Tags:airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, jet, jets, air travel, plane travel, fly, flying, seatbelt, seatbelts, safety, health and safety, flight safety, airplane seatbelt, airplane seatbelts, aeroplane seatbelt, aeroplane seatbelts, safety demonstration, obvious, ignore, ignoring, ignorant, ignorance, naive, uninformed, disinterested, disinterest, state the obvious, safety demonstration, safety demo
Librarian Watches As Woman Climbs The Bookshelves
Tags:sport, sports, mountaineer, mountaineering, climb, climbers, climbing, bouldering, boulders, free climb, abseil, abseiling, bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, health and safety, hse, osha, safe, safety, health, literature
"My parents sent back all my stuff that came from China."
"Yes, but take away the rodent droppings and the occasional shard of glass, and you've still got a damn fine product."
"No talking back to the recorded seat-belt message."
"And you're certain these are accidents?"
"You call this a knot?"
Tags:sailor, sail, sailing, boat, boats, liner, liners, cruise, cruises, cruise liner, cruise liners, ocean, ocean liner, ocean liners, harbor, harbors, harbour, harboursdock, docks, bow knot, knot, knots, knotting, sea, seas, tie, tying, safe, safety, skill, skills, health and safety, health, safer, skill, skills, accident, accidents, accident prevention, prevention
"He makes us watch this fire-safety video once a year."
Tunnel of Safety
Tags:hazmat suit, hazmat suits, health and safety, health & safety, safety inspector, safety inspectors, health inspector, health inspectors, fairground attraction, fairground attractions, amusement park, amusement parks, ride, rides, risk assessment, risk assessments, precaution, precautions, hazard, hazards
Caveman Trips On Newly Invented Wheel
Tags:cave, caveman, prehistory, prehistoric, pre historic, pre-historic, pre-history, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo sapien, homo sapiens, homo erectus, early man, early men, stone age, stone-age, stone ages, stone-ages, dark age, dark-age, iron age, iron ages, bronze age, bronze ages, the wheel, wheel, slapstick, pratfall, pratfalls, trip, trips, tripped, slip, slips, slipped, slipping, hazard, health and safety
"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."
A waiter flambes a meal.
"Careful, these plates are extremely dirty."
"Do you know how close to the sun you were flying?"
Tags:fly, flies, lying, icarus, myth, myths, mythology, mythologies, pull over, pulls over, highway patrol, cop, cops, traffic cop, traffic cops, police, police officer, police officers, officer, officers, traffic ticket, traffic tickets, moving violation, moving violations, human flight, regulation, regulations, safety, health and safety, human safety
"Of course I'm allowed to jump on the bed as long as I'm wearing my bed-jumping helmet."
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, childhood, upbringing, upbringings, overparent, overparenting, overprotective, overprotectiveness, helicopter parent, helicopter parents, modern parent, modern parents, modern parenting, jumping on the bed, helmet, helmets, health and safety
"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."
"Tarzan hate frivolous lawsuits."
Caution Confusing Signage Ahead.
Tags:caution, cautions, caution sign, caution signs, signage, signs, sign, confusing, confusion, road sign, road signs, road, confusing road signs, road works, diversion, diversions, traffic signs, traffic sign, confusing traffic sign, temporary road signs, temporary road sign, warning, warnings, warn, warns, redundant sign, redundant warning, redundant, health and safety, red tape, bureaucracy, bureaucrat, bureaucrats
"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."
"The nursery is almost finished."
Tags:nursery, nurseries, nursery decoration, nursery decorations, camera, cameras, security camera, security cameras, cage, cages, nursery furniture, nursery furnitures, pregnancy, pregnancies, expectant mother, expectant mothers, paranoia, new parent, new parents, paranoid, parenthood, parenting, nervous parent, nervous parents, health and safety, health & safety, family life, family-life
"The water for your fishbowl was approved, but it looks like for now you're not getting the fish."
Tags:approval, request, requests, office, hierarchy, hierarchies, corporation, corporations, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, bureaucracy, bureaucracies, faceless bureaucracy, faceless bureaucracies, office drone, office drones, office worker, office workers, process, processes, approval process, approval processes, pend, pends, pending, wait, waits, waiting, regulation, regulations, rule, rules, health and safety
"257 days without an on the job shooting."
Tags:production line, production lines, factory, factories, factory worker, factory workers, shooting, shootings, workplace shooting, workplace shootings, gun laws, gun control, right to bear arms, accidents, accident, accident in the workplace, terror attack, terror attacks, terrorism, terrorists, health and safety, health and safety regulation, health and safety regulations, second amendment, violence, gun violence
Painter Achieves A Few Seconds Of Flight As Ladder Falls
Tags:flight, fly, flies, flying, bird, birds, wing, wings, flapping, flap, flaps, the gift of flight, gift of flight, painting, painter, paint, paints, house painter, house painting, house, home, homes, health, health and safety, safety, safety at work, tunkle, tunkle brothers, clumsy, clumsiness, cowboy, cowboy builder, cowboy builders, contractor, contractors, contracted, contracting, construction, constructions, physical, physical comedy, slapstick, slap stick, get well, get well soon, accident, accident at work
25¢ Ride the Pony
Tags:carnival attraction, carnival attractions, fairground attraction, fairground attractions, fair ride, fair rides, carnival ride, carnival rides, amusement park, amusement parks, children's ride, children's rides, kid, kids, mother, mothers, vending machine, vending machines, bucking horse, bucking horses, rodeo, rodeos, cowboy, cowboys, pony, ponies, horse, horses, health and safety, overprotective, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, overprotectiveness, over-protectiveness
"Quicksand in a modern office building? Don't be silly."
Tags:offices, office worker, office workers, health and safety, health and safety regulation, health and safety regulations, quicksand, sink, sinking, cover up, cover-up, cover ups, cover-ups, business man, business men, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, business executives, business manager, business managers, boss, bosses, manager, managers executive, executives, employer, employers, employee, employees, nature, natural disaster, natural disasters, colloid hydrogel, sink hole, sink holes, sinkhole, sinkholes