"Science is baffled. I hope you're happy."
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"I find the yoga helps me to be more irritating."
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"Why do they all gain those extra pounds at the exact same time of the year?"
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A man walks on a treadmill on hot coals.
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"Walking may burn more calories, but you're three times as likely to nosh."
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"I can cure your back problem, but there's a risk that you'll be left with nothing to talk about."
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"My parents decriminalized sugar."
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"For now, I want you to stay off siege ladders."
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"I, too, used to drink the amber-colored fluids, gentlemen, but now, owing to health considerations, I drink only the crystal-clear fluids."
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Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea
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The Royal Touch, Believed to Be a Cure for Scrofula, Pox and Excessive Cholesterol
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"Jim's still wearing his fitbit - it was last wish to get in these steps."
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"Do you have any reading material that doesn't mock the sedentary life?"
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Formerly Bad. Now Good For You.
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"Something's just not right – our air is clean, our water is pure, we all get plenty of exercise, everything we eat is organic and free-range, and yet nobody lives past thirty."
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"Oh, that poor thing."
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A group of business people stand outside smoking and drinking.
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"I'm putting you on a whatever-you-like-to-eat-don't diet."
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"I'm eighteen, Clay. I don't have to work out."
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"I owe it all to clean needles."
I can't believe I ate all that kale for nothing.
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"It never ceases to amaze me what little brains people have."
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"I don't get all the hype about treadmill desks."
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"Staring holes in me probably increases your risk of stroke."
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"My goodness, Mr. Barret, with all those vitamins and all that jogging, we thought you'd never show up!"
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