Mother Nature's Health Foods
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"Science is baffled. I hope you're happy."
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"These medicines all taste pretty good - let's approve them."
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"The active ingredient is marketing."
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"Is there a doctor who accepts Medicaid in the house?"
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"Larry never gains an ounce!"
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"As a species we're endangered. As an individual I'm in great shape."
"By your own admission, Bennett, you have twelve children. I'm afraid our insurance company defines that as a preexisting condition."
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"Are you there now, Linda? Are you in that happy, safe place that brings you peace and assurance, and deep contentment?"
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The Couple Who Didn't Come Down With The Flu
"Well, your nose feels cold."
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"Come quickly—I think I had an out-of-pocket experience."
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Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely.
What They Believe In
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"But think of all the things you're not going to die of."
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"I never think about cholesterol when I'm on vacation."
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"Bad news-we're all out of our minds. You're going to have to be the lone healthy person in this family."
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"I'm beginning to think it's salsa that's causing your mood swings."
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"Why do they all gain those extra pounds at the exact same time of the year?"
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"Yeah, but for a fat guy who doesn't exercise I'm in pretty good shape."
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"Yo, Benny, how's the ticker?"
"Two per cent."
"Something from the supplement cart?"
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Lemonade Stand Selling 'Mom's Meds'
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