Mother Nature's Health Foods
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"I think Brad would've wanted us to do some lunges."
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"I'm just here for the dental."
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"Uh-oh, your coverage doesn't seem to include illness."
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"These medicines all taste pretty good - let's approve them."
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"There will be a bit of a wait while we figure out a market solution to your problem."
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"The active ingredient is marketing."
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"Some guys from the state board of medicine are here to see you."
"You should just feel a tiny prick, and then a lifetime of morphine addiction."
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"What you need to watch is the snacking between frenzies."
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Librarian Watches As Woman Climbs The Bookshelves
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"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."
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"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."
"I'll spring for the double cheeseburger. You only go around once."
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"Is there a doctor who accepts Medicaid in the house?"
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"His final wish was that all his medical bills be paid promptly."
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A woman on a beach boardwalk looks shocked as a topless man walks past her with a back tattoo that reads "I got hepatitis at Randy's Tattoo Parlor."
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"Hey, great ab!"
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"Why would He take someone so toned?"
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"Larry never gains an ounce!"
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"As a species we're endangered. As an individual I'm in great shape."
"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' "
After Dinner at the White House
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"Tonight—just for a change—let's see if we can get through dinner without eating anything at all."