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Hedge Funds Cartoons
Hedge Funds cartoon 1 of 15
"I'm looking for a hedge against my hedge funds."
Hedge Funds cartoon 2 of 15
Man with a Plan
Hedge Funds cartoon 3 of 15
"I'm a Schedule D kind of guy with a little Schedule E thrown in."
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schedule d, schedule e, accountant, accountants, accounting, 1040, 1040 form, 1040 forms, investor, investors, asset, assets, broke, lose money, loses money, losing money, investment, investments, broker, brokers, stockbroker, stockbrokers, tax return, tax returns, penniless, loss, losses, financial loss, financial losses, hedge fund, hedge funds, hedge fund manager, hedge fund managers, tax season, taxes, filing taxes, personality type, personality types, date, dates, dinner date, dinner dates, insolvent, insolvencyHedge Funds cartoon 4 of 15
"Invest? No offense, but I've read about you guys."
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invest, invests, investment, investments, crook, crooks, investor, investors, hedge fund, hedge funds, hedge fund manager, hedge fund managers, criminal, criminals, thief, thieves, unsavory, unsavoury, distrust, distrusts, distrusting, distrustful, money manager, money managers, stock market, stock, stocks, stocks and bonds, bad reputation, bad reputations, reputation, reputationsHedge Funds cartoon 5 of 15
"You realize, of course, that any attempt on my part to profit by this information would put me at risk of an investigation by the S.E.C."
Hedge Funds cartoon 6 of 15
"Actually, 'Monkey see, monkey do' has served me quite well in this market."
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cliche, cliches, proverb, proverbs, monkey see, monkey do, investor, investors, investment, investments, hedge fund, hedge funds, monkey, monkeys, primate, primates, imitate, imitates, imitating, imitation, imitations, market fluctuation, market fluctuations, marketplace, marketplaces, financial adviser, financial advisers, financial advisor, financial advisorsHedge Funds cartoon 7 of 15
The Tooth Accountant
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tooth fairy, tooth fairies, accountant, accountants, accounting, accounting firms, bitcoin, bitcoins, mutual fund, mutual funds, investment, investments, investor, investors, hedge fund, hedge funds, stockbroker, stockbrokers, broker, brokers, portfolio, stock market, stocks and bonds, stock, stocks, bond, bonds, negotiate, negotiating, negotiator, negotiators, long-term, long-term thinking, long-term thought, financial advisor, financial advisors, financial adviser, financial advisersHedge Funds cartoon 8 of 15
"And then I thought, what better hedge than a uranium centrifuge?"
Hedge Funds cartoon 9 of 15
"I was at a high-powered investment firm for seven years and a high-powered penal institution for a year and a half."
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investment, investments, investment firm, investment firms, white collar crime, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, corporate crime, corporate criminal, corporate criminals, hedge fund, hedge funds, hedge fund operator, hedge fund operators, penal institution, penal institutions, hiring, qualification, qualifications, investor, investors, inside trading, insider tradingHedge Funds cartoon 10 of 15
"I used to have A Green thumb but it was mainly for hedge funds."
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garden, gardens, gardening, gardener, gardeners, hedge, hedges, hedge fund, hedge funds, retirement, retiree, retirees, bank, banks, banking, banker, bankers, investor, investors, investing, investment, investments, trader, traders, wall street, stockbroker, stockbrokers, stock market, stock markets, green thumb, word play, wordplay, play on wordsHedge Funds cartoon 11 of 15
"O.K., don't e-mail this to anyone, but we're shorting black big time."
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roulette, investments, business, shortsell, shortsells, shortselling, shorting, short sell, short sells, short selling, gamble, gambles, gambling, gambler, gamblers, investor, investors, investment, investments, hedge fund, hedge funds, investment advisor, investment advisors, investment advice, mankoffHedge Funds cartoon 12 of 15
"And that's how Twitter almost crashed the Dow."
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stock, stock price, stock prices, dow, dow jones, down jones industrial average, djia, investor, investors, stock, stocks, stockmarket, stockmarkets, scary story, scary stories, campfire, campfires, campfire story, campfire stories, hedge fund, hedge funds, storyteller, storytellers, storytelling, frighten, frightens, frightening, spook, spooks, spooky, spookiness, camp, camps, camping, crash, crashes, crashing, market crash, shortsell, short sell, shorting, short selling, correction, market correction, market correctionsHedge Funds cartoon 13 of 15
"We have a fund with a new, advanced financial strategy but it hasn't been tested on humans.''
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animal testing, human testing, business, businesses, businessmen, businessman, office, offices, executive, executives, finance, commerce, economics, economy, money, financial, hedge fund, hedge funds, banks, banks, banker, bankers, bankingHedge Funds cartoon 14 of 15
Cigars for the Upcoming Bear Market
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bear market, bear markets, downturn, downturns, economic downturn, economic downturns, recession, recessions, hedge, hedges, hedge fund, hedge funds, financial adviser, financial advisers, financial advisor, financial advisors, crash, crashes, economic crash, economic crashes, consumer confidence, confident, confidence, market correction, market corrections, anxiety, anxieties, anxious, anxiousness, worry, worries, worrying, worried, concern, concerns, stress relief, cigar, cigar smoker, cigar smokers, smoker, smokersHedge Funds cartoon 15 of 15
"Unfortunately, it turns out my marriage was pegged to the dollar."
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marry for money, marrying for money, rich, riches, rich guy, rich guys, marry, marriage, businessman, businessmen, dollar, dollars, currency, currencies, currency market, currency markets, foreign exchange, investor, investors, investment, investments, investing, hedge fund, hedge funds, hedge fund manager, hedge fund managers, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split up, splits up, splitting up, breakup, breakups, break-up, break-upsMore cartoons with the keyword 'hedge funds'