"Ugh, I'm too hungover for salvation-come back later."
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"Not tonight—I have the legal definition of a headache."
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Angels await for their baggage around carousels.
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"Not tonight, hon—I've got a heartache."
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"I'm looking for something that says I have a headache."
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"I'm sorry your head hurts, sweetie - is there anything I can do to make you shut up about it?"
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"Everybody has a headache since we switched to solar."
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"Worse than a headache - I have three kids and a full-time job."
"Now, how can I be of assistance?"
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"It used to be enough to just stop. Now I need to stop and take an aspirin."
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"And yet another headache for the Immigration and Naturalization Service!"
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"Not tonight, hon, I have a concussion."
"I drill holes mainly to store aspirins."
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"Ah, Miss Bergdall, your headache seems much better!"
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