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Heavens Cartoons
Heavens cartoon 1 of 83
"Surprise!"
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"Talk about heaven - eight francs to the buck and old Binky still a chiselled blonde."
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"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."
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"It saves energy and makes me feel holier."
Heavens cartoon 5 of 83
"It has yet to turn a profit."
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"We design them here, but the labor is cheaper in Hell."
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"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."
Heavens cartoon 8 of 83
"We're thinking about getting a little pied-a-terre in hell."
Heavens cartoon 9 of 83
"Trust me. It's not a God-given right."
Heavens cartoon 10 of 83
"Is he the God of the Old or the New Testament this morning?"
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god, gods, bible, bibles, old testament, old testaments, new testament, new testaments, businesses, business, office, offices, secretary, secretaries, mood, moods, personality, personalities, grumpy, happy, kind, emotion, angel, angels, heaven, heavens, angel, angels, religion, religions, christian, christianity, jealous god, forgiveness, boss, bosses, angry, angerHeavens cartoon 11 of 83
God sits, wearing a shirt that says "O.M.G."
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"I think Italian is spoken in Heaven and Dutch is spoken in Hell."
Heavens cartoon 13 of 83
"My mother just told me I look like hell."
Heavens cartoon 14 of 83
"Ever since I died, I don't care as much about the crossword."
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"And now here's Zeus with the weather."
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"I preferred the Old Testament God."
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Moses Awaits The Word Of God
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"Gee, I always figured him for No. 1!"
Heavens cartoon 19 of 83
Heaven's IN/OUT filing.
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Scalpers Work The Queue At Heaven's Gates
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Science And Religion
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"Just so you know—the official language of Heaven is Aramaic."
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"Wiles of the Devil or not, someone's gotta pay for these pies."
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"The only thing available right now is a handyman's special starter condo on Tier 19 that's just been reduced to three hundred seventy-dive thou, plus maintenance."
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"Here he is, folks, straight from his deathbed in Jersey City, a beautiful guy—let's hear a nice round of applause for . . ."
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