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Heaven Cartoons
Heaven cartoon 1 of 442
"Surprise!"
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heaven, heavens, dog, dogs, pet, pets, all dogs go to heaven, all dogs, all dog, good dog, good boy, good boys, childhood, childhood pet, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, animals, animal, talking, talking animal, pet, pets, domestic pet, man's best friend, mans best friend, best friend, religious, religion, pearly gates, pearly gate, st peter, saint peter, unexpectedHeaven cartoon 2 of 442
Heaven- A Gated Community
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heaven, gates of heaven, christianity, christian, judaism, gated community, gated communities, exclusive community, exclusive communities, sins, denied entry, denied access, death, security, secure community, secure communities, wealth, privilege, property, properties, expensive property, expensive properties, exclusive property, expensive housing, exclusive housing, exclusive, exclusion, exclusive properties, unaffordable, unaffordable property, unaffordable properties, unaffordable housing, real estate, sign, signs, signage keep out, gate, gates, ornate gates, secure, protected, rejected, protect, protection, reject, rejection, pearly gates, pearly gateHeaven cartoon 3 of 442
"Wait. Don't look. O.K., over my left shoulder-is that God?"
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celebrity, celebrities, spotting celebrities, famous person, famous people, act casual, acts casual, acting casual, fame, famous, feign, feigns, feigning, casual, overly casual, starstruck, awe, awes, awed, awesome, god, heaven, heavenly, afterlife, afterlives, angel, angelsHeaven cartoon 4 of 442
"All dogs go to Heaven, because we're not the ones who screwed up."
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dog, dogs, heaven, afterlife, afterlives, animal, human, humans, responsibility, responsibilities, screw-up, screw-ups, screwing up, mistake, mistakes, accident, accidents, responsibility, responsibilities, irresponsible, die, dies, dying, death, deaths, pet, petsHeaven cartoon 5 of 442
Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"
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religion, religious, death, life after death, heaven, angel, angels, clouds, self-serve, pharmacy, pharmacies, chemist, chemists, chemist's, pharmacists, pharmacists, drugstore, drugstores, drug, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical, medicine, medicines, meds, prescription, prescriptions, prescribed, medical, drug abuse, medicine abuse, prescription abuse, pharmaceutical abuse, addiction, addict, addicts, healthcare, health care, antidepressant, antidepressants, pill, pillsHeaven cartoon 6 of 442
"If you laugh at all of God's jokes, he's never going to learn what's funny."
Heaven cartoon 7 of 442
"Actually, I preferred 'Heaven,' too, but then the marketing guys got hold of it."
Heaven cartoon 8 of 442
"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."
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god, gods, heaven, heavens, angel, angels, admit, admitting, admittance, embarrassing, embarrassed, embarrassment, reason, cause and effect, causality, philosophy, philosopher, philosophers, theism, theist, teists, metaphysics, teleologists, theory of everything, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, disappointment, disappointments, disappointingHeaven cartoon 9 of 442
"Talk about heaven - eight francs to the buck and old Binky still a chiselled blonde."
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paradise, paradises, heaven, heavens, blonde, blondes, dream date, dream dates, date, dates, heavenly, wine, wines, french wine, french wines, red wine, red wines, chiselled blonde, chiselled blondes, bar, bars, wine bottle, wine bottlesHeaven cartoon 10 of 442
"It saves energy and makes me feel holier."
Heaven cartoon 11 of 442
"Is there any chance of getting my testicles back?"
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death, heaven, black humor, animals, dogs, talking, medical, afterlife, afterlives, dog, neuter, neuters, neutered, dog owner, dog owners, spay, spays, spayed, spaying, neutering, pet owner, pet owners, heaven's gate, gates of heaven, animal control, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinariansHeaven cartoon 12 of 442
"Did you bring a duplicate copy of your 'Times' obit with you?"
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religion, religious, death, after death, afterlife, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, paperwork, document, documents, proof, evidence, death certificate, death certificates, government, governments, bureaucracy, duplicate, copy, copies, obituary, obituaries, obit, obits, news, newspaper, newspapers, media, getting into heavenHeaven cartoon 13 of 442
"All right. O.K. I'll admit that last request may have been a little over the top."
