"By your own admission, Bennett, you have twelve children. I'm afraid our insurance company defines that as a preexisting condition."
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"Can Eddie come out and throw his goddam back out?"
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Guess your weight-related illness.
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"Donald is an appendicitis survivor, too."
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"Someday we'll look back at this as the golden age of childhood obesity."
"You're free to go, sir. But, seriously, I'd get that prostate looked at."
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"I was able to get in one last lecture about diet and exercise."
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"I'm sorry, the doctor no longer makes diagnoses."
"Can we stop talking about turmeric now?"
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"You know, Burkhart, if you're so damn afraid of the flu maybe you should just stay home."
Greetings from Hypochondria House
"Nothing serious, Bob - just a case of the forties."
A man with a happy face balloon is about to have it popped by Death.
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"I think I've found the trouble, Mr. Nadler!"
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Dolphins Coming Up for a Smole
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"Want to score some flu shots.?"
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Edna's Doctor Fantasy
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"You gave us quite a scare there Mr. Edwards! We thought we lost your credit card information."
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"Think of how many healthcare - related jobs we're creating."
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"But all joking aside,about two or three months."
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"When you say 'Do we have enough life insurance?' I assume you mean me."
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"My heart is healthy, but my liver is shot to hell."
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"We can't cure it, but with enough social pressure, we can get it cancelled."
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"I don't know what the big deal is. I've been having rolling blackouts for years."