Heaven Cartoons

Heaven Cartoons

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"All dogs go to Heaven, because we're not the ones who screwed up."

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"Actually, I preferred 'Heaven,' too, but then the marketing guys got hold of it."

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"It saves energy and makes me feel holier."

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"Is there any chance of getting my testicles back?"

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"Surprise!"

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"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

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"Wait, those weren't lies. That was spin!"

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Heaven- A Gated Community

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What Lemmings Believe

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"I just feel we'd know more people in Hell."

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"We design them here, but the labor is cheaper in Hell."

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"You picked the wrong religion, period. I'm not going to argue about it."

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Concierge in Heaven

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"You had more money than God. That's a big no-no."

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"I have the whole universe to look after, so I'm putting you in charge of this planet."

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"But stay off the couch."

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"O.K., so the meek shall inherit the earth, and the rich will have a hard time getting into Heaven. But what about the middle class?"

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"Damn! God gave me that pen."

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"I guess what I miss most is being drunk."

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The Nine Circles of Heaven

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"It has yet to turn a profit."

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"Is he the God of the Old or the New Testament this morning?"

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God sits, wearing a shirt that says "O.M.G."

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Approval Heaven

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"No, this isn't a book signing."

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