Heart Cartoons

Keats's heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains his sense.

"Clear!"

"Let's work on opening up that fourth chakra."

"Be still, my atrial fibrillations!"

"Yo, Benny, how's the ticker?"

"While you were under, I had all your friends come in and sign your heart stent."

"Wait! First, his attorney."

"I want to send that one about 'Instead of hearts and cupid's darts, I'm sending you a wire,' or whatever the hell it is!"

"And a little something for the wife."

"Good. Now start it up again."

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"Is there an ex-wife somewhere in there?"

Entering America's Heartland

"First we find the bedbugs, Ma'am, then we drive tiny stakes through their wee black hearts."

Be My P.C.V

"Good luck getting a job now."

"With the new pacemaker we can offer you an introductory rate of sixtyfour beats a minute for the first six months."

"With the new pacemaker we can offer you an introductory rate of sixtyfour beats a minute for the first six months."

"The jackdaws are picking at my very heart!"

"Mom, Dad, this is Eddie, my heart's shaman!"

"He gets her heart, you get her brain, and I get to eat the dog."

"I notice you're reaching the traditional coronary age."

"The transplant can be done anytime. We can always get artichoke hearts."

"Any family history of ragtime?"

Cupid's eye test.