"I'm giving love one more try."
"And, by the way, there are a hell of a lot fewer levels to you than you give yourself credit for."
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"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"
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"Damn it, Stevens, this is business. I need you to fly out to Tulsa, and if there's someone you're trying to forget in Tulsa I'm sorry."
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"Good morning, folks, this is Captain Holwood from the flight deck. We'll be cruising at thirty-five thousand feet today, and I'll be finally taking control of my life, struggling to satisfy the needs of only one person—me!"
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"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"
"Herbert, I've decided to seek your ouster."
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"I've been divorced for six years and I'm still feeling aftershocks."
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"I've got to be honest, Maureen. I don't love you."
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"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock."
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"It's not you—it's natural selection."
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"it doesn't have to end like this, Margaret!"
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"They don't call it 'The Boulevard of Broken Dreams' for nothing, kid."
"Dear USPS - Julie Michael's mail is no longer in care of Apt. 8-B. She has moved out to Queens. Queens!! Can you believe it??? Three years I devoted to that woman! Oh, well. C'est la vie. I'll find someone else I suppose. Eventually. Yeah, right!"
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"I understand the need to give a little and take a little but why on earth must our poor hearts break a little?"
"I never meant to hurt you."
I Was Married to Banksy.
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"I haven't had the heart to tell him vaudeville's dead."
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"I cried because I had no Charles Jourdans, and then I saw a man who had no Florsheims."
A woman buries her broken heart
"Help! Help! I've fallen and I can't get over my old girlfriend!"