Heavens Cartoons

"Surprise!"

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
Search ID:
CC31060
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1766x1990 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
heaven, heavens, dog, dogs, pet, pets, all dogs go to heaven, all dogs, all dog, good dog, good boy, good boys, childhood, childhood pet, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, animals, animal, talking, talking animal, pet, pets, domestic pet, man's best friend, mans best friend, best friend, religious, religion, pearly gates, pearly gate, st peter, saint peter, unexpected

"It has yet to turn a profit."

Artist:
Gregory, Alex
Search ID:
CC43482
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3979x2119 pixels (unwatermarked)
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god, gods, heaven, heavens, religion, religious, profit, profits, angel investor, angel, angels, startup, start-up, upstarts, upstart, up-start, stock, stocks, share, shares, share, stock broker, stock-broker, stock-brokers, stock market, internet, online, on-line, dotcom, dotcom boom, unicorn, unicorns, invest, invests, disappoint, disappointed

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

Artist:
Gregory, Alex
Search ID:
CC124898
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4736x4385 pixels (unwatermarked)
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omniscient, omniscience, angel, angels, celestial being, celestial beings, heavenly being, heavenly beings, heaven, heavens, opinion, opinions, opinionated, all knowing, all-knowing, deity, deities, all-seeing, all-powerful, divine being, divine beings, debate, debates, argument, arguments

"Talk about heaven - eight francs to the buck and old Binky still a chiselled blonde."

Artist:
Hamilton, William
Search ID:
CC29336
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3250x2742 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
paradise, paradises, heaven, heavens, blonde, blondes, dream date, dream dates, date, dates, heavenly, wine, wines, french wine, french wines, red wine, red wines, chiselled blonde, chiselled blondes, bar, bars, wine bottle, wine bottles

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
Search ID:
CC43842
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2700x2157 pixels (unwatermarked)
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god, gods, heaven, heavens, angel, angels, admit, admitting, admittance, embarrassing, embarrassed, embarrassment, reason, cause and effect, causality, philosophy, philosopher, philosophers, theism, theist, teists, metaphysics, teleologists, theory of everything, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, disappointment, disappointments, disappointing

"It saves energy and makes me feel holier."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC125565
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2775x2522 pixels (unwatermarked)
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energy efficient, energy-efficient, lightbulb, lightbulbs, light-bulb, light-bulbs, light bulb, light bulbs, energy saving, energy-saving, holier, holiers, holiness, holy, afterlife, afterlives, after-life, after-lives, heaven, heavens, saint, saints, sainthood, sainthoods, halo, halos

"We design them here, but the labor is cheaper in Hell."

Artist:
Dernavich, Drew
Search ID:
CC119217
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3000x2329 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
heaven, heavens, wing, wings, angel, angels, design, manufacture, manufacturing, manufactured, manufactures, labour, labor, cheap, cheaper, exploitation, worker, workers, capitalism, capitalist, exploitation, exploiting, race to the bottom, race-to-the-bottom, religion, religious, christianity, christains, eternal life, saint, saints, economic, economics, labor economics, labour economics, economist, economists

"Gee, I always figured him for No. 1!"

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC120819
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3000x3989 pixels (unwatermarked)
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god, gods, godly, zeus, angel, angels, heaven, heavens, religious, religion, lightning, lightning bolt, bolt, bolts, bolt of lightning, shock, shocked, surprise, surprised, surprises, theology, theological, stab in the back, back stab, back-stab, back stabbed

"Wiles of the Devil or not, someone's gotta pay for these pies."

Artist:
Diffee, Matthew
Search ID:
CC123503
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3023x3294 pixels (unwatermarked)
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deathbed, terminal, death, dead, die, died, dying, dies, heaven, heavenly, heavens, heavenly gates, pearly gates, st peter, peter, saint, saints, angel, angels, angelic, angelically, religious, god, gods, lord, religions, religious imagery, st. peter, the heavens, after life, after-life, afterlife, life after death, paradise, paradiso, nirvana, condolence, condolences, sympathy, sympathies, pizza, pizzas, pizza boy, pizza man, prank, pranks, prank call, wiles, wiles of the devil, the devil, devil, deliver, delivery, takeout, take-out, take out, delivered, take away, takeaway, take-away

"We're thinking about getting a little pied-a-terre in hell."

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
Search ID:
CC68218
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3000x2280 pixels (unwatermarked)
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pied-à-terre, pied-à-terres, pied-a-terre, pied-a-terres, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, angel, angels, afterlife, afterlives, underworld, hades, heaven, heavens, paradise, celestial being, celestial beings, property market, property markets, housing market, housing markets

"Trust me. It's not a God-given right."

Artist:
Gross, Sam
Search ID:
CC44442
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2000x1160 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
god given right, god-given right, saint peter, st peter, st. peter, heaven, heavens, afterlife, afterlives, after-life, after-lives, sainthood, sainthoods, heavenly gates, pearly gates, sinner, sinners, right, rights, human right, human rights, debate, debates, arrogance

"Is he the God of the Old or the New Testament this morning?"

Artist:
Fradon, Dana
Search ID:
CC28393
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2393x2241 pixels (unwatermarked)
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god, gods, bible, bibles, old testament, old testaments, new testament, new testaments, businesses, business, office, offices, secretary, secretaries, mood, moods, personality, personalities, grumpy, happy, kind, emotion, angel, angels, heaven, heavens, angel, angels, religion, religions, christian, christianity, jealous god, forgiveness, boss, bosses, angry, anger

God sits, wearing a shirt that says "O.M.G."

Artist:
Sipress, David
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CC133161
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4614x4404 pixels (unwatermarked)
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god, omg, oh my god, abbreviation, abbreviations, acronym, acronyms, o.m.g., grump, grumps, grumpy, almighty, easy chair, easy chairs, displeased, angry, angered, upset, textspeak, text speak, fedup, fed up, heavens, heaven

"I think Italian is spoken in Heaven and Dutch is spoken in Hell."

Artist:
Roberts, Victoria
Search ID:
CC67861
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2000x1546 pixels (unwatermarked)
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italian, dutch, hell, hells, underworld, heaven, heavens, afterlife, afterlives, sin, sins, saint, saints, sinner, sinners, sinning, linguist, linguists, language, languages, paradise, theologian, theologians, theology

"My mother just told me I look like hell."

Artist:
Acocella Marchetto, Marisa
Search ID:
CC44352
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3552x4150 pixels (unwatermarked)
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angel, angels, afterlife, afterlives, after-life, after-lives, hell, hells, insult, insults, insulted, appearance, appearances, heaven, heavens, insulting, mother, mothers, daughter, daughters, mother-daughter relationship, mother-daughter relationships, makeover, makeovers, make-over, make-overs

"Ever since I died, I don't care as much about the crossword."

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
Search ID:
CC133365
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4565x3367 pixels (unwatermarked)
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heaven, heavens, afterlife, after-life, eternal, heavenly, after lives, after-lives, crossword, crosswords, cryptic crossword, crossword lovers, newspaper, newspaper, puzzle, puzzles, death, died, spirit, spirits, angel, angels, breakfast, dead, care, caring, interest, interesting, life, limited, dying, bored, boring, dull, uninterested, uninteresting

"And this time--no ark!"

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC68914
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2000x1718 pixels (unwatermarked)
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noah, noah's ark, ark, arks, god, gods, angel, angels, heaven, god commandments, genesis, apocalypse, apocalyptic, end of the world, end time, end times, wrath, wrath of god, heavens, flood, great flood, floods, flooding, destruction, god's wrath, judgement, god's judgement

"And now here's Zeus with the weather."

Artist:
Gross, Sam
Search ID:
CC30138
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2050x1510 pixels (unwatermarked)
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god, gods, zeus, jupiter, lightning, lightning bolt, weather, weather man, weather-man, weatherman, myth, myths, mythological, mythology, greek, grecian, greece, greek myth, greek myths, greek mythology, thunderbolt, thunderbolts, tv, television, subvert, subversion, divert, diverted, diversion, channel, news, heaven, heavens

Moses Awaits The Word Of God

Artist:
Schwartz, Benjamin
Search ID:
CC141498
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3088x2910 pixels (unwatermarked)
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moses, mt sinai, sinai, mount sinai, religion, religions, religious, religious figure, religious figures, voice of god, god, heaven, heavens, christian, christians, christianity, exodus, book of exodus, ten commandments, is typing, typing, seen, left on read, tech, technology, app, apps, social media, social medias, modern, modern world, visual gag, visual joke

"I preferred the Old Testament God."

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC120170
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2000x1609 pixels (unwatermarked)
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old testament, god, gods, deity, deities, divine being, divine beings, lightening strike, lightening strikes, lightning strike, lightning strikes, golfer, golfers, golf course, golf courses, golf player, golf players, new testament, angel, angels, heaven, heavens, divine anger, divine intervention, bible story, bible stories, torah story, torah stories

Heaven's IN/OUT filing.

Artist:
Sipress, David
Search ID:
CC133296
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4625x3973 pixels (unwatermarked)
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heaven, heavens, file, filing, files, fate, fates, judgement, judgement day, in, out, tray, trays, filed, last judgement, final day of judgement, in tray, out tray, in-tray, out-tray, hell, hells, purgatory, damned, saved, doomsday, god, gods, christian, christians, the day of the lord, office, offices

Scalpers Work The Queue At Heaven's Gates

Artist:
Karasik, Paul
Search ID:
CC41787
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2168x1809 pixels (unwatermarked)
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deathbed, terminal, death, dead, die, died, dying, dies, heaven, heavenly, heavens, heavenly gates, pearly gates, st peter, peter, saint, saints, angel, angels, angelic, angelically, religious, god, gods, lord, religions, religious imagery, st. peter, the heavens, after life, after-life, afterlife, life after death, paradise, paradiso, nirvana, condolence, condolences, sympathy, sympathies, ticket, tickets, ticketted, ticketed, scalped, scalps, scalp, scalper, scalpers, con, cons, conned, entry, enter, entrance, sport, sports, baseball

Science And Religion

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC142204
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3088x2718 pixels (unwatermarked)
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heaven, heavenly, heavens, angel, angels, angelic, religious, god, gods, lord, religions, religious imagery, hand of god, finger of god, godhand, science, scientific, scientists, innovation, discovery, exploration, invention, telescope, telescopes, observatory, observatories, sky, skies, nightsky, night skiy, night sky, nightskies, star, stars, astronomy, universe, universes, galaxy, galaxies, held back, holding back, holding you back

"Just so you know—the official language of Heaven is Aramaic."

Artist:
Lorenz, Lee
Search ID:
CC122659
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3600x3504 pixels (unwatermarked)
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heaven, heavenly, heavens, heavenly gates, pearly gates, st peter, peter, saint, saints, angel, angels, angelic, angelically, religious, god, gods, lord, religions, religious imagery, st. peter, the heavens, after life, after-life, afterlife, life after death, paradise, paradiso, nirvana, condolence, condolences, sympathy, sympathies, aramaic, language, languages, linguistics, linguist, word play, play on words, word-play

Heaven - with Children

Artist:
Warp, Kim
Search ID:
NA200270
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3600x3091 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
eternity, eternities, angel, angels, afterlife, afterlives, heaven, heavens, heavenly being, heavenly beings, celestial being, celestial beings, paradise, after-life, after-lives, saint, saints, eternal life, eternal lives