Heavy Drinkers Cartoons

"What wine goes best with vodka?"

"Care for some sports wine?"

"Do you have any tooth-whitening vodka?"

"Caldwell know whereof he speaks. At least until around eight-thirty or nine."

"That is not one of the seven habits of highly effective people."

"What other tricks does he need?"

"Point well taken- but I just came here to get drunk."

"Hey, I love what you've done with the office."

"It's important to get those drinks to those who need them the most."

"Last night, I tried out some new stuff, but tonight I'm only drinking the classics."

"A bloody Mary, Chuck-weapons grade."

"Dad—will the heroine go into rehab?"

"I put some beer on the hook."

"I, too, used to drink the amber-colored fluids, gentlemen, but now, owing to health considerations, I drink only the crystal-clear fluids."

"If you want to be more like Mom and Dad, kids, you've got to start pounding down those Shirley Temples."

One-Martini Lunch

"Father drinks, doesn't he?"

"We're paying you to dance and be fun, not to drink a mope."

"Al, I've fought the good fight and now I'm ready to drink the good drink."

"These boots were made for drinking."

"Why are the Martinis always better at work?"

"The other thing I love about drinking is that you can't do it online."

A group of business people stand outside smoking and drinking.

"Your usual one too many, sir."

"Great coffee, honey!"