Hearing Cartoons

"Bad news. The mailman is going to attend the parole-board hearing."

"This requires both ears."

"If I were money, you'd listen to me."

"Let's get one thing straight. Your commission didn't call my commission here, my commission called your commission here."

"I heard that."

"Mind if I turn my hearing aid down?"

"Hey- you can actually hear the ocean better if you put the shell down."

'The House Of Mystery'

"I pronounce you guilty as charged and wife."

"Mrs. Halper, do you really want me to grant you this divorce? Mr. Halper informs me that passages from 'The Velveteen Rabbit' were read at your wedding ceremony."

"Have you ever just blurted out a plea and then wished you could take it back?"

Hillary Clinton Benghazi Hearings

"If you can hear me, give me a sign."

"Are you listening to me?"

"It wasn't a lie, Senator, it was a larger truth."

"So, ..... How did you hear about us?"

"We, the jury, find the defendant guilty of killing her softly with his song."

"You're listening, but you're not hearing."

"Oh, I hear. I just don't listen."

"I'm happy to answer your question as soon as you stop asking it."

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

"Your constant cries to cut the pork sadden me, Senator."

"Oh yeah, Senator, the coverup's the real fun."

"If you don't mind, Senator, I'd like to render the rest of my testimony sotto voce."