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prayer, pray, praying, prayers, kneel, kneeling, god, gods, god in heaven, heaven, request, requesting, prayed, prays, religion, religious, religiously, religions, demanding, demand, demands, demanded, high maintenance, fickle, lightning, lightening, thunderbolt, thunderbolts, lightning bolt, lightning bolts, worship, worshipsHeaven cartoon 14 of 442
"It has yet to turn a profit."
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god, gods, heaven, heavens, religion, religious, profit, profits, angel investor, angel, angels, startup, start-up, upstarts, upstart, up-start, stock, stocks, share, shares, share, stock broker, stock-broker, stock-brokers, stock market, internet, online, on-line, dotcom, dotcom boom, unicorn, unicorns, invest, invests, disappoint, disappointedHeaven cartoon 15 of 442
"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."
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early detection, diagnosis, diagnoses, medical advance, medical advances, terminal, terminal illness, terminal illnesses, uncurable, condition, conditions, pearly gates, afterlife, st. peter, saint peter, heaven, heaven's gate, rare disease, rare diseases, disease, diseases, illness, illnesses, sickness, sick, prolonging lifeHeaven cartoon 16 of 442
"Wait, those weren't lies. That was spin!"
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lie, lies, lying, spin, spins, spinning, spin doctor, spin doctors, damage control, saint peter, st. peter, pr, public relations, pr rep, pr reps, pr representative, pr representatives, heaven, heavenly gates, heaven's gate, gates of heaven, plead, pleads, pleading, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, argue a case, arguing a case, argue, argues, arguingHeaven cartoon 17 of 442
Playing Fetch
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god, heaven, gods, christian, lightning, lightning bolt, lightning bolts, extreme weather, bad weather, dog, dogs, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, playing fetch, fetch, mythology, greek mythology, myths, god of lightning, zeus, thor, norse mythology, play, playing, perun, indra, hinduism, thunder, thunder storm, thunder storms, thunderstorm, thunderstorms, god of thunderHeaven cartoon 18 of 442
What Lemmings Believe
Heaven cartoon 19 of 442
"Sure, I wanted my hair back, but not my seventies hair."
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hair, haircuts, haircut, hair style, hair styles, style, styles, fashion, men's fashion, fashionable, out of fashion, out of style, outdated, seventies, 1970's, 70's, afro, afros, angel, angels, dead, death, dying, died, heaven, be careful what you wish for, bald, balding, hair thinning, receding hairline, hairline, big hairHeaven cartoon 20 of 442
"I just feel we'd know more people in Hell."
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heaven, hell, afterlife, afterlives, lonely, loneliness, angel, angels, deceased, death, died, virtue, virtues, virtuous, damned, meet people, meeting people, new person, new people, isolation, isolated, sins, sinning, christian, christians, christianity, religiousHeaven cartoon 21 of 442
An angel looks at a news box containing the "International Herald Tribune".
Heaven cartoon 22 of 442
"You. You. And you."
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heaven, gates of heaven, the gates of heaven, heavens gates, pearly gate, pearly gates, angel, angels, bouncer, bouncers, security, security guards, security guard, crowd, crowds, queue, queues, selection, selection process, club, clubs, clubbing, admitting, admittance, admitted, exclusive, exclusion, elite, the elite, elites, chosen, chose one, the chosen ones, gods chosen ones, god's chosen ones, rope, ropes, barrier, barriers, ped barrier, ped barriers, crowd control, control, controls, controlled, contolling, crowd controlling, crowd controls, crowd controller, christianity, judaism, re teacher, religious education, re, religious studies, rs teacher, rs teachers, re teachers, pick, picking, choose, choosing, discriminate, discrimination, godHeaven cartoon 23 of 442
"Nobody 'leaked' your transgressions, Mister. We know everything up here."
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religion, religious, death, after death, afterlife, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, god, watching, leak, leaks, leaked, transgression, transgressions, sins, know, knowing, everything, surveillance, under surveillance, no privacy, invasion of privacy, security, entering heavenHeaven cartoon 24 of 442
"We design them here, but the labor is cheaper in Hell."
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heaven, heavens, wing, wings, angel, angels, design, manufacture, manufacturing, manufactured, manufactures, labour, labor, cheap, cheaper, exploitation, worker, workers, capitalism, capitalist, exploitation, exploiting, race to the bottom, race-to-the-bottom, religion, religious, christianity, christains, eternal life, saint, saints, economic, economics, labor economics, labour economics, economist, economistsHeaven cartoon 25 of 442
"You picked the wrong religion, period. I'm not going to argue about it."
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