A man cutting hair waits for a hairy man who is about to be decapitated.
Tags:decapitation, decapitations, decapitated, headless, guillotine, guillotines, french revolution, hair, collect, collects, collecting, collection, collections, barber, barbers, barbershop, barbershops, opportunist, opportunists, opportunistic, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, wig, wigs, toupee, toupees, hairpiece, hairpieces, execution, executions, executing
"Meet your sales numbers this month, Feldman, and you can have your head back."
Tags:sales, sales numbers, sales goal, sales goals, incentive, incentives, bribe, bribes, bribery, threaten, threatens, threatening, extort, extorts, extortion, extortions, salesman, salesmen, headless, goose sales, goosing sales, pressure, pressures, pressuring, incentive, incentives, incentivizing, corporate climate, corporate culture, management, managers, managing
A headless man puts up a poster for his lost head.
Tags:headless, headless horseman, ichabod crane, the legend of sleepy hollow, washington irving, poster, posters, lost sign, lost signs, halloween, monster, monsters, ghost, ghosts, ghost story, ghost stories, apparition, apparitions, justice, seek justice, seeking justice, missing, missing poster, missing posters
"Enough medical mumbo jumbo, just give it to me straight, Doc-will I ever be able to play piano again?"
Tags:mumbo jumbo, pianist, pianists, headless, disembody, disembodied, injury, injuries, injured, bedside manner, hopeless, lost cause, lost causes, hopelessness, optimist, optimists, optimistic, life support, kept alive, head, heads, medical equipment, operation, operations, accident, accidents, nasty accident, nasty accidents, musician, musicians
Tags:king, kings, queen, queens, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, head, heads, headless, decapitation, decapitations, decapitated, executed, execution, executions, capital punishment, history, historical, rough day, tough day, bad day, hard work, rebellion, rebellions, revolution, revolutions, coming home, returning home, work, job, jobs, career, careers, medieval, business, briefcase, briefcases, businessman, businessmen, hard day, long day, office, offices, office work, office life
"All right, spit it out and let's try again."
"How thoughtful of them to have removed their heads!"
Tags:audience, audiences, service, quality, considerate, consideration, movie, movies, film, films, cinema, cinema-goers, movie-goers, thoughtful, thoughtfulness, thoughtfully, head, overhead, view, views, unobstructed, body horror, headless, decapitate, decapitated, decapitation, horror, horrify, normalise, normalize, normalised, normalized, modern life, expectations, modern world, date night
A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.
A man drives a medical cart across a football field carrying a football player's headless body as well as his head.
A player scores a touchdown holding his head instead of a football.
A headless panhandler with a sing that reads "Headless Please Help".
"Did Hopkins send an unmanned drone again?"
"Don't you dare float your head to the ceiling while I'm talking to you!"
"What is it, Roger? You seem detached."
Tags:october, fall, autumn, pumpkin, pumpkins, jack-o-lantern, jack-o-lanterns, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, baseball team, locker room, pumpkin head, headless, right fielder, right fielders, season, seasons, nickname, nicknames, literal, halloween, retired, former baseball player, costume, costumes, sport, sports, sports player, playing sports, competitor, competitors
"Fortunately, we have an excellent selection!"
Tags:organ donor, organ donors, organ donation, organ transplant, organ transplants, operation, operations, surgery, in surgery, surgical operation, surgical operations, get well soon, headless, headlessness, silver lining, silver linings, positivity, positive attitudes, positive attitude, positive outlook, positive outlooks, doctor, doctors, surgeon, surgeons
"I'm married but I'm separated."
Tags:headless, executed, execution, executioner, executioners, executions, executive, executive, manager, managers, boss, boss, business manager, business managers, business executive, business executives, fire, fired, firing, getting fired, sack, sacked, sacking, getting the sack, can, canning, cannged, getting canned, redundant, made redundant, redundancy, redundancies, made redundant, lay off, lay offs, laid off, office worker, office workers
Tags:forget, forgets, forgetting, forgetful, forgetfulness, thoughtless, thoughtlessness, pay attention, pays attention, paying attention, absentminded, absentmindedness, headless, with the fairies, head in the clouds, morning, mornings, morning routine, morning routines, early morning, early mornings, workday, workdays, on top of things, on top of it
"Look―I said I was sorry!"
Tags:apologize, apologizes, apologizing, apologise, apologises, apologising, apology, apologies, sorry, not enough, too little, too late, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, murdering, kill, kills, killer, killers, killing, wife, wives, headless, decapitate, decapitates, decaptitating, decapitation, decapitations, killer, killers, horror, scary story, scary stories, scare, scares, scaring, frighten, frightens, frightening, campfire story, campfire stories, spat, spats, row, rows, disagreement, disagreements, fight, fights, fighting, marriage counselor, marriage counselors, marriage counsellor, marriage counsellors
"Anyone here seen Swazee''s head?"
"Who hired this clown?"
Tags:accident, accidents, decapitate, decapitated, headless, dead, death, died, dying, sentenced to death, death sentence, axe, king, ruler, employer, employers, recruiter, recruiters, recruiting, recruitment, employment, bad hire, bad job, amateur, competence, incompetence, training, executioners, executioners, captital punishment, health and safety, accidents at work, accident book
Woman with a long neck and no head walks out of a hat shop wearing a hat.
Tags:hat shop, hat shops, hat store, hat stores, milliner, milliners, millinery, hatmaker, hatmakers, hat maker, hat makers, hat, hats, straw hat, straw hats, woman, women, fashion, women's fashion, accessory, accessories, style, clothing, clothes, women's clothes, women's clothing, neck, necks, long neck, long necks, no head, missing head, headless, customer, customers, strange, unusual, mutant, mutants, monster, monsters, creature, creatures, too big, doesn't fit, fit, ill-fitting
Caveman Drags Home Wrong Part Of Cavewoman
Tags:cave, caveman, prehistory, prehistoric, pre historic, pre-historic, pre-history, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo sapien, homo sapiens, homo erectus, early man, early men, stone age, stone-age, stone ages, stone-ages, dark age, dark-age, iron age, iron ages, bronze age, bronze ages, realize, realise, realization, realisation, head, headless, drag, dragged, horror, halloween, accidental, accident, accidents
The headless moped driver