"I'm just here for the dental."
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prison, prisons, dental, insurance, insure, insured, health, dentist, dentists, health insurance, health-insurance, health plan, health-plan, healthcare, health-care, health care, jail, benefit, benefits, jail, jails, logical, law, laws, criminal, criminals, jailbird, jailbirds, treatment, treatments, universal healthcare"This patient has a rare form of medical insurance."
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health insurance, insurance, insurances, health plan, health plans, healthcare plan, healthcare plans, health-care, healthcare coverage, health-care cover, health-care coverage, health care cover, healthcare cover, doctor, doctors, medical, medicine, diagnosis, diagnose, medicaid, hospital, hospitals, hospital bed, priority, priorities"Come quickly—I think I had an out-of-pocket experience."
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doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, medicine, medicines, health, healthy, health-care, health care, healthcare, medicare, medi care, obamacare, obama care, health insurance, insurance, medical insurance, patient, patients, nurse, out-of-pocket, out of pocket, illness, ill, sick, sickness, disease, diseases, get well, get well soon, critic, critical, critique, critically"Let's play health care!"
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health care, health-care, health plan, health-plan, healthcare plan, health care plan, healthcare plans, health care plans, health-care plans, health-care plan, health insurance, insurance, insurances, precocious, health care coverage, health-care coverage, children, child, kid, kids, playing, plays, playing doctor, realistic, not childish"It's not our policy to disclose details of a future operation."
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physician, physicians, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, doctor visit, doctor visits, doctor office, hospital, hospitals, health-care, healthcare, health care, diagnose, diagnosis, surgery, surgeon, surgeons, surgeries, bedside manner, bedside manners, consult, medical consult, malpractice, medical malpractice, policy, policies, prediction, predictions, indemnify, indemnification, national health"If you have any questions about our health-care plan, take it up with the Supreme Court."
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judge, judges, judged, judicial, judiciary, jury, juror, jurors, jury duty, law, lawyer, lawyers, legal, legality, legalism, excuse, excuses, businessman, businessmen, corporate, corporation, corporations, private individual, rich people, rich, benefits, benefit, healthcare, health care, health-care, care plan, bonus, bonuses, supreme court, medicare, obamacare"I'm sorry--I'm a left-foot podiatrist."
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podiatrist, podiatrists, podiatry, specialist, specialists, special, specials, expert, expertise, experts, area of expertise, physician, physicians, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, doctor visit, doctor visits, doctor office, hospital, hospitals, health-care, healthcare, health care, diagnose, diagnosis, patient, patients"I'll be fielding any questions you may have and my assistant, Carol, will be googling the answer."
"So, let's catch a wellness wave!"
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wellness, hospital, hospitals, patient, patients, doctor, doctors, healthcare, health care, bedside manner, bedside manners, physician, physicians, health-care, underwear, examining room, examining rooms, gp, gps, general practitioner, general practitioners, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, check up, check ups, positive attitude, positive attitudes, optimist, optimists"I sure hope we can sign up for health care before we die of natural causes."
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healthcare, health, care, health care, health insurance, healthcare plan, healthcare plans, health care plans, health-care, health-care plans, health plans, health plan, death, dying, dies, old, old age, affordable care act, aca, obamacare, obama, website, internet, slow, online, crash, obamacare website crash, wait, waiting, medicare, medicaid, digital, technology, technologies, computer, computers"Why come to me? I'm only a humble doctor. You should see a healthcare provider."
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humble, low self esteem, low self confidence, confidence, self esteem, doctor, doctors, health, healthcare, health-care, healthcare provider, healthcare providers, health-care provider, health-care providers, consultation, doctors office, doctors offices, medical center, medical centers, medical centre, medical centres, hospital, hospitals, medical, health insurance, patient, patients, insurance companies, insurance company"It seems the patient wishes to exercise his right to choose his own doctor. Is there another doctor in the house?"
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doctor, doctors, patient, patients, medical rights, patient rights, second opinion, second opinions, medical opinion, medical opinions, personality clash, medical emergency, medical emergencies, healthcare, paramedic, paramedics, rights, health-care, medical crisis, medical crises, difficult patient, difficult patients"I had a touch of the flu last February, and that funny ache in my thumb still flares up when it's damp, but, thanks to the diet and exercise program you recommended, I feel better all around since the last abduction."
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health, healthy, healthcare, wellbeing, checkup, check-up, check up, checkups, check-up, check, check ups, alien, aliens, extra terrestrial, probed, probe, probes, abduct, abducted, abduction, conspiracy, doctor, doctors, nurse, patient, patients, hospital, hospitals, healthcare, health-care, health care, medicare, medi care, obama care, obama-care"Does the doctor hug?"
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physician, physicians, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, doctor visit, doctor visits, doctor office, hospital, hospitals, health-care, healthcare, health care, doctors office, doctor's office, bedside manner, bedside manners, new patient, new doctor, changing doctor, receptionist, receptionists, secretary, secretaries, hug, hugging, huggers, personal space, personal space issues, personal space issue"I think we got all of it."
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hospital, hospitals, patient, patients, healthcare, xray, x-ray, x-rays, xrays, health-care, health care, amputations, amputees, amputated, hospital bed, hospital beds, surgeon, surgeons, surgery, surgeries, disease, diseases, contagion, contagious"It's your ear, nose, and throat."
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physician, physicians, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, doctor visit, doctor visits, doctor office, hospital, hospitals, health-care, healthcare, health care, diagnose, diagnosis, surgery, surgeon, surgeons, surgeries, physical, physicals, check-up, check-ups, otolaryngologists, otolaryngologist, ent doctor, ent doctors, medical issues, medical issue, medical exam, medical exams, ear nose and throat, ear, nose, throat, medical specialist, medical specialists, specialist, specialists"I'm sorry we're unable to save you, but we can still save your credit rating."
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credit rating, credit ratings, terminal illness, terminal illnesses, terminal case, terminal cases, bedside manner, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, healthcare, health-care, patient, patients, medical bill, medical bills, healthcare cost, health insurance, medical insurance, medical cover, health cover, silver lining, medical debt, medical debts"You'll feel better when you see the doctor."
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doctor, doctors, checkup, checkups, check up, check ups, bedside manner, bedside manners, check-up, check-ups, physical, physicals, healthcare, health care, health-care, ugly, ugliness, cure, cures, patient, patients"Doctors said that although the approach is still experimental, it may prove an effective weapon in the fight against health-care reform."
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medical, doctors, government, bureaucracy, politics, experimental drug, experimental drugs, drug, prescription, prescriptions, pharmaceutical, pharmaceutical industry, big pharma, healthcare, healthcare reform, health-care, health-care reform, obamacare, aca, affordable care act, expensive medicine, expensive medicines, american health care, mankoff"Your prognosis is tied to the outcome of the election."
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prognosis, diagnosis, diagnoses, prognoses, healthcare, obama, barack obama, hillary clinton, john mccain, election, elections, election result, election results, electorate, electorates, vote, votes, stress, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, healthcare, health-care, medical condition, medical conditions, healthcare, health reform, medical reform, healthcare reform, medical insurance, health insurance, obamacare, medical politics, ppaca, affordable care act"Yeah, it's great, we live in an age when we can speak openly about erectile dysfunction."
"Yeah, it's great, we live in an age when we can speak openly about erectile dysfunction."