"'Bad dog, bad dog,' she said. 'We should have gotten a cat."
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"I'm giving love one more try."
"And, by the way, there are a hell of a lot fewer levels to you than you give yourself credit for."
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"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"
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"And as you can see, my beautiful assistant has disappeared...months ago...with my brother."
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"Herbert, I've decided to seek your ouster."
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"I've got to be honest, Maureen. I don't love you."
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"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock."
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"It's not you—it's natural selection."
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"They don't call it 'The Boulevard of Broken Dreams' for nothing, kid."
"Dear USPS - Julie Michael's mail is no longer in care of Apt. 8-B. She has moved out to Queens. Queens!! Can you believe it??? Three years I devoted to that woman! Oh, well. C'est la vie. I'll find someone else I suppose. Eventually. Yeah, right!"
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I Was Married to Banksy.
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"Help! Help! I've fallen and I can't get over my old girlfriend!"