Heaven's Gate Cartoons

Heaven's Gate Cartoons

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"Actually, I preferred 'Heaven,' too, but then the marketing guys got hold of it."

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"Is there any chance of getting my testicles back?"

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"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

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"Wait, those weren't lies. That was spin!"

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"You had more money than God. That's a big no-no."

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"But stay off the couch."

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"I got it this far - don't stop me now."

Artist: Barsotti, Charles   Search ID: CC121823   High Res: 5000x2169 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: you can't take it with you, take it with you, taking it with you, money, greed, greedy, death, die, dies, dying, rich, riches, wealth, wealthy, elite, elites, expectation, expectations, heavenly gates, heaven's gate, gates of heaven, capitalist, capitalists, capitalism, stingy, miserly, miser, misers

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"You faked your death once before—how do I know you're not faking it now?"

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A man gets through the pearly gates with an E-Z Pass.

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"Malcolm W. Dunlap, violin repairs. Malcolm, we are so pleased to see you."

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"Sorry, all the wings are standard."

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"Would you have a moment to take a short survey about your experience?"

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"Theologian? You guys are always fun."

Artist: Barsotti, Charles   Search ID: CC120227   High Res: 3000x1351 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: religion, religious, death, after death, heaven, st. peter, st. peter's gate, heaven's gate, gates to heaven, pearly gates, entering heaven, angel, angels, theologian, theologians, theology, philosophy

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"But I can't let you in with it."

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"Quick! I need some more charitable donations!"

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"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

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"Actually, he's not all that big, but he's really ripped."

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"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

Artist: Barsotti, Charles   Search ID: CC29677   High Res: 3176x1566 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, politics, history, historical, medieval, politician, politicians, government, governments, religion, religions, religious, death, after death, afterlife, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, entering heaven, defender, defenders, defender of the faith, faith, title, titles, empty title, empty titles, wrong, incorrect, mistake, mistakes, mistaken, error, errors, rejected, rejection, king henry viii, catherine of aragon, pope leo x, church of england, christianity, anglican, royal title, royal titles, british, english

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"Can I use my frequent flier miles?"

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"Oh, and here's another little fib about exercising."

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"So you can take it with you!"

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"We've always admired those literate prayers of yours, and it's our hope that you'll keep them coming even though you're dead."

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"I hate this damn thing!"

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"Limbo as such has been phased out, but we'll be keeping you on hold for an unspecified amount of time."

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"I'm thinking Pearly Cubicles!"

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