Heaven Cartoons

"All dogs go to Heaven, because we're not the ones who screwed up."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC125208
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5550x3034 pixels (unwatermarked)
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dog, dogs, heaven, afterlife, afterlives, animal, human, humans, responsibility, responsibilities, screw-up, screw-ups, screwing up, mistake, mistakes, accident, accidents, responsibility, responsibilities, irresponsible, die, dies, dying, death, deaths, pet, pets

"Actually, I preferred 'Heaven,' too, but then the marketing guys got hold of it."

Artist:
Lorenz, Lee
Search ID:
CC38578
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2173x1795 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
heaven, heaven's gate, gates of heaven, st. peter, saint peter, name, names, name change, name changes, brand name, brand names, marketing, marketing department, marketing departments, brand, brand association, brand associations, pr, public relations, pr department, p.r., p.r. department

"It saves energy and makes me feel holier."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC125565
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2775x2522 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
energy efficient, energy-efficient, lightbulb, lightbulbs, light-bulb, light-bulbs, light bulb, light bulbs, energy saving, energy-saving, holier, holiers, holiness, holy, afterlife, afterlives, after-life, after-lives, heaven, heavens, saint, saints, sainthood, sainthoods, halo, halos

"Is there any chance of getting my testicles back?"

Artist:
Gross, Sam
Search ID:
CC29515
High Res:
3023x2009 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
death, heaven, black humor, animals, dogs, talking, medical, afterlife, afterlives, dog, neuter, neuters, neutered, dog owner, dog owners, spay, spays, spayed, spaying, neutering, pet owner, pet owners, heaven's gate, gates of heaven, animal control, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians

"Surprise!"

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
Search ID:
CC31060
High Res:
1766x1990 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
heaven, heavens, dog, dogs, pet, pets, all dogs go to heaven, all dogs, all dog, good dog, good boy, good boys, childhood, childhood pet, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, animals, animal, talking, talking animal, pet, pets, domestic pet, man's best friend, mans best friend, best friend, religious, religion, pearly gates, pearly gate, st peter, saint peter, unexpected

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC43822
High Res:
2240x2060 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
early detection, diagnosis, diagnoses, medical advance, medical advances, terminal, terminal illness, terminal illnesses, uncurable, condition, conditions, pearly gates, afterlife, st. peter, saint peter, heaven, heaven's gate, rare disease, rare diseases, disease, diseases, illness, illnesses, sickness, sick, prolonging life

"Wait, those weren't lies. That was spin!"

Artist:
Gerberg, Mort
Search ID:
CC39217
High Res:
2167x1927 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
lie, lies, lying, spin, spins, spinning, spin doctor, spin doctors, damage control, saint peter, st. peter, pr, public relations, pr rep, pr reps, pr representative, pr representatives, heaven, heavenly gates, heaven's gate, gates of heaven, plead, pleads, pleading, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, argue a case, arguing a case, argue, argues, arguing

Heaven- A Gated Community

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
Search ID:
CC33270
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2326x1859 pixels (unwatermarked)
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heaven, gates of heaven, christianity, christian, judaism, gated community, gated communities, exclusive community, exclusive communities, sin, sins, sinners, denied entry, denied access, death, security, secure community, secure communities, wealth, privilege, property, properties, expensive property, expensive properties, exclusive property, expensive housing, exclusive housing, exclusive, exclusion, exclusive properties, unaffordable, unaffordable property, unaffordable properties, unaffordable housing, real estate, sign, signs, signage keep out, gate, gates, ornate gates, secure, protected, rejected, protect, protection, reject, rejection, pearly gates, pearly gate

What Lemmings Believe

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC24852
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2144x1836 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
death, suicide, heaven, heaven’s gate, cults, mass suicide, wild animal, wild animals, animal myth, animal myths, over the edge, over a cliff, cliff, cliffs, suicides, mass suicides, death cult, death cults, cult, cults, lemming, lemmings, mistaken belief, mistaken beliefs, believer, believers, mankoff

"I just feel we'd know more people in Hell."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC121781
High Res:
3523x2915 pixels (unwatermarked)
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heaven, hell, afterlife, afterlives, lonely, loneliness, angel, angels, deceased, death, died, virtue, virtues, virtuous, damned, meet people, meeting people, new person, new people, isolation, isolated, sinner, sinners, sin, sins, sinning, christian, christians, christianity, religious

"We design them here, but the labor is cheaper in Hell."

Artist:
Dernavich, Drew
Search ID:
CC119217
High Res:
3000x2329 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
heaven, heavens, wing, wings, angel, angels, design, manufacture, manufacturing, manufactured, manufactures, labour, labor, cheap, cheaper, exploitation, worker, workers, capitalism, capitalist, exploitation, exploiting, race to the bottom, race-to-the-bottom, religion, religious, christianity, christains, eternal life, saint, saints, economic, economics, labor economics, labour economics, economist, economists

"You picked the wrong religion, period. I'm not going to argue about it."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC32250
High Res:
3079x1821 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
religion, religions, religious, st. peter, saint peter, heaven, afterlife, afterlives, wrong religion, wrong religions, choice, choices, bad choice, bad choices, wrong choice, wrong choices, argue, argues, arguing, argument, arguments, god, debate, debates, debating

Concierge in Heaven

Artist:
Koren, Edward
Search ID:
CC43547
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3450x2580 pixels (unwatermarked)
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concierge, concierges, heaven, heavenly gates, st. peter, saint peter, saint, saints, hotel, hotels, guest, guests, afterlife, afterlives, angel, angels

"You had more money than God. That's a big no-no."

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
Search ID:
CC32894
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1902x1391 pixels (unwatermarked)
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st. peter, saint peter, pearly gates, afterlife, afterlives, heaven, heavenly gates, heaven's gate, rich, rich person, rich people, megarich, mega-rich, billionaire, billionaires, blasphemous, riches, 1%, millionaire, millionaires, too much money, jealous, jealousy, god, envious, envy

"I have the whole universe to look after, so I'm putting you in charge of this planet."

Artist:
Gross, Sam
Search ID:
CC40746
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3445x2600 pixels (unwatermarked)
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heaven, god, in charge, earth, stupid, whole universe, sons, idiots, planets, incompetents, incompetent, planet, universes, delegate, delegates, son, caretaker, caretakers, responsible, responsibility, irresponsible, son, house sit, house sits, house sitter, house sitters, earth, planet earth, dominion, nepotism

"But stay off the couch."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC122618
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4700x2673 pixels (unwatermarked)
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couch, couches, dog, dogs, furniture, forbid, forbidden, forbidding, saint peter, heaven, afterlife, afterlives, heaven's gate, heavenly gates, gates of heaven, pet, pets, behavior, discipline, disciplines, disciplining, dog trainer, dog trainers, dog training, obedience, obedience school, obedience schools

"O.K., so the meek shall inherit the earth, and the rich will have a hard time getting into Heaven. But what about the middle class?"

Artist:
Sipress, David
Search ID:
CC133680
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4625x5269 pixels (unwatermarked)
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middle class, class, middle-class, shepherd, meek, meek shall inherit, meek shall inherit the earth, matthew, bible, blessed are the meek, they shall inherit the earth, middle classes, middle-classes, blessed are the gentle, eye of a needle, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, camel go through the eye of a needle, class jokes, middle income, god, jesus, bibles, verse, verses, religion, religious, heaven, heavenly, beatitudes, sermon on the mount

"Damn! God gave me that pen."

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC121710
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3533x2531 pixels (unwatermarked)
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heaven, heavenly, saint, saints, st. peter, saint peter, lost pen, lost pens, pen, pens, valuable, afterlife, afterlives, sentimental value, misplace, misplaces, misplaced, misplacing, careless, carelessness, saint, saints

"I guess what I miss most is being drunk."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC38838
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2143x2479 pixels (unwatermarked)
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angel, angels, afterlife, afterlives, sin, sins, sinning, sinner, sinners, drunk, drunks, drunken, life, miss, misses, missing, heaven, boozer, booze, boozehound, boozers, wino, winos, wine, beer, ale, ales, beers, wines, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, hobby, favorite hobbies

The Nine Circles of Heaven

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC29410
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1961x2616 pixels (unwatermarked)
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nice circles, heaven, hell, inferno, dante, dante's inferno, divine comedy, the divine comedy, good behavior, good behaviors, good person, good people, trig, trigonometry, bus, busses, remember birthdays, remembers birthdays, remembering birthdays, afterlife, afterlives, recycle, recycles, recycling, reuse, reuses, reusing, virtue, virtuous, virtuous behavior, floss, flosses, flossing, flosser, flossers

"It has yet to turn a profit."

Artist:
Gregory, Alex
Search ID:
CC43482
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3979x2119 pixels (unwatermarked)
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god, gods, heaven, heavens, religion, religious, profit, profits, angel investor, angel, angels, startup, start-up, upstarts, upstart, up-start, stock, stocks, share, shares, share, stock broker, stock-broker, stock-brokers, stock market, internet, online, on-line, dotcom, dotcom boom, unicorn, unicorns, invest, invests, disappoint, disappointed

"Is he the God of the Old or the New Testament this morning?"

Artist:
Fradon, Dana
Search ID:
CC28393
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2393x2241 pixels (unwatermarked)
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god, gods, bible, bibles, old testament, old testaments, new testament, new testaments, businesses, business, office, offices, secretary, secretaries, mood, moods, personality, personalities, grumpy, happy, kind, emotion, angel, angels, heaven, heavens, angel, angels, religion, religions, christian, christianity, jealous god, forgiveness, boss, bosses, angry, anger

God sits, wearing a shirt that says "O.M.G."

Artist:
Sipress, David
Search ID:
CC133161
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4614x4404 pixels (unwatermarked)
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god, omg, oh my god, abbreviation, abbreviations, acronym, acronyms, o.m.g., grump, grumps, grumpy, almighty, easy chair, easy chairs, displeased, angry, angered, upset, textspeak, text speak, fedup, fed up, heavens, heaven

Approval Heaven

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC36068
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2359x1447 pixels (unwatermarked)
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approval, needy, neediness, compliment, compliments, complimentary, feedback, positive feedback, pat on the back, pats on the back, patting on the back, heaven, hungry for approval, approval-hungry, self-worth, self-esteem, low self-esteem, mental health, mentally unhealthy

"No, this isn't a book signing."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC41094
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2121x1856 pixels (unwatermarked)
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heaven, heavenly, st peter, death, deaths, afterlife, after life, after-life, dead, died, incompetent, misunderstanding, misunderstood, pearly gates, pearly, gates, book, books, signing, signings, signed, signs, signature, signatures, religion, religious, christian, christianity, bible, bibles