A health food store uses a salt substitute to salt the sidewalk.
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"I find the yoga helps me to be more irritating."
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"You'd tell me if I was genetically modified?"
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Introducing the Tofuton
"One is a sham bag for my parents to confiscate."
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"It's heartbreaking. He was just getting real definition in his lats."
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"How long have we been sitting on balls, Jon?"
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"Here's to wellness—women's wellness!"
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"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"
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"Captain's log, supplemental."
"Dear, will you sprint down to the store and get a box of wheat germ and a pint of yoghurt?"
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"My goodness, Mr. Barret, with all those vitamins and all that jogging, we thought you'd never show up!"
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"I have fun-size kale bars for those using recyclable bags."
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"So now I have to learn about the health benefits of turmeric?"