Health-care Cartoons

"I'm just here for the dental."

"This patient has a rare form of medical insurance."

"Come quickly—I think I had an out-of-pocket experience."

"Let's play health care!"

"It's not our policy to disclose details of a future operation."

"If you have any questions about our health-care plan, take it up with the Supreme Court."

"I'm sorry--I'm a left-foot podiatrist."

"We even tried a visit from a celebrity."

"I'll be fielding any questions you may have and my assistant, Carol, will be googling the answer."

"So, let's catch a wellness wave!"

"I sure hope we can sign up for health care before we die of natural causes."

"Why come to me? I'm only a humble doctor. You should see a healthcare provider."

"It seems the patient wishes to exercise his right to choose his own doctor. Is there another doctor in the house?"

"I'm sorry, the doctor no longer makes diagnoses."

"I had a touch of the flu last February, and that funny ache in my thumb still flares up when it's damp, but, thanks to the diet and exercise program you recommended, I feel better all around since the last abduction."

"Does the doctor hug?"

"Keep the visit short. He needs to check his tweets."

"I think we got all of it."

"It's your ear, nose, and throat."

"I'm sorry we're unable to save you, but we can still save your credit rating."

"You'll feel better when you see the doctor."

"Doctors said that although the approach is still experimental, it may prove an effective weapon in the fight against health-care reform."

"Your prognosis is tied to the outcome of the election."

"Yeah, it's great, we live in an age when we can speak openly about erectile dysfunction."

"Yeah, it's great, we live in an age when we can speak openly about erectile dysfunction."