"I don't think you're getting enough stress."
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"It's the only exercise I get."
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"I hope this is enough fibre to get us through the winter."
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"I hate my gym."
Early Exercise Machines
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"I want a doctor I can relate to, someone who's at least fifteen pounds over his ideal weight."
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"One is a sham bag for my parents to confiscate."
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"I can't emphasize enough the importance of a good breakfast."
"Less cholesterol, regular checkups, no nicotine..."
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"My Zen garden has been a total nightmare."
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"She thinks I think it's real latte, but I know decaf when I taste it."
"It has come to my attention, Collins, that you are hydrating on company time."
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The Last Smoker
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"Derek and I have always been very aware of the nutritional value of whole grains."
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"It's me, '9' from yoga class."
"Jim! Long time. Are you still making your own granola?"
"If I don't get a good twenty-three hours, I'm a wreck."
"We wish you gave us enough sense to avoid all this cholesterol, salt and all these additives."
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Formerly Bad. Now Good For You.
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"Something's just not right – our air is clean, our water is pure, we all get plenty of exercise, everything we eat is organic and free-range, and yet nobody lives past thirty."
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"Medicine is giving the eat-drink-and-be-merry model another look."
Burger Hut Deocrations
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The Walrus and the Spoilsport
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"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."
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