A tombstone in a cemetery reads "Prentiss W. Burchmeyer - Born July 16, 1908, Dined at the White House May 3, 1984, Died March 30 1987".
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death, dead, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, tombstone, tombstones, headstone, headstones, gravestone, gravestone, grave, graves, important, importance, important dates, birth, born, died, dinner at the white house, white house, dinner, dinners, epitaph, epitaphs, inscription, inscriptions, life events, life event, important even, important events, honor, honors, honored, honour, honours, honouredHere Lies Frederick Jones - Verbal: 680....Math: 720.
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death, cemeteries, scholastic aptitude test, sat, sats, s.a.t., test, tests, exam, exams, examination, examinations, education, incompetent, incompetents, college, high school, tombstone, tombstones, headstone, headstones, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, grave, graves, epitaph, epitaphs, eulogy, eulogies, obituary, obituaries, exam results, test results, sats results"Why would He take someone so toned?"
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dark humour, dark humor, black humor, black humour, dead, die, died, dying, death, funeral, funerals, wake, wakes, grave, graves, graveyard, cemetery, cemeteries, weight lifter, weight lifting, weight lifters, fitness, fit, muscles, muscular, toned, attraction, eye candy, health, headstone, headstones, gravestone, gravestonesTombstone with a barcode on it
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grave, graves, graveyard, graveyards, cemetery, cemeteries, gravestone, gravestones, headstone, headstones, tombstone, tombstones, universal product code, upc, upc code, u.p.c., barcode, barcodes, bar code, bar codes, product code, product codes, code, codes, price, prices, price sticker, price stickers, value, values, modern life, technology, death, dead, commercialisation, commercialisation, consumerism"I never thought I'd have to move back in with my parents."
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cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, grave, graves, mausoleum, mausoleums, tombstone, tombstones, headstone, headstones, dead, death, died, passed away, parent, parents, moving in, moving in with the parents, move back in with parents, son, sons, child, children, kid, kids, adult child, adult kid, adult kids, adulthood, living with parents, desperate, desperationPeople on the street pass by gravestones of shops that have shut down.
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death, dead, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, tombstone, tombstones, headstone, headstones, gravestone, gravestone, grave, graves, memorial, memorials, closed down, closing, store, stores, shop, shops, property, properties, real estate, city, cities, urban, city living, city life, social issues, retail, retail industry, bankruptcy, insolvency, rent increases, rent increase, rent prices, cost of rent, cost of living, small business, small businesses, modern life"Wherever he is, I know he'll be upgraded."
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death, dead, burial, burials, memorial, memorials, funeral, funerals, burial service, burial services, memorial service, memorial services, funeral service, funeral services, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, tombstone, tombstones, gravestone, gravestones, headstone, headstones, grave, graves, marker, markers, mourner, mourners, mourning, grieving, bereaved, upgraded, upgrade, upgrades, first class, business class, travel, tourism, traveler, travelers, traveller, travellers, point, points, point card, point cards, heaven, after death, life after death, consumerismGravestone with an inscription reading "James Paul Smythe 1914-1992 Never sick a day in life - and now this".
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death, dead, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, tombstone, tombstones, headstone, headstones, gravestone, gravestone, grave, graves, headstone, headstones, epitaph, epitaphs, inscription, inscriptions, sick, sickness, health, healthy, mortalityThomas Wilson 1901-1989 Fax 555-4320 tombstone
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death, dying, eternity, mortality, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, gravestone, gravestones, headstone, headstones, tombstone, tombstones, epitaph, epitaphs, office, offices, office life, fax, faxes, fax machine, fax machines, sending documents, document, documents, personal info, personal information, obsolescence, outdated technology, outdated technologies, business card, business cards, how to reach meJohn W. Wilson 1949-2009 - Forgot to ask his doctor everything he wanted to ask him.
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doctor, doctors, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, forget, forgets, forgetting, forgot, forgotten, absentminded, absentmindedness, absent-minded, absent-mindedness, disease, diseases, diseased, tombstone, tombstones, epitaph, epitaphs, headstone, headstones, fatal error, fatal errors, fatal mistake, fatal mistakes, hypochondriac, hypochondriacs, hypochondria, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, illness, illnesses, gravestone, gravestones, cause of death, diagnosis, prognosis, concern, concerns, concernedA tombstone with an epitaph that reads "Tuned in, turned on, dropped out, dropped in, worked out, saved up, dropped dead."
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hippy, hippies, hipster, hipsters, beatnik, beatniks, phrase, phrases, turn on tune in drop out, counterculture, death, dead, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, tombstone, tombstones, headstone, headstones, gravestone, gravestone, grave, graves, epitaph, epitaphs, summary, summaries, lifeMonuments 'n' Stuff
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storefront, storefronts, name, names, monument, monuments, grave, graves, headstone, headstones, cemetery, cemeteries, disrespect, disrespects, disrespecting, undertaker, undertakers, mortuary, mortuaries, dark humor, black humor, dark humour, black humour, tombstone, tombstones, respect for the dead, show respect, shows respect, showing respect, consumer, consumer culture, consumerism, death, die, dies, dying, retailer, retailers, window shop, window shops, window shopping, modern life, modern times'Say, this isn't so bad.'
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death, dead, deceased, buried, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, tombstone, tombstones, headstone, headstones, gravestone, gravestone, grave, graves, thought, thoughts, not bad, afterlife, peace, peaceful, at peace, resting, at rest, condolencesThe Graveyard of Past Deadlines
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death, dead, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, tombstone, tombstones, headstone, headstones, gravestone, gravestone, grave, graves, deadline, deadlines, due date, due dates, time limit, time limits, limit, limits, time, time frame, time frames, procrastination, procrastinate, procrastinator, procrastinators, business, businessmen, businessman, businesswoman, businesswomen, writing, writer, writers, author, authors, school, schools, schooling, education, teacher, teachers, student, students, college student, college students, university student, university students, asap.a.s.a.p., yesterday, noon, noon-ish, first thing in the morning, no later than, postpone, put off, defer, postponement, postponements, lazy"Will that be all, sir?"
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death, dead, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, tombstone, tombstones, headstone, headstones, gravestone, gravestone, grave, graves, butler, butlers, servant, servants, loyal, loyalty, master, masters, burial, burials, burial service, burial services, digging, digging graves, gravedigger, gravediggers, grave-digger, grave-diggers, wealth, wealthy, rich, the one percent, the 1%, service, final request, final requests, last request, last requests"Who needs a Popsicle to help cheer things along?"
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death, dead, funeral, funerals, funeral service, funeral services, burial, burials, burial service, burial services, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, tombstone, tombstones, headstone, headstones, gravestone, gravestone, grave, graves, family, families, mourner, mourners, bereaved, grieving, mourning, sad, sadness, cheer, cheering up, cheerful, ice cream, ice lolly, ice lollies, vendor, vendors, salesman, salesmen, cart, carts, inappropriate, bad timing, rude, well-meaningA tombstone in a cemetery has cat ears and reads "Meow";a cat buried beside its owner.
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death, dead, buried, burial, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, tombstone, tombstones, headstone, headstones, gravestone, gravestone, grave, graves, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, feline, felines, cat owner, cat owners, cat lady, cat ladies, together at last, together in death, meow, r.i.p., rest in peace, faithful companion, faithful companions, loyalty, loyal, faithful"He loved the outdoors."
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death, dead, funeral, funerals, funeral service, funeral services, wake, wakes, burial, burials, burial service, burial services, casket, caskets, coffin, coffins, body, bodies, dead body, dead bodies, corpse, corpse, pallbearer, pallbearers, mourner, mourners, mourning, grieving, bereaved, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, tombstone, tombstones, headstone, headstones, gravestone, gravestone, grave, graves, outdoors, outdoorsman, outdoorsmen, nature, natural"It's so nice just to be dead for the summer."
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death, dead, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, tombstone, tombstones, headstone, headstones, gravestone, gravestone, grave, graves, summer, summertime, weather, nice weather, good weather, happy, season, seasons, seasonalJim Evans - Father, husband and darn good eatin'.
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epitaph, epitaphs, cannibalism, grave, graves, cemetery, cemeteries, headstone, headstones, good eatin', good eating, cuisine, cuisines, rescue, rescues, rescued, desert island, marooned, ocean, oceans, sea, seas, stranded, tastyA gravestone with an epitaph that reads "Here lies Helayne Spinak - 103 pounds, go prove it."
A tombstone with an inscription reading: "Eugene R. Traskin - 'Literally died'"
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death, dead, died, cemetery, cemeteries, grave, graves, graveyard, graveyards, tombstone, tombstones, headstone, headstones, epitaph, epitaphs, inscription, inscriptions, literally, word, words, vocabulary, misused word, misused words, grammar, english grammar, language, english language, wordplay, word play"They still had so much TV ahead of them."
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death, dead, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, tombstone, tombstones, headstone, headstones, gravestone, gravestone, grave, graves, epitaph, epitaphs, television, televisions, watching television, tv, tvs, watching tv, t.v., t.v.s, watching t.v., show, shows, program, programs, programme, programmes, episode, episodes, unfinished business, binging, binge watching, streaming, bad timing, modern life, black humor, black humour, dark humour, dark humorMom's Mortuary
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mortuary, mortuaries, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, gravestone, gravestones, headstone, headstones, grave, graves, epitaph, epitaphs, insult, insults, opinion, opinions, opinionated, comment, comments, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers