"Surprise!"
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heaven, heavens, dog, dogs, pet, pets, all dogs go to heaven, all dogs, all dog, good dog, good boy, good boys, childhood, childhood pet, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, animals, animal, talking, talking animal, pet, pets, domestic pet, man's best friend, mans best friend, best friend, religious, religion, pearly gates, pearly gate, st peter, saint peter, unexpected"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."
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god, gods, heaven, heavens, angel, angels, admit, admitting, admittance, embarrassing, embarrassed, embarrassment, reason, cause and effect, causality, philosophy, philosopher, philosophers, theism, theist, teists, metaphysics, teleologists, theory of everything, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, disappointment, disappointments, disappointing"Talk about heaven - eight francs to the buck and old Binky still a chiselled blonde."
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paradise, paradises, heaven, heavens, blonde, blondes, dream date, dream dates, date, dates, heavenly, wine, wines, french wine, french wines, red wine, red wines, chiselled blonde, chiselled blondes, bar, bars, wine bottle, wine bottles"It has yet to turn a profit."
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god, gods, heaven, heavens, religion, religious, profit, profits, angel investor, angel, angels, startup, start-up, upstarts, upstart, up-start, stock, stocks, share, shares, share, stock broker, stock-broker, stock-brokers, stock market, internet, online, on-line, dotcom, dotcom boom, unicorn, unicorns, invest, invests, disappoint, disappointed"We design them here, but the labor is cheaper in Hell."
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heaven, heavens, wing, wings, angel, angels, design, manufacture, manufacturing, manufactured, manufactures, labour, labor, cheap, cheaper, exploitation, worker, workers, capitalism, capitalist, exploitation, exploiting, race to the bottom, race-to-the-bottom, religion, religious, christianity, christains, eternal life, saint, saints, economic, economics, labor economics, labour economics, economist, economists"Is he the God of the Old or the New Testament this morning?"
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god, gods, bible, bibles, old testament, old testaments, new testament, new testaments, businesses, business, office, offices, secretary, secretaries, mood, moods, personality, personalities, grumpy, happy, kind, emotion, angel, angels, heaven, heavens, angel, angels, religion, religions, christian, christianity, jealous god, forgiveness, boss, bosses, angry, angerGod sits, wearing a shirt that says "O.M.G."
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god, omg, oh my god, abbreviation, abbreviations, acronym, acronyms, o.m.g., grump, grumps, grumpy, almighty, easy chair, easy chairs, displeased, angry, angered, upset, textspeak, text speak, fedup, fed up, heavens, heaven"Ever since I died, I don't care as much about the crossword."
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heaven, heavens, afterlife, after-life, eternal, heavenly, after lives, after-lives, crossword, crosswords, cryptic crossword, crossword lovers, newspaper, newspaper, puzzle, puzzles, death, died, spirit, spirits, angel, angels, breakfast, dead, care, caring, interest, interesting, life, limited, dying, bored, boring, dull, uninterested, uninteresting"And now here's Zeus with the weather."
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god, gods, zeus, jupiter, lightning, lightning bolt, weather, weather man, weather-man, weatherman, myth, myths, mythological, mythology, greek, grecian, greece, greek myth, greek myths, greek mythology, thunderbolt, thunderbolts, tv, television, subvert, subversion, divert, diverted, diversion, channel, news, heaven, heavensMoses Awaits The Word Of God
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moses, mt sinai, sinai, mount sinai, religion, religions, religious, religious figure, religious figures, voice of god, god, heaven, heavens, christian, christians, christianity, exodus, book of exodus, ten commandments, is typing, typing, seen, left on read, tech, technology, app, apps, social media, social medias, modern, modern world, visual gag, visual joke"I preferred the Old Testament God."
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old testament, god, gods, deity, deities, divine being, divine beings, lightening strike, lightening strikes, lightning strike, lightning strikes, golfer, golfers, golf course, golf courses, golf player, golf players, new testament, angel, angels, heaven, heavens, divine anger, divine intervention, bible story, bible stories, torah story, torah storiesHeaven's IN/OUT filing.
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heaven, heavens, file, filing, files, fate, fates, judgement, judgement day, in, out, tray, trays, filed, last judgement, final day of judgement, in tray, out tray, in-tray, out-tray, hell, hells, purgatory, damned, saved, doomsday, god, gods, christian, christians, the day of the lord, office, officesScalpers Work The Queue At Heaven's Gates
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deathbed, terminal, death, dead, die, died, dying, dies, heaven, heavenly, heavens, heavenly gates, pearly gates, st peter, peter, saint, saints, angel, angels, angelic, angelically, religious, god, gods, lord, religions, religious imagery, st. peter, the heavens, after life, after-life, afterlife, life after death, paradise, paradiso, nirvana, condolence, condolences, sympathy, sympathies, ticket, tickets, ticketted, ticketed, scalped, scalps, scalp, scalper, scalpers, con, cons, conned, entry, enter, entrance, sport, sports, baseballScience And Religion
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heaven, heavenly, heavens, angel, angels, angelic, religious, god, gods, lord, religions, religious imagery, hand of god, finger of god, godhand, science, scientific, scientists, innovation, discovery, exploration, invention, telescope, telescopes, observatory, observatories, sky, skies, nightsky, night skiy, night sky, nightskies, star, stars, astronomy, universe, universes, galaxy, galaxies, held back, holding back, holding you back"Just so you know—the official language of Heaven is Aramaic."
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heaven, heavenly, heavens, heavenly gates, pearly gates, st peter, peter, saint, saints, angel, angels, angelic, angelically, religious, god, gods, lord, religions, religious imagery, st. peter, the heavens, after life, after-life, afterlife, life after death, paradise, paradiso, nirvana, condolence, condolences, sympathy, sympathies, aramaic, language, languages, linguistics, linguist, word play, play on words, word-play"Wiles of the Devil or not, someone's gotta pay for these pies."
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deathbed, terminal, death, dead, die, died, dying, dies, heaven, heavenly, heavens, heavenly gates, pearly gates, st peter, peter, saint, saints, angel, angels, angelic, angelically, religious, god, gods, lord, religions, religious imagery, st. peter, the heavens, after life, after-life, afterlife, life after death, paradise, paradiso, nirvana, condolence, condolences, sympathy, sympathies, pizza, pizzas, pizza boy, pizza man, prank, pranks, prank call, wiles, wiles of the devil, the devil, devil, deliver, delivery, takeout, take-out, take out, delivered, take away, takeaway, take-away"The only thing available right now is a handyman's special starter condo on Tier 19 that's just been reduced to three hundred seventy-dive thou, plus maintenance."
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gated community, gated communities, heavenly gates, pearly gates, afterlife, afterlives, after-life, after-lives, handyman, handymen, special, specials, condo, condos, estate agent, estate agents, real estate, estate agency, saint peter, st peter, st. peter, heaven, heavens, property market, property markets"Here he is, folks, straight from his deathbed in Jersey City, a beautiful guy—let's hear a nice round of applause for . . ."
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