itches, dogs and cats, helps, helper, head, heads, personified, personification, thankful, thanks, thanking, thank, value, values
"So–what seems to be the problem?"
Tags:therapy, therapist, therapists, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, patient, patients, mental health, problem, problems, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, hat, hats, head, heads, sitting
"No, not there, please. That's where I'm going to put my head."
Tags:head desk, head desks, head, heads, slam, slams, slamming, overworked, too much work, work, work life, work lives, secretary, secretaries, businessman, businessmen, underpaid, frustration, frustrations, frustrated, exasperated, furious, infuriated, papers, shuffling papers, white collar job, white collar jobs
"Basically, we're all trying to say the same thing."
"We found this in your brain."
"It's a terrific look, but it doesn't say Great Ape."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, gorilla, gorillas, primate, primates, great ape, great apes, science, biology, hominidae, hominids, scientific classification, evolution, human head, human heads, head, heads, fashion, style, man, men, human, humans, beauty, look, looks, haircut, haircuts, glasses, shaved, clean-shaven, men's fashion, vanity, vain
Santa Claus reads a newspaper while Rudolph's head is mounted on a wall behind him.
"Enough medical mumbo jumbo, just give it to me straight, Doc-will I ever be able to play piano again?"
Tags:mumbo jumbo, pianist, pianists, headless, disembody, disembodied, injury, injuries, injured, bedside manner, hopeless, lost cause, lost causes, hopelessness, optimist, optimists, optimistic, life support, kept alive, head, heads, medical equipment, operation, operations, accident, accidents, nasty accident, nasty accidents, musician, musicians
"The hard part was pulling my head off the wall and reattaching it to my body."
Tags:taxidermy, stuff, stuffed, stuffing, stuffed head, mounted, mounted head, hunting, hunter, hunted, hunters, trophy, trophies, hunting trophy, hunting trophies, deer, deers, buck, buck deer, body, bodies, body horror, head, heads, surreal, logic, logical, bar, bars, bar fly, bar flies, stop drinking, drink, drinking, drinker, drinkers, drunk, drunken, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals
Tags:king, kings, queen, queens, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, head, heads, headless, decapitation, decapitations, decapitated, executed, execution, executions, capital punishment, history, historical, rough day, tough day, bad day, hard work, rebellion, rebellions, revolution, revolutions, coming home, returning home, work, job, jobs, career, careers, medieval, business, briefcase, briefcases, businessman, businessmen, hard day, long day, office, offices, office work, office life
"On the one hand, I know I could make more money if I left public service for the private sector, but, on the other hand, I couldn't chop off heads."
Tags:king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, politics, history, historical, medieval, politician, politicians, government, governments, public service, public sector, private sector, business, business sector, money, execution, executions, beheadings, capital punishment, decapitation, decapitations, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, corporate, problem, problems, chop off, chopping off, head, heads, punishments, obstacle, obstacles, courtier, courtiers, pros, cons, advantages, disadvantages
"I lied when I told you I shave my head."
Tags:shave, shaving head, head shaving, head, bald, balding, balder, lie, lying, lies, liar, liars, hair, hairs, haircut, hair cut, restaurant, restaurants, meal, dining, hairlessness, hairless, date, dating, dates, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, first date, first dates, coming clean, honesty, honest
"You raised it from a mutant seed, you whack it."
Tags:garden, gardening, plant, plants, landscaping, mutant, mutation, mutates, mutated, raise, grown, grew, watered, whack it, head, teeth, monster, monsters, plant monster, blame, blaming, dealing, dealing with, sort it out, fair, fairness, what goes around comes around, your problem, problem, problems, danger, dangerous, absurd, absurdity
"We keep this section closed off."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, house, houses, home, homes, flat, flats, apartment, apartments, room, rooms, head, heads, brain, brains, mind, minds, opinion, opinions, gathering, gatherings, get together, friend, friends
"Smoking or nonsmoking?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animals, talking animal, ostrich, ostriches, restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, smoking, tobacco, non-smoking, nonsmoking, second-hand smoke, section, sections, host, hosts, hostess, hostesses, server, servers, waiter, waiters, waitress, waitresses, service, customer service, head in the sand, head, heads, hiding, sand, sandy, customer, customers, patron, patrons, guest, guests
"Actually, I wear two hats."
Tags:cocktail party, cocktail parties, party, parties, guest, guests, strange, unusual, hat, hats, two hats, two heads, two-headed, head, heads, wear many hats, jack of all trades, jack-of-all-trades, multi-task, multi-tasking, multitask, multitasking, multitasker, multitaskers, multi-tasker, multi-taskers, literal, literally, expression, expression, idiom, idioms, cliche, cliches, word play, wordplay
"Wait. I never forget a face-Easter Island, 1722!"
Tags:moai, rapa nui, easter island, mo'ai, head, heads, statue, statues, recognition, recognize, recognizing, recognise, recognising, old friend, old friends, acquaintance, acquaintances, memory, remember, remembers, remembering, chance encounter, chance encounters, bar, bars, bartending, bartender, bartenders
"This date isn't going well, is it?"
Tags:date, dating, dates, dinner, dine, dinners, meals out, eating out, restaurant, restaurants, castle, castles, first date, first dates, turret, turrets, arrow, arrows, bow, bows, bow and arrow, firing, shooting, shoots, bad, badly, going well, isn't going well, absurd, absurdist, castle on head, head, heads, signal, signals, soldier, guard, soldiers, guards
"And that one I tagged with a flamethrower from ten yards."
Karate Class Clown
"C'mon, Luke-this is no time for prop comedy."
Tags:cowboy, cowboys, bow and arrow, bow + arrow, shot, shoots, shooting, head, heads, impale, impaled, indians, indian, native american, native americans, tribe, tribes, comedian, comedy, prop comedy, inappropriate, kill, killed, murder, murdered, death, dead, dies, die, bow, arrow, wild west, old west, westward expansion, shootout, shootouts
"Kate! Is this or is this not my ex?"
Tags:shopping, shopper, shoppers, market, markets, fruit, vegetable, face, faces, head, heads, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, love, hate, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, partner, partners, ex, exes, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, former, previous, familiar, similar, memory, memories, reminder, reminders, lover, lovers
"Well, of course they don't exist. Now."
Tags:hunter, hunters, hunting, game hunter, game hunter, game hunting, shooting, taxidermy, trophy, trophies, head, heads, myth, myths, legend, legends, mythical creature, mythical creatures, unicorn, unicorns, endangered animal, endangered animals, endangered species, endangered, extinct, extinction, environmental issues, selfish, greedy, self-centred, self-centered
A dragon relaxing in a chair staring at a taxidermy knight's head above his fireplace.
Tags:myth, myths, legend, legends, dragon, dragons, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, knight, knights, medieval, hunting, hunter, hunters, hunting trophy, hunting trophies, taxidermy, head, heads, game hunting, game hunter, game hunters, hobby, hobbies, sport, sports, role reversal, swapping roles, role-reversal
"It looks fine to me, too."
Tags:sport, sports, football, american football, canadian football, football players, football players, player, players, athlete, athletes, ball, deflate, deflated, damaged, head, heads, concussion, concussions, head injury, head injuries, injury, injuries, safety, protection, prevention, helmet, helmets, protective gear, safety gear, denial, brush-off, nonacceptance, dismissing, professional football, football league, football leagues, league, leagues, football team, football teams, player safety, player health, college, colleges, college football, high school, high schools, high school football, dangerous, risky, deflategate