Health And Safety Cartoons

Airplane Seatbelts

Librarian Watches As Woman Climbs The Bookshelves

"My parents sent back all my stuff that came from China."

"Yes, but take away the rodent droppings and the occasional shard of glass, and you've still got a damn fine product."

"No talking back to the recorded seat-belt message."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

"You call this a knot?"

"He makes us watch this fire-safety video once a year."

Tunnel of Safety

Caveman Trips On Newly Invented Wheel

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

A waiter flambes a meal.

"Careful, these plates are extremely dirty."

"Do you know how close to the sun you were flying?"

"Of course I'm allowed to jump on the bed as long as I'm wearing my bed-jumping helmet."

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

"Tarzan hate frivolous lawsuits."

Caution Confusing Signage Ahead.

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

"The nursery is almost finished."

"The water for your fishbowl was approved, but it looks like for now you're not getting the fish."

"257 days without an on the job shooting."

Painter Achieves A Few Seconds Of Flight As Ladder Falls

25¢ Ride the Pony

"Quicksand in a modern office building? Don't be silly